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08-26-2009, 04:04 PM
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#1 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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| CHUCK NORRIS WAS HERE!
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08-26-2009, 04:06 PM
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#2 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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i hear he doesnt have a chin. underneath his beard...is another fist.
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08-26-2009, 04:07 PM
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#3 | | Certified Troll: Access Removed
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08-26-2009, 04:08 PM
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#4 | | ESKETIT
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pwned
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08-26-2009, 04:12 PM
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#5 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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08-26-2009, 05:40 PM
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#6 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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That can't be the real chuck norris! It must be a wannabe.
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08-26-2009, 07:31 PM
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#7 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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It's a warning.
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08-26-2009, 07:38 PM
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#8 | | Banned (ABWS)
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08-27-2009, 06:54 AM
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#9 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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nice
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08-27-2009, 10:40 AM
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#10 | | is best wrench
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08-27-2009, 11:56 AM
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#11 | | Da Vinci's real masterpiece: The Mona Diesel
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When chuck norris uses ribbed condoms, he reverses it for HIS pleasure.
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08-27-2009, 11:58 AM
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#12 | | How I Mod your mother
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I heard his calendar goes from March 31st straight to April 2nd, cause nobody fools chuck norris
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08-27-2009, 11:59 AM
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#13 | | Da Vinci's real masterpiece: The Mona Diesel
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Only 2 things cut diamonds, other diamonds and CHUCK NORRIS
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08-27-2009, 12:00 PM
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#14 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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08-27-2009, 12:00 PM
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#15 | | Banned (ABWS)
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so as you all know im a fob and a fool...please school me
can someone tell me who the hell is this chuck norris and why is there so many jokes related to him ?
i did it research on this guy, but i still dont get why is he so famous..? lol
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08-27-2009, 12:05 PM
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#16 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and CHUCK NORRIS!
And if you're wondering, only Bruce Lee can kick Chuck Norris' ass.
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08-27-2009, 12:49 PM
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#17 | | MiX iT Up!
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out of curiosity - how did chuck norris become so famous ....
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08-27-2009, 02:26 PM
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#18 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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chuck is my hero
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08-27-2009, 02:33 PM
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#19 | | Da Vinci's real masterpiece: The Mona Diesel
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chuck norris is just an internet meme that stemmed from his TV shows/movies (walker texas ranger to name one) and is now popularized as a uber badass with lots of "facts" associated with him. Often, they are gross exaggrations of his badassery
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08-27-2009, 02:55 PM
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#20 | | The sound of inevitability
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How old are you guys that haven't heard of chuck norris. He fought with bruce lee, and lost.
He had his own television show.. am i that old? or are most of you 16 year olds?
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08-27-2009, 03:00 PM
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#21 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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^^ Agreed. I think people try to make him into the American Jackie Chan.
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08-27-2009, 03:30 PM
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#22 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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theres no 'ctrl' button on chuck norris' keyboard since hes always in control
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08-27-2009, 03:38 PM
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#23 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Originally Posted by Grandmaster TSE  theres no 'ctrl' button on chuck norris' keyboard since hes always in control | Hahahaha. That one's new to me.
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08-27-2009, 04:48 PM
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#24 | | Banned (ABWS)?
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
haha http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
has it all there.
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08-27-2009, 05:00 PM
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#25 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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You kids need to watch Texas Walker Ranger to realize Chuck's awesomeness.
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