How to stay awake at work?
 

I hate office work. Cheap coffee doesn't work here...and I yawned so many times my jaw hurts a bit now.

What would you do?

fast paced music does it for me.

Since you work in an office, I assume you have a table? You can hide a hooker between your legs while you move your chair to as forward as possible, and let her "keep you awake".

lol but honestly, take a short nap if you can. A short nap really helps.

bc bud energy drink

double americano

Crackheads stay awake for days so I'm going to just throw it out there, crack.

you should start tell your gf fuck you like a normal human being instead of the asian sex !
you are lack of motivation

internet..haha..rs...
reminds me of this fat biatch that i have at work...comes in lates..internets to the max...eating at her desk then comes the kicker...announces to everyone that its her lunch break and disappears for an hour or more...
:grr

eat an apple. Apples are better than coffee or energy drinks. Plus its natural, and great for you! Can't go wrong with an apple. Avoid eating turkey. Apparently, it causes drowsiness.

Eat less carbs for lunch. Instead of noodles, just eat meat and veggies. You'll have long lasting energy all day without the insulin spike and crash.

double the suger you put in ur coffee normally !!

Nos energy drink, those 5 hour energy or w/e they're called, I work in a kitchen and our managers occasionally pull 7AM-10:30PM shifts,

LOL. this reminds of the guy who put NOS energy drink in his GSXR

White meat. or fish.

i find that the most effective way to stay awake is talking to someone, be it msn / phone / face to face

Those little bottles of 5-hour energy drinks..I bought 2 like $3 at Walmart. I drank one at work and I was awake all day.. It tastes funny though..

go to bed earlier, nap after work

w...t....f.... :confused:

Couple things that will help you stay awake:
Eat turkey, or a really large meal. Tylenol helps but only take it when things get really busy. Listen to slow jams, talk to your GF about her purses, keep the temperature slightly warm, and/or get a really soft cozy office chair.

red rain or red rave from costco.

Energy drink + coffee.

munch on walnuts..natural energy boosters

have some 20 pound weights near your desk and if u feel tired... pump those muscles adrenaline will kick in yo!

+1, just dont have a fucked posture and u'll be fine :D

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