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jeff_alexander 09-16-2009 05:33 PM

In This Thread: Evil things we've done
 
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.

pandalove 09-16-2009 05:40 PM

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hotjoint 09-16-2009 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff_alexander (Post 6596112)
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.

:lol. I finger banged this chick when I was 12 and took her piggy bank money :)

DC5-S 09-16-2009 05:44 PM

hahahahaha

nack 09-16-2009 05:48 PM

one word... WIN

Not really racist! 09-16-2009 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeff_alexander (Post 6596112)
Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.

LOL THAT IS SO GOLD..

gotta feel bad for the parent tho.

Drow 09-16-2009 06:12 PM

http://www.disarm.se/data/bildunttex.../copypasta.jpg

Mugen EvOlutioN 09-16-2009 06:17 PM

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IronCork 09-16-2009 06:17 PM

http://www.bash.org/?777977

jeff_alexander 09-16-2009 06:19 PM

aww, been found out

penner2k 09-16-2009 06:21 PM

lol

dizzystar 09-16-2009 06:26 PM

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!oHenry 09-16-2009 06:38 PM

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CRS 09-16-2009 06:39 PM

Wow, you guys really want points don't you?

K-Dub 09-16-2009 06:39 PM

so......i crushed a cockroach in a guys passport before.

TypeRNammer 09-16-2009 06:43 PM

Never gonna give you up

Gary Oak 09-16-2009 07:26 PM

lets try again...



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raygunpk 09-16-2009 07:32 PM

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danizer 09-16-2009 07:33 PM

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ajax 09-16-2009 07:37 PM

Really cant add any letters, i got points last time:(
BTW jeff_alexander, plagiarism
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/ima...l-c-ctrl-v.jpg

m4k4v4li 09-16-2009 07:38 PM

C C C C ombo breaker

liu13 09-16-2009 07:46 PM

i killed Paul Allen, and i liked it

Graeme S 09-16-2009 07:48 PM

Ah, points. It's been so long since we've had a chance to get really reacquainted.

84 points and a banhammering. No more skytrain comments from Pandalove. Not for awhile, at least.

Mugen EvOlutioN 09-16-2009 07:57 PM

lol:haha: skytrain comment

Qmx323 09-16-2009 08:02 PM

I switched out a girls whiskey shots with 151. shes never drank before and she got really fucking wasted. end of story


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