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09-16-2009, 05:33 PM
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Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble.
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09-16-2009, 05:40 PM
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09-16-2009, 05:44 PM
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#3 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by jeff_alexander  Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble. |  . I finger banged this chick when I was 12 and took her piggy bank money  | |
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09-16-2009, 05:44 PM
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#4 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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09-16-2009, 05:48 PM
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#5 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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09-16-2009, 06:06 PM
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#6 | | manage the cap you say????
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Originally Posted by jeff_alexander Now, I’m sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here’s the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprinkle of blood on the little shit’s teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming “SHIT! SHIT!.” Now, my good friend, Tom we’ll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting “FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN’T GET IT! FUCK!”. By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here’s the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, “Ma'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I’m… I’m FUCKING HIV POSITIVE.” And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn’t defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little shit must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble. | LOL THAT IS SO GOLD..
gotta feel bad for the parent tho.
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09-16-2009, 06:12 PM
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09-16-2009, 06:17 PM
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09-16-2009, 06:17 PM
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09-16-2009, 06:19 PM
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#10 | | Banned (ABWS)
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aww, been found out
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09-16-2009, 06:21 PM
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#11 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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09-16-2009, 06:26 PM
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09-16-2009, 06:38 PM
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09-16-2009, 06:39 PM
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#14 | | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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Wow, you guys really want points don't you?
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09-16-2009, 06:39 PM
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so......i crushed a cockroach in a guys passport before.
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09-16-2009, 06:43 PM
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#16 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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09-16-2009, 07:26 PM
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#17 | | RS controls my life!
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09-16-2009, 07:32 PM
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#18 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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09-16-2009, 07:33 PM
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09-16-2009, 07:37 PM
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#20 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Really cant add any letters, i got points last time 
BTW jeff_alexander, plagiarism 
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09-16-2009, 07:38 PM
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#21 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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09-16-2009, 07:46 PM
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#22 | | Banned (ABWS)
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i killed Paul Allen, and i liked it
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09-16-2009, 07:48 PM
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#23 | | The Lone Wanderator
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Ah, points. It's been so long since we've had a chance to get really reacquainted.
84 points and a banhammering. No more skytrain comments from Pandalove. Not for awhile, at least.
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09-16-2009, 07:57 PM
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#24 | | Banned (BBM)
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lol  skytrain comment
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09-16-2009, 08:02 PM
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#25 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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I switched out a girls whiskey shots with 151. shes never drank before and she got really fucking wasted. end of story
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