Some women have NO idea
 

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Spoiler tag just incase you're at work because its SNSFW, text wise.

hhhaah, nice find

is this what u do this early? haha

LOL nice

lol

nice read to start Friday morning

:thumbsup: :haha:

It's like some men have no idea when they go down on a woman.......... It's not about just the tongue. try sliding it between your teeth and........... what the hell. I should be teaching a course on doing it right. And you wAnder why so many women are lesbians or bi, LOL.

Also, only sluts and hookers know how to give good head. You need to help the novice woman do it right, so other men can benefit from the knowledge.

Yeah. WTF?! My ex thought that including teeth is the best thing ever. I don't know what that slut cunt was thinking. But everytime she bobbed her head, it felt like she was fucking eating me. Like, literally eating my dick.

Anyways, good find! You get a thanks for making me laugh in the morning.

Haha. Got that too. However, I was wayyy too polite to tell a girl she sucks at going down so I had to just bite my opinion.

Is that from experience?

Well it makes sense doesnt it? Theyre around dick all the time

how is it any different from guys not knowing how to go down on a girl? lol

it all comes down to experience. and IF you're meeting girls thru craigslist personals... what do you expect?

Which is why Asian girls are bad.......... crooked teeth. Jagged edges, no good. LOL.

The hooker part was added because it's most likely true, but yeah, I've dated a few sluts back in the day. Having said all that, there were some girls who had natural talent....:D and needed no coaching.

^ I wonder if your kids are on RS. :lol

Women have different parts than we do. They're grabbing/sucking your dick because they want to please you. Help them out. Tell the how to do it right, and how you like it, and everybody wins.

If they were, I'm in deeep do do......... Actually, my kids know I'm not a great role model. I often say to my wife, "Hey, I'm showing them what not to do!" :p

I'd nominate you for husband of the year award

...dad? :(

And Father of the year. Oh and Role model of the year. :thumbsup:

WTF? LOLOLOL good find

I accept the nomination....... thank you, thank you............

only on RS can you be anything you want and come up with awards. :haha:

And which one of my illegitimate children are you?

Uh..... the term would be, "Bastard." :D:D:D

Who's your mom again?

Blow Job Etiquette

1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it.
2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get one, be grateful.
3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is
not standard practice to c*m on someone's face.
4. Extension to rule #3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow.
5. My ears are NOT handles.
6. Extension to rule #5 -- do not push on the top of my head.
Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do
you really WANT puke on your d*ck?
7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart.
8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week"-get it
through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like sh*t so no, I
don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU
can't have sex right now.
9. Extension to #8 -- "Blue Balls" might have worked on high
school girls- if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave
me alone with my Midol.
10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth,
don't tell me I've just "wrecked it" for you.
11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately
afterwards is highly inadvisable if you would like my behavior
to be repeated in the future.
12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate
about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment and be
happy that we're good at it. See also rule #2 about gratitude.
13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't care
about the protein content.
14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV.
15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get
blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It is
inappropriate to either sympathize or brag.
16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean
I have to "kiss it good morning"

thanks:haha:

communication is vital to any lasting or semi-important relationship.

that being said, you cant make a ho and house wife.