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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hello You: sup Stranger: nothing bro You: im a girl Stranger: nothing bra You: how did u know? You: i just got the change last week You: hehe Stranger: what? You: oh nothing You: juts a small operation i had You: tehehe Stranger: ... You: wanna fuck? Stranger: how old are you/ Stranger: ? You: old enough You: and yourself Stranger: how old? You: im 14 Stranger: 15 You: cool You: where you from Stranger: do you have a webcam? Stranger: Canada You: o rly You: me to You: =P Stranger: where? You: vancouver Stranger: hm You: you Stranger: ontario You: thats a shamè Stranger: yep You: want to meet up half wayÉ You: i love you long time You: '3 Stranger: no You: y not Stranger: I'll jerk off with you if you have a cam You: whats your msn Stranger: madavignod@hotmail.com You: you cool with hermaphodite`sÉ Stranger: what do you mean exactly? You: i have both Stranger: I have never met a hermaphrodite before You: well you wanna get down with one? Stranger: sure |
why are you all fags pretending to be girls? |
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Stranger: seeking a nice girl to satisfy my foot fetish =D You: hey You: uhh im a guy :( You: anyways where u live? You: im from canada |
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It was good times. |
You: hi Stranger: hi You: how old are u? You: im 18 Stranger: 20 You: cool You: any hobbies? Stranger: umm street racing You: haha You: what car u got? Stranger: 350z You: ive got 08 civic You: nice You: what mods do u have? You: damn u a lot of mods Stranger: procharger superscharger stillen exhaust ram air veilside body kit tokico shocks short throw shifter engine stroked out and greddy custom intercooler for the supercharger You: holy shit Stranger: yea pretty much You: are u from bc? You: canada Stranger: no im from dallas texas You: oh more lean rules there right? Stranger: no You: here u cant have front tint gay Stranger: nowhere u can have front tint You: no some states You: like LA Stranger: no its illegal everywhere cause it obstucts ur view You: oh You: u got hids? Stranger: i have the rings it makes it look pissed off at night You: LOL You: kk nice talking to u You: peace Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Holy crap, I just had a nerd explosion on omegle... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: penis shaped bread? Stranger: Bedododo! You: what treachery is this? You: how dare dost thy give mine bread such hostile, dispicable shape? You: this is utter treachery! Stranger: Thou swine! Thou yellow bellied whoreson! Stranger: Thou had tupped my white ewe! You: why dost speak in such a graceful manner You: I shall invite thy to thine pantaloons for a wine and dine Stranger: Insulted though I am thusly, I keep my wits as sharp as my rapier! You: hail the thane of cawdor! Stranger: I shall accpet your invite with ill favor You: haha You: nice You: an educated person Stranger: *highfive* You: *highfive* Stranger: English lit major currently in a shakespeare course You: NICE Stranger: OH YEAH You: i thought of english lit You: but You: i stuck with Econ and Math Stranger: Ewww You: well Stranger: no offense You: thank me when the economy goes all sour again! Stranger: Oh, don't worry, I will ;) You: hahaa You: where u studying? You: if you don't mind me asking Stranger: Sonoma State universitty in California You: ic Stranger: University* You: University of British Columbia here Stranger: Nice You: not a lot of "scholars" on this site You: i must say Stranger: I kind of noticed You: haha Stranger: good way to weed out the stupids Stranger: starting with shakespearian language You: typing in my rusty old english You: haha Stranger: It kind of made my night actually Stranger: so thanks You: i should ask though... what exactly is the different between "thy" and "thine"? You: haha np Stranger: Erm... Stranger: Same? You: yeah, ive noticed it's used interchangeably You: but yeah, just thought i'd ask =. = Stranger: that kind of happens when there isnt a standardized language You: yeah... spoken language wasn't concrete back in that era You: and nor is it in the modern day too... Stranger: yeah no kidding You: the internet is destroying languages Stranger: I completely agree! Texting too. You: I can see, in a decade or so - "u" "ur" etc.. becoming everyday language You: certainly Stranger: Oh God.... You: not everyday, but used in a "professional" manner Stranger: Ur on a resume You: haha You: exactly Stranger: Id luv to werk at ur compny You: academic papers written with "w/e" You: haha Stranger: lol You: its and it's becoming mixed Stranger: That bugs the crap out of me! You: yes it does! Stranger: I'm a grammar nazi You: haha You: i kind of am too You: i correct strangers You: which occasionally, has gotten me into trouble Stranger: yeah how will they know otherwise? You: i don't really know - keep in mind these were guys in suits too Stranger: Sad You: office executives, who knows You: the english language is being torn apart! Stranger: Language as an entity is ever changing You: Agreed Stranger: so i understand that, but there are some lines that are just not crossed You: Agreed to as well Stranger: I think (hopehopehope) people like you and I will keep proper usage going for a while yet You: I strongly promote the proper use of not only the English language, but any language. Stranger: Of course. You: I avoid "ur" "u" and the associated nonsense in texts if possible Stranger: All my friends make fun of me for using whole words and proper grammar in texts :) You: haha Stranger: I type it faster anyway You: of course, since the T9 input uses proper words You: anyhow You: it's been real nice chatting with you! You: first "real" chat! Stranger: yeah same here! You: i gotta go now You: have fun =) Stranger: Yeah you too! Stranger: bye You have disconnected. |
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I'm doing it wrong:( |
Stranger: hello You: hey sorry I had to disconnect You: did you get the faxes? Stranger: ? You: I had to disconnect from the internet to send you those faxes You: I said I'd be right back You: here I am Stranger: no i didnt i dont have a fax machine You: lisa? You: we just talked for 30 minutes Stranger: yea its me my fax broke Stranger: yes You: so should I re send them? You: you didn't tel me your fax was broken Stranger: yes Stranger: sorry You: k I'll be back on in 5 mninutes again You have disconnected. |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: sup Stranger: are you from sweden? You: no Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
You: you drive a lude? Stranger: I cant drive, I'm too short http://www.preludepower.com/forums/i...s/icon_sad.gif You: how short Stranger: 4'9 You: move the seat up Stranger: feet cant reach the pedals You: then move the seat up Stranger: then I can't see over the dash You: what are you like 8 yrs old? Stranger: I'm 20 You: why you so short Stranger: I'm a dwarf You: that sucks. so how do you get around Stranger: Girlfriend drives me around You: is she a dwarf too Stranger: No, she's taller than me. You: that blows. having her drive you around all the time. she must hate it Stranger: She likes to help me out Stranger: Sometimes if my legs get tired she carries me. You: fuck eh. she should be with a normal person You: not you Stranger: That's shallow thinking. You: do you have a dwarf dick too Stranger: no You: i don't believe you. she deserves a normal size cock Stranger: she thinks i'm cute You: sure she does. is she cute Stranger: uh huh You: how much taller than you is she Stranger: she's about 5'11 You: that must be awkward Stranger: not really You: how long have you been together Stranger: a year You: have you banged her yet Stranger: no You: what why the hell not. get on that bro Stranger: It will happen eventually You: its been a year man, what you waitin for Stranger: shes not ready yet You: how old is she Stranger: 21 You: she was ready when she was 14. she's lyin Stranger: i respect her decision You: don't you want to get your ween wet? Stranger: i can wait You: does she at least blow you Stranger: no You: hand job? Stranger: no You: what the fuck man. find someone new Stranger: i'm happy with her Stranger: it doesnt have to be about sex, you know You: yeah but you could be happy with someone else AND have regular sex. Stranger: eh, i'm happy with her and she likes me, despite me being a dwarf. You: well use that to your advantage. how many girls can say they banged a dwarf?? You will be in for sure Stranger: haha You: are you a virgin? Stranger: yes You: maybe she will let you get a hooker Stranger: i'll be fine You: do you jerk off at least Stranger: No You: shit dude, ever look at porn? Stranger: no You: if i gave you a link to a nice picture would you at least look at it? Stranger: Nah, I'm good. You: why would you not want to look at a nice set of titties, honestly You: jsut look Stranger: no thanks You: have you ever seen your gf's boobs Stranger: one time when she carrried me she let me see You: did you like it Stranger: loved it You: ask her to see em again some time Stranger: she calls me a baby though sometimes when she carries me haha You: thats a little weird. no wonder she wont bang you, she thinks you are a baby. show her you are a man You: she will like it Stranger: I think I will Stranger: No more carrying You: yeah man, show her a whole new you Stranger: I will Stranger: But right now I think I'm gonna go to bed You: does she live with you Stranger: she stays over sometimes You: tonight? Stranger: Actually, yeah, what should I do? tell her I'm not a baby? You: hell yeah. tell her your a man, and want to make her feel like a real woman tonight Stranger: I will. thanks for talking with me. You: np. good luck Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi :) i'm 35 male from Sweden, and you? You: im 14 f You: from canada Stranger: from? Stranger: ok :) Stranger: single? You: yup Stranger: me too You: im only 14, never been in relationship before Stranger: :D Stranger: sorry :) stupid question from my side :) You: yea, no kidding Stranger: :P Stranger: where in canada do u live? You: where mats sundin lives Stranger: toronto ? You: no, vancouver Stranger: :) I'm not a big hockey fan :) |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! you : 1 stranger: 2 you: 2 stranger: 1 stranger: your move You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: asl You: 45/m/aus/pedo Stranger: same Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i wanna die Stranger: any ideas? You: ahm You: an hero? Stranger: noo Stranger: likesuicide Stranger: idk wat 2 doo You: bang head on keyboard till the deed is done Stranger: rjidrkhydk Stranger: sdfnhrtndtrknhuioejwghoijb9w erj] Stranger: erghsehgr Stranger: gk.......................... |
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ru girl You: 17/f/ny Stranger: m 20 italy You: italians smell Stranger: ???? |
fuk You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: pwn Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Meow You: my balls are so itchy Stranger: Oh, I can give them something roughhnhhhh Stranger: like my claws Your conversational partner has disconnected You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Lets do this You: Hey You: im hungry You: and You: i have a 1 hour break before class You: what should i go eat? Stranger: dicks You: thats weird bro You: i mean like real food You: im thinking sushi Stranger: fish dicks You: you gay fish? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: male looking for male to talk You: Im a big black named STEEL You: IM HAPPY TO MEET U! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
i've said this about 5 times and get the same response You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: tim hortons You: yum Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: who are you You: hey hey You: im you Stranger: im you Stranger: what good You: who are you? Stranger: im you i said You: but i'm me You: who are you? Stranger: im you and me You: no You: you are you You: i'm me You: but i am you Stranger: yes Stranger: exactly what im saing You: but who is me? Stranger: im me Stranger: and you are me Stranger: but me is you Stranger: easy right You: but i am me You: who are you? Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: we dont take too kindly to your kind around here Stranger: huh? You: yea Your conversational partner has disconnected. AND Stranger: hi You: have u ever walked on water? Stranger: yes You: you gay fish? |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey You: whats up? Stranger: not mucch u? You: same same i just farted and it smells like heaven |
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