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Stranger: want to play a game? You: sure Stranger: go shut the fuck up You: _/_____\_____________\____________/____ |_______|_____________\__________|______| |_______`._____________|_________|_______: .\________|____________|_________\|_______| _\_______|_/_________/__\\\___–___\\_______: __\______\/_____–~~__________~–__|_\_____| ___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____| ____\______\_________.———-.________\|___| ______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___| _______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/ _______/\_|___C_____)/__lost_\_(_____>__|_/ ______/_/\|___C_____)___the__|__(___>___/__ _____|___(___C_____)\_game_/__//___/_/_____ _____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______| ____|_\____\____)___`—-___–’______________| ____|__\______________\_______/__________/_| ____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________| ____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_ ___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________| ___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________| ___|__________/________|____|_______|_________| __|__________|_________|____|_______|_________| Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU You: RS FTW! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Stranger: horney male here You: lol i'm outta here Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
BAHAHHAHA. You: hey Stranger: m/f You: f Stranger: am m Stranger: asl You: 18 canada Stranger: 19 uk Stranger: u got msn? Stranger: whats ur mane Stranger: name* You: oh sorry. You: i meant m Your conversational partner has disconnected. THIS SITE IS HILARIOUS |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: pewpewpew Stranger: ive been a bit naughty today You: pewpewpew Stranger: do you think i should get a spanking? You have disconnected. |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: f? You: ya You: urself? Stranger: im m, where u from? You: canada Stranger: im from new zealand, how old r u? You: 19 Stranger: im 17 can we still talk? You: sure why not :) Stranger: what are ur hobbies? You: why don't we talk about yours first Stranger: i love sports wbu? Stranger: does sex count? You: you like porn? Stranger: yer u? You: seen some Stranger: enjoy? You: very much it was fun Stranger: yeh haha, so what u look like? You: i have a dick Stranger: ok Stranger: perv Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ulan cemal Stranger: dalak cemal You: what Stranger: hi You: english motherfucker You: do u speak it Stranger: fuck u bitch You: fuck u too u fucking commie Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: 씨발 Stranger: S.Korea Stranger: ? You: 아니 You: do u like korean girls? Stranger: r u? You: yes ^^ Stranger: of course You: how about u Stranger: China Stranger: m Stranger: do you like Chinese boys? You: what your age? Stranger: 22 Stranger: and u You: oh am so soree You: i dont like small penis Stranger: u r so impolite You: ㅋㅋㅋ Stranger: and u should practise your English You: why Stranger: 韩国人太自负 You: my engrish veri veri exelent i think Stranger: but u wrote too many wrong words Stranger: and bad gramma You: i think..u have bad english stupid guy You: with small penis :( Stranger: I don't know how your parents teach you Stranger: don't you think you are ruthless Stranger: a good looking isn't everything Stranger: is nothing You: ㅋㅋㅋ aw You: i hurt little boy feelings? because of small penis? Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: ı am spain male. are you hot girl?Do you want to talk with web cam? You: asl You: do u have webcam You: do u have good abs...like 6 pack Stranger: whats your name You: why...im shy You: u first You: whats ur name hun Stranger: carles u? Stranger: ?? You: landfill Stranger: are you girl? You: yes You: my name is landfill i'm 18 Stranger: country? You: revscene Stranger: do you have msn? You: ohh...do u want landfill to be your friend?:) Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
^ wut... |
im so bored at work.. |
2892 users online Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello You: do you like huey lewis and the news? Stranger: sure Stranger: they were great back in the day Stranger: why? You: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes Stranger: not that familiar with earlier stuff You: but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own You: commercially and artistically Stranger: it's odd that you would ask me about that...Im in the music industry Stranger: what do you do Stranger: / You: The whole album has a clear, crisp sound You: and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. You: He's been compared to Elvis Costello You: but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour. Stranger: so are you in the music industry? You: Yes, Allen You: In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square" Stranger: you in New York or L.A.? Stranger: I'm in L.A. You: a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics You: But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends You: it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Stranger: Allen....why are you so fixated on HLN You: Hey Paul! You: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD! |
It's awesome when someone goes along with whatever you're doing. |
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Sop Stranger: can u do this girl a favour You: don't ask me if I'm a M/F You: OH okay You: sure You: why not You: I'm all about helping out Stranger: can u talk really wild nd dirty wid me You: Hmm You: hmm do i have to You: I suck You: at it Stranger: i was rewlly pissed off when a guy bfore u cybered wid me nd left in between You: Oh really so he/she left you stranded Stranger: so i wanna end d fun in a gud way You: It's like when you're swimming in the sea and you see a supposely awesome island You: but it was just an illusion Stranger: yea i was on the verge nd suddenly gone You: well use your fingers You: you have them right Stranger: so u wanna help me You: if the first two didn't work use the last two You: OR if you want, you can use the stranger Stranger: yea but some 1 needs to add tht extra bit You: okay fine You: lets see what I can do. Let me put on my drive thru cap You: i got from work cause it's gonna be express Stranger: ok Stranger: just do it talk me as ur toy do wht ever u want You: As The car is driving through the tight passage You: going through bumps and dangerous obsticles to get to the spot Stranger: car passage? You: OH yeah Stranger: wht u mean You: It see's a turn a Very TIGHT one and as it approaches the spot Stranger: i asid wild nd dirty You: Oh hmm okay You: One time I went Off roading and there was this HUGE HUMP You: MAn was it tough Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: hihi Stranger: how are you? You: hihihi Stranger: hello? You: hihihihi Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: fap fap fap Your conversational partner has disconnected. :okay: edit : tried it twice..same shit . fml :( |
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