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10-15-2009, 04:18 PM
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#76 | RS controls my life!
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Stranger: want to play a game?
You: sure
Stranger: go shut the fuck up
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Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: RS FTW!
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10-15-2009, 04:19 PM
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#77 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Vancouver
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Originally Posted by The_AK You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: who are you
You: hey hey
You: im you
Stranger: im you
Stranger: what good
You: who are you?
Stranger: im you i said
You: but i'm me
You: who are you?
Stranger: im you and me
You: no
You: you are you
You: i'm me
You: but i am you
Stranger: yes
Stranger: exactly what im saing
You: but who is me?
Stranger: im me
Stranger: and you are me
Stranger: but me is you
Stranger: easy right
You: but i am me
You: who are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. | Wat? Xzibit?
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10-15-2009, 05:50 PM
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#78 | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 4,797
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Stranger: horney male here
You: lol i'm outta here
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10-15-2009, 06:57 PM
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#79 | I STILL don't get it
Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Happyland.
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BAHAHHAHA.
You: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: am m
Stranger: asl
You: 18 canada
Stranger: 19 uk
Stranger: u got msn?
Stranger: whats ur mane
Stranger: name*
You: oh sorry.
You: i meant m
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THIS SITE IS HILARIOUS
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10-16-2009, 12:54 AM
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#80 | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Vancity
Posts: 543
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pewpewpew
Stranger: ive been a bit naughty today
You: pewpewpew
Stranger: do you think i should get a spanking?
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10-16-2009, 02:27 AM
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#81 | I Will not Admit my Addiction to RS
Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 514
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f?
You: ya
You: urself?
Stranger: im m, where u from?
You: canada
Stranger: im from new zealand, how old r u?
You: 19
Stranger: im 17 can we still talk?
You: sure why not 
Stranger: what are ur hobbies?
You: why don't we talk about yours first
Stranger: i love sports wbu?
Stranger: does sex count?
You: you like porn?
Stranger: yer u?
You: seen some
Stranger: enjoy?
You: very much it was fun
Stranger: yeh haha, so what u look like?
You: i have a dick
Stranger: ok
Stranger: perv
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10-16-2009, 10:47 AM
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#82 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ur sistrs pants
Posts: 2,656
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ulan cemal
Stranger: dalak cemal
You: what
Stranger: hi
You: english motherfucker
You: do u speak it
Stranger: fuck u bitch
You: fuck u too u fucking commie
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10-16-2009, 10:58 AM
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#83 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ur sistrs pants
Posts: 2,656
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: 씨발
Stranger: S.Korea
Stranger: ?
You: 아니
You: do u like korean girls?
Stranger: r u?
You: yes ^^
Stranger: of course
You: how about u
Stranger: China
Stranger: m
Stranger: do you like Chinese boys?
You: what your age?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: and u
You: oh am so soree
You: i dont like small penis
Stranger: u r so impolite
You: ㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: and u should practise your English
You: why
Stranger: 韩国人太自负
You: my engrish veri veri exelent i think
Stranger: but u wrote too many wrong words
Stranger: and bad gramma
You: i think..u have bad english stupid guy
You: with small penis 
Stranger: I don't know how your parents teach you
Stranger: don't you think you are ruthless
Stranger: a good looking isn't everything
Stranger: is nothing
You: ㅋㅋㅋ aw
You: i hurt little boy feelings? because of small penis?
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10-16-2009, 11:28 AM
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#84 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ur sistrs pants
Posts: 2,656
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ı am spain male. are you hot girl?Do you want to talk with web cam?
You: asl
You: do u have webcam
You: do u have good abs...like 6 pack
Stranger: whats your name
You: why...im shy
You: u first
You: whats ur name hun
Stranger: carles u?
Stranger: ??
You: landfill
Stranger: are you girl?
You: yes
You: my name is landfill i'm 18
Stranger: country?
You: revscene
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: ohh...do u want landfill to be your friend? 
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10-16-2009, 01:09 PM
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#85 | I STILL don't get it
Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Burnaby
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wut...
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10-16-2009, 01:34 PM
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#86 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: ur sistrs pants
Posts: 2,656
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im so bored at work..
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10-16-2009, 01:47 PM
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#87 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: n zone
Posts: 2,660
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2892 users online
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: do you like huey lewis and the news?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: they were great back in the day
Stranger: why?
You: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes
Stranger: not that familiar with earlier stuff
You: but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own
You: commercially and artistically
Stranger: it's odd that you would ask me about that...Im in the music industry
Stranger: what do you do
Stranger: /
You: The whole album has a clear, crisp sound
You: and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.
You: He's been compared to Elvis Costello
You: but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Stranger: so are you in the music industry?
You: Yes, Allen
You: In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square"
Stranger: you in New York or L.A.?
Stranger: I'm in L.A.
You: a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics
You: But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends
You: it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Stranger: Allen....why are you so fixated on HLN
You: Hey Paul!
You: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
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10-16-2009, 04:28 PM
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#88 | My homepage has been set to RS
Join Date: May 2006 Location: PoCo
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It's awesome when someone goes along with whatever you're doing.
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10-21-2009, 11:32 PM
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#89 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
Join Date: May 2008 Location: Vancouver
Posts: 8,150
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Sop
Stranger: can u do this girl a favour
You: don't ask me if I'm a M/F
You: OH okay
You: sure
You: why not
You: I'm all about helping out
Stranger: can u talk really wild nd dirty wid me
You: Hmm
You: hmm do i have to
You: I suck
You: at it
Stranger: i was rewlly pissed off when a guy bfore u cybered wid me nd left in between
You: Oh really so he/she left you stranded
Stranger: so i wanna end d fun in a gud way
You: It's like when you're swimming in the sea and you see a supposely awesome island
You: but it was just an illusion
Stranger: yea i was on the verge nd suddenly gone
You: well use your fingers
You: you have them right
Stranger: so u wanna help me
You: if the first two didn't work use the last two
You: OR if you want, you can use the stranger
Stranger: yea but some 1 needs to add tht extra bit
You: okay fine
You: lets see what I can do. Let me put on my drive thru cap
You: i got from work cause it's gonna be express
Stranger: ok
Stranger: just do it talk me as ur toy do wht ever u want
You: As The car is driving through the tight passage
You: going through bumps and dangerous obsticles to get to the spot
Stranger: car passage?
You: OH yeah
Stranger: wht u mean
You: It see's a turn a Very TIGHT one and as it approaches the spot
Stranger: i asid wild nd dirty
You: Oh hmm okay
You: One time I went Off roading and there was this HUGE HUMP
You: MAn was it tough
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08-30-2011, 02:20 AM
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#90 | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: richmond
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heyy
You: !!!!
Stranger: asl
You: f/18/Jet
You: u?
Stranger: m/19
You: cool
You: what u do for fun?
Stranger: yeah m here for fun
You: whenever i get stressed, i just go fly over the ocean
Stranger: wt u have wear ryt nw
You: is that english?
You: did u mean
You: what are you wearing right now?
Stranger: same meaning
You: it looks like a child with palsy wrote it
You: but anyways
You: im wearing nothing
Stranger: naked?
You: most of the time im naked
You: i only get dressed in the winter
Stranger: i like
Stranger: whats ur boobs size
You: i like to call them my thrusters
Stranger: tell me tha size
Stranger: baby
You: 44
Stranger: ohh soo horny u r
Stranger: muuaahhh
Stranger: i like u
You: u like me?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: have u ever fucked
You: not too many people know how to push my buttons right
You: many have tried, only some can ride me
Stranger: aaahhh
Stranger: u r making me hard
You: ill show u a pic if u want
Stranger: if u want lets video chat
You: http://alturl.com/c5atp
Stranger: show me ur pic
You: i just sent it didnt I? http://alturl.com/c5atp
You: i know its a bad angle of me
Stranger: wts this
Stranger: :O
You: what is what
Stranger: u have send me the wrong pic
Stranger: its nt urs
You: im an F-18 Jet, what else were u expecting
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08-30-2011, 08:08 AM
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#91 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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lol
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08-30-2011, 12:00 PM
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#92 | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hihi
Stranger: how are you?
You: hihihi
Stranger: hello?
You: hihihihi
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Last edited by FerrariEnzo; 08-30-2011 at 12:23 PM.
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08-30-2011, 01:40 PM
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#93 | Throw yo paws in da air!
Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: State of Trance
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fap fap fap
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edit : tried it twice..same shit . fml
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