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Old 10-15-2009, 04:18 PM   #76
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You: sure
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:19 PM   #77
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: who are you
You: hey hey
You: im you
Stranger: im you
Stranger: what good
You: who are you?
Stranger: im you i said
You: but i'm me
You: who are you?
Stranger: im you and me
You: no
You: you are you
You: i'm me
You: but i am you
Stranger: yes
Stranger: exactly what im saing
You: but who is me?
Stranger: im me
Stranger: and you are me
Stranger: but me is you
Stranger: easy right
You: but i am me
You: who are you?
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Old 10-15-2009, 05:50 PM   #78
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Old 10-15-2009, 06:57 PM   #79
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You: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: am m
Stranger: asl
You: 18 canada
Stranger: 19 uk
Stranger: u got msn?
Stranger: whats ur mane
Stranger: name*
You: oh sorry.
You: i meant m
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Old 10-16-2009, 12:54 AM   #80
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Old 10-16-2009, 02:27 AM   #81
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Stranger: f?
You: ya
You: urself?
Stranger: im m, where u from?
You: canada
Stranger: im from new zealand, how old r u?
You: 19
Stranger: im 17 can we still talk?
You: sure why not
Stranger: what are ur hobbies?
You: why don't we talk about yours first
Stranger: i love sports wbu?
Stranger: does sex count?
You: you like porn?
Stranger: yer u?
You: seen some
Stranger: enjoy?
You: very much it was fun
Stranger: yeh haha, so what u look like?
You: i have a dick
Stranger: ok
Stranger: perv
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:47 AM   #82
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ulan cemal
Stranger: dalak cemal
You: what
Stranger: hi
You: english motherfucker
You: do u speak it
Stranger: fuck u bitch
You: fuck u too u fucking commie
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:58 AM   #83
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Stranger: hi
You: 씨발
Stranger: S.Korea
Stranger: ?
You: 아니
You: do u like korean girls?
Stranger: r u?
You: yes ^^
Stranger: of course
You: how about u
Stranger: China
Stranger: m
Stranger: do you like Chinese boys?
You: what your age?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: and u
You: oh am so soree
You: i dont like small penis
Stranger: u r so impolite
You: ㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: and u should practise your English
You: why
Stranger: 韩国人太自负
You: my engrish veri veri exelent i think
Stranger: but u wrote too many wrong words
Stranger: and bad gramma
You: i think..u have bad english stupid guy
You: with small penis
Stranger: I don't know how your parents teach you
Stranger: don't you think you are ruthless
Stranger: a good looking isn't everything
Stranger: is nothing
You: ㅋㅋㅋ aw
You: i hurt little boy feelings? because of small penis?
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Old 10-16-2009, 11:28 AM   #84
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Stranger: ı am spain male. are you hot girl?Do you want to talk with web cam?
You: asl
You: do u have webcam
You: do u have good abs...like 6 pack
Stranger: whats your name
You: why...im shy
You: u first
You: whats ur name hun
Stranger: carles u?
Stranger: ??
You: landfill
Stranger: are you girl?
You: yes
You: my name is landfill i'm 18
Stranger: country?
You: revscene
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: ohh...do u want landfill to be your friend?
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:09 PM   #85
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:34 PM   #86
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Old 10-16-2009, 01:47 PM   #87
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Stranger: hello
You: do you like huey lewis and the news?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: they were great back in the day
Stranger: why?
You: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes
Stranger: not that familiar with earlier stuff
You: but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own
You: commercially and artistically
Stranger: it's odd that you would ask me about that...Im in the music industry
Stranger: what do you do
Stranger: /
You: The whole album has a clear, crisp sound
You: and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.
You: He's been compared to Elvis Costello
You: but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.
Stranger: so are you in the music industry?
You: Yes, Allen
You: In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square"
Stranger: you in New York or L.A.?
Stranger: I'm in L.A.
You: a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics
You: But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends
You: it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Stranger: Allen....why are you so fixated on HLN
You: Hey Paul!
You: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
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Old 10-16-2009, 04:28 PM   #88
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Old 10-21-2009, 11:32 PM   #89
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Stranger: hey
You: Sop
Stranger: can u do this girl a favour
You: don't ask me if I'm a M/F
You: OH okay
You: sure
You: why not
You: I'm all about helping out
Stranger: can u talk really wild nd dirty wid me
You: Hmm
You: hmm do i have to
You: I suck
You: at it
Stranger: i was rewlly pissed off when a guy bfore u cybered wid me nd left in between
You: Oh really so he/she left you stranded
Stranger: so i wanna end d fun in a gud way
You: It's like when you're swimming in the sea and you see a supposely awesome island
You: but it was just an illusion
Stranger: yea i was on the verge nd suddenly gone
You: well use your fingers
You: you have them right
Stranger: so u wanna help me
You: if the first two didn't work use the last two
You: OR if you want, you can use the stranger
Stranger: yea but some 1 needs to add tht extra bit
You: okay fine
You: lets see what I can do. Let me put on my drive thru cap
You: i got from work cause it's gonna be express
Stranger: ok
Stranger: just do it talk me as ur toy do wht ever u want
You: As The car is driving through the tight passage
You: going through bumps and dangerous obsticles to get to the spot
Stranger: car passage?
You: OH yeah
Stranger: wht u mean
You: It see's a turn a Very TIGHT one and as it approaches the spot
Stranger: i asid wild nd dirty
You: Oh hmm okay
You: One time I went Off roading and there was this HUGE HUMP
You: MAn was it tough
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Old 08-30-2011, 02:20 AM   #90
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You: Heyy

You: !!!!

Stranger: asl

You: f/18/Jet

You: u?

Stranger: m/19

You: cool

You: what u do for fun?

Stranger: yeah m here for fun

You: whenever i get stressed, i just go fly over the ocean

Stranger: wt u have wear ryt nw

You: is that english?

You: did u mean

You: what are you wearing right now?

Stranger: same meaning

You: it looks like a child with palsy wrote it

You: but anyways

You: im wearing nothing

Stranger: naked?

You: most of the time im naked

You: i only get dressed in the winter

Stranger: i like

Stranger: whats ur boobs size

You: i like to call them my thrusters

Stranger: tell me tha size

Stranger: baby

You: 44

Stranger: ohh soo horny u r

Stranger: muuaahhh

Stranger: i like u

You: u like me?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: have u ever fucked

You: not too many people know how to push my buttons right

You: many have tried, only some can ride me

Stranger: aaahhh

Stranger: u r making me hard

You: ill show u a pic if u want

Stranger: if u want lets video chat

You: http://alturl.com/c5atp

Stranger: show me ur pic

You: i just sent it didnt I? http://alturl.com/c5atp

You: i know its a bad angle of me

Stranger: wts this

Stranger: :O

You: what is what

Stranger: u have send me the wrong pic

Stranger: its nt urs

You: im an F-18 Jet, what else were u expecting

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Old 08-30-2011, 08:08 AM   #91
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Old 08-30-2011, 12:00 PM   #92
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You: hihi
Stranger: how are you?
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