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09-24-2009, 11:55 AM
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#26 | Da Vinci's real masterpiece: The Mona Diesel
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Stranger: hı
Stranger: frommm
You: canada
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pffff
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09-24-2009, 12:00 PM
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#27 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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what is asl?
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09-24-2009, 12:07 PM
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#28 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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age sex location
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09-24-2009, 12:33 PM
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#29 | MOD
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Originally Posted by skyxx
You: Hey Stranger I'm gonna let you finish but R Kelly had one of the best pedophile cases of the decade.
Stranger: uhuh
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09-24-2009, 12:34 PM
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#30 | Certified Troll: Access Removed
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used this like 3-4 months ago
so funny
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09-24-2009, 01:46 PM
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#31 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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repost
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09-24-2009, 02:06 PM
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#32 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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You: asl
Stranger: 20 m us
You: do u have a sister
Stranger: no. i do not. desperate fuck |
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09-24-2009, 02:32 PM
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#33 | The RS Freebie guru
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Originally Posted by skyxx You: Hey Stranger I'm gonna let you finish but R Kelly had one of the best pedophile cases of the decade.
Stranger: uhuh
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09-24-2009, 04:13 PM
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#34 | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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er......... dont' think it's good
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09-24-2009, 04:44 PM
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#35 | I subscribe to the Revscene NWS thread(s)
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09-24-2009, 04:57 PM
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#36 | In RS I Trust
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
Stranger: wats up
You: hey 21 f la
Stranger: horny
Stranger: i am 15 and male
Stranger: canadian
You: do u like anal sex?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do u
Stranger: can i see a pic
You: I love giving anal sex
Stranger: o fu
You: how big a cock can u take?
Stranger: i love pounding female
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09-24-2009, 05:06 PM
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#37 | Banned (ABWS)
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You: hi
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Stranger: yoyo
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Stranger: hay there
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Stranger: m/f
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Stranger: fuck u
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Stranger: u?
You: i just said
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Stranger: bitch
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09-24-2009, 05:15 PM
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#38 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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im so good at killer instinct, virtually unstoppable
combo breakers are actually hard to pull
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09-25-2009, 08:31 AM
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#39 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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Originally Posted by ZhangFei that looks like stephen harper | hahaha it does kinda look like stephen harper
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09-25-2009, 09:13 PM
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#40 | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm alright, thanks!
Stranger: M/F?
You: what do you want me to be?
Stranger: huh?
You: I'm a man with a beard and a dirty white shirt sitting in my parents' basement, but for the time being you can imagine im a 17 year old high school girl who likes talking about BEWBS and PUSSAY
Stranger: you seriously need to get some help man.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Where the hell am I
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09-25-2009, 09:24 PM
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#41 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: male or femal
Stranger: m
You: peace
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Redlining Beaters For A Living........
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09-25-2009, 09:25 PM
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#42 | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Stranger: hey
You: fuck u
man this shit is funny
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Redlining Beaters For A Living........
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09-26-2009, 09:45 AM
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#43 | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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Stranger: hi im f 19 taiwan,not horny
You: get me some bubble tea, bitch
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09-26-2009, 10:09 AM
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#44 | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge
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Stranger: Hey there, are you a girl with a webcam?
You: Yes
You: Why?
Stranger: wanna cam with me? yep, a total stranger
You: hmmm
You: that's kinda creepy
Stranger: ye, but interesting at the same time
You: really?
You: why would that be interesting?
Stranger: jsut is
Stranger: to just be thrown right in with a total stranger
You: ughh
You: that sounds creepy
You: how old are you?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im, 20, yourself?
You: i'm 16
You: are you college?
Stranger: nah, ive finished already
Stranger: i work as a barman at the moment
You: you're finished college?
You: at 20?
Stranger: ye..
Stranger: whats hard to believe about that
You: don't you graduate highschool at 18
Stranger: yes..
You: and it takes 4 years to graduate from college?
Stranger: i can show you a copy of my diploma in java and C# programming if you want
You: Ohh
You: So you still want to cam?
Stranger: yea if you're up for it
You: Hey Stranger I'm gonna let you finish but Michael Jackson had one of the best pedophile cases of all time.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so bored of things like that
You: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat?
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09-26-2009, 10:24 AM
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#45 | Media Officer / MOD
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^hahaha nice!
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09-26-2009, 10:32 AM
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#46 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Stranger: where are you from/
Stranger: ?
You: Vancouver Canada,
You: u
Stranger: indonesia jakarta
You: wasn't that 19 pound baby from there?
Stranger: uh?
You: http://www.examiner.com/x-1961-Sexua...nightmare-fuel
You: u didn't hear about that?
Stranger: oh that big baby
You: ya
You: LOL
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09-26-2009, 05:10 PM
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#47 | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Originally Posted by CRS Stranger: Hey there, are you a girl with a webcam?
You: Hey Stranger I'm gonna let you finish but Michael Jackson had one of the best pedophile cases of all time.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so bored of things like that
You: I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, why don't you have a seat?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. | Muahahha You did that too eh. *High five* Buddy.  .
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09-26-2009, 06:31 PM
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#48 | :inoutugh:
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Originally Posted by Klutch Stranger: hey
You: fuck u
man this shit is funny | wtf... |
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09-26-2009, 06:41 PM
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#49 | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Sup
Stranger: ASL?
You: you first :P
Stranger: 15, m, highschool, looking for advice from someone preferably older..
You: 41, f, around the world. what can i help you with?
You: typo! 21
Stranger: Haha I was gonna say, whoa
Stranger: I don't know, i just don't feel really good, i had a school dance tonight and i was too much of a pussy to dance with anyone, I'm jealous of a bunch of my friends, and I guess I wish I had a different personality
Stranger: Insecure much?
You: it's the beginning of a wonderful adventure.
Stranger: Wonderful..
You: have you heard of the date drug? slip a pill into a chick's fruit punch and slowly drag her to the janitor's closet.
Stranger: Sigh...
Stranger: See ya
You: wait
You: wanna webcam?
You: i can show you where to stick it in.
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09-26-2009, 07:06 PM
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#50 | Hopeless Romantic
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LOL I've never seen this before but some of these conversations posted are hilarious
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