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Jeffield 09-30-2009 08:48 PM

Getting Married Soon
 
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend ? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and commit my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, & if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me.

"I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes & threw them
down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment,then turned & went straight to the front
door.I opened the door & stepped out of the house & walked straight
toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for
our daughter.
"Welcome to the family!"


The moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car.






Used Search Function.... Dont know if this has been posted before didnt find it on search

skyxx 09-30-2009 08:50 PM

haha I heard this before but it's still good!

MR_BIGGS 09-30-2009 08:55 PM

epic repost.

Drow 09-30-2009 08:56 PM

a repeated post

Jeffield 09-30-2009 09:03 PM

I could not find this on /search

Gh0stRider 09-30-2009 09:09 PM

shiet..i would have gone up stairs..lol

hal0g0dv2 09-30-2009 09:24 PM

dammmmmmm good story

Qmx323 09-30-2009 09:25 PM

ohhhh man... funny shit, its too hot in the car for condoms in the summer though

Djiban 09-30-2009 09:29 PM

repost of a repost

tonyvu 09-30-2009 10:04 PM

repost, but good read ahha

hotjoint 09-30-2009 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRD604 (Post 6616359)
shiet..i would have gone up stairs..lol

:lol :werd:

StealthFighter 09-30-2009 11:30 PM

Joke into a video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u39xC1_Ga9A

Mkhun 10-01-2009 12:08 AM

funny story ! haha

Leopold Stotch 10-01-2009 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StealthFighter (Post 6616582)

not your fault

but that commercial was horrible.

liu13 10-01-2009 01:52 AM

7 year old repost

boatcaptain 10-01-2009 02:26 AM

i learned a valuable lesson today

illwdt 10-01-2009 05:33 AM

haha. awesome! very good moral!

Vansterdam 10-01-2009 06:14 AM

:repost: but still epic

AzNightmare 10-01-2009 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeffield (Post 6616347)
I could not find this on /search

Heh, that's because the search function cuts off on anything past several years old.

But good repost anyway.

Jeffield 10-01-2009 07:41 AM

okay then it shouldnt be a big problem that i reposted? :)

shenmecar 10-01-2009 07:56 AM

I haven't heard this one! hahaha thats good though.

silk 10-01-2009 07:59 AM

i stopped reading on the 2nd paragraph coz its a repost .. lol

The_AK 10-01-2009 08:00 AM

Repost post is repost

Jeffield 10-01-2009 08:03 AM

May I ask why do you guys post that its a repost then?

If you read it, walk away there is no need for your post whoring

Honestly, some people have not read it...

Like honestly, I understand if first few people said its a repost and tell me

But 20 posts after you are still posting that its a repost

No shit you guys have 1k + posts

donot521 10-01-2009 08:17 AM

Awesome Morning's first-read!


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