Getting Married Soon
 

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided
to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged me. My girlfriend ? She was a dream! There was only one
thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when
near me, and I got many a pleasant view. It had to be deliberate.
She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister calls and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to
me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires
for me that she could not overcome and did not really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
before I got married and commit my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, & if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me.

"I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her clothes & threw them
down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment,then turned & went straight to the front
door.I opened the door & stepped out of the house & walked straight
toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,"We are very happy that you
have passed our little test. We could not ask for a better man for
our daughter.
"Welcome to the family!"


The moral of this story is : Always keep your condoms in your car.






Used Search Function.... Dont know if this has been posted before didnt find it on search

haha I heard this before but it's still good!

epic repost.

a repeated post

I could not find this on /search

shiet..i would have gone up stairs..lol

dammmmmmm good story

ohhhh man... funny shit, its too hot in the car for condoms in the summer though

repost of a repost

repost, but good read ahha

:lol :werd:

Joke into a video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u39xC1_Ga9A

funny story ! haha

not your fault

but that commercial was horrible.

7 year old repost

i learned a valuable lesson today

haha. awesome! very good moral!

:repost: but still epic

Heh, that's because the search function cuts off on anything past several years old.

But good repost anyway.

okay then it shouldnt be a big problem that i reposted? :)

I haven't heard this one! hahaha thats good though.

i stopped reading on the 2nd paragraph coz its a repost .. lol

Repost post is repost

May I ask why do you guys post that its a repost then?

If you read it, walk away there is no need for your post whoring

Honestly, some people have not read it...

Like honestly, I understand if first few people said its a repost and tell me

But 20 posts after you are still posting that its a repost

No shit you guys have 1k + posts

Awesome Morning's first-read!