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Jackygor 10-14-2009 12:32 PM
$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
 
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...ed_Diamond.jpg

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Whale FUCKEN penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.

The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features:

1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.

We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale penis leather-related, but in the bigger picture, this brazen finger-in-the-eye raises a good point, so to speak. What makes a luxury vehicle? Things we used to think of as luxury - bovine leather, wood trim, high-end audio, etc., have become mainstream. Does it take exceptionally ridiculous material selection and bold ostentatious flair to define new luxury? Is it encapsulating yourself in a vehicle capable of taking a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade? Does it mean emulating the wild excess of past luxury much like the Red Diamond is doing? Who knows. But we're betting the tzars would roll in one of these babies.
[Dartz via Jameslist]
http://jalopnik.com/5380680/15m-russ...-penis-leather

AVS_Racing 10-14-2009 12:45 PM
lol i bet ppl in dubai would get it if they aint broke already

Jsunu 10-14-2009 01:07 PM
Hahah i love that their promo picture has famous Russian leaders in the background. I guess when you sit in the car you can basically say that you have ridden a whale penis :/

sixthgear 10-14-2009 02:10 PM
Looks like the Lambo LM0002

Gumby 10-14-2009 03:46 PM
How many whale penii are required to provide the leather for one of these SUVs?

J____ 10-14-2009 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 6635136)
How many whale penii are required to provide the leather for one of these SUVs?
1? lol

danizer 10-14-2009 04:14 PM
whales have penis'?

http://news.softpedia.com/images/new...he-World-2.jpg
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the biggest penis indeed belongs to the biggest animal: the blue whale. The largest measured penis reached 2,4 m (8 feet) (photo above:the penis of a killer whale).
HOLY SHIT....2,4 m? i think they'd need a few

Hondaracer 10-14-2009 04:40 PM
1.5m for a truck that has the same rims as 90% of the trucks in Surrey? :/

TOS'd 10-14-2009 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Hondaracer (Post 6635234)
1.5m for a truck that has the same rims as 90% of the trucks in Surrey? :/
yo man, its not about the rims. its about the whale fuckign penis.

ilvtofu 10-14-2009 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by TOS'd (Post 6635388)
yo man, its not about the rims. its about the whale fuckign penis.
No it's about the fucking penis whale

Drow 10-14-2009 06:30 PM
this is the gayest shit ive heard all day

asian_speedster 10-14-2009 06:33 PM
Whale penis FTW

yellowpower 10-14-2009 06:42 PM
awesome haha

NNT 10-14-2009 06:54 PM
looks like a LEGO

AzNightmare 10-14-2009 07:13 PM
^ haha that's what I though too. LEGO!

TRD3000GT 10-14-2009 07:59 PM
Russian has some weird taste on leather...

Mugen EvOlutioN 10-14-2009 08:41 PM
whale penis leather...hmm...it must have a lot of wrinkles

orange7 10-14-2009 11:15 PM
probably from sperm whales

Jeffield 10-15-2009 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by orange7 (Post 6635909)
probably from sperm whales
I see what you did there.

TheMatty 10-15-2009 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN (Post 6635632)
whale penis leather...hmm...it must have a lot of wrinkles
they just have to be rubbed out

asian_XL 10-15-2009 05:33 AM
a bottle of RussoBaltique Vodka is around €1 million

three bottles will be €3 million...and the car is 1.5million :lol
which mean you are getting paid to own that whale penis car

q0192837465 10-15-2009 07:56 AM
I'm sure those brainless rappers will rock in one of these in their next MV

smk 10-15-2009 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN (Post 6635632)
whale penis leather...hmm...it must have a lot of wrinkles
hope they don't smell...


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