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Old 10-14-2009, 12:32 PM   #1
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$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather



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Whale FUCKEN penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.

The already bulletproof and wildly over-the-top 8.1 liter GM V8-powered Dartz Kombat T98 is getting a name change to Prombron and along with it will come a complete and brain-maimingly bourgeoisie upgrade with the Monaco Red Diamond Edition. The world's most expensive ultra-luxury SUV will debut at the 2010 Top Marques Monaco show with luxe features crazy enough to make a Maybach blush. For your $1.5 million you get the following features:

1. Ruby Red matte paint
2. Gold-plated bulletproof windows
3. 22" Kremlin Red Star bulletproof wheels
4. Whale Penis Leather interior
5. Tungsten exhaust
6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies
7. White gold diamond and ruby encrusted badges - grill, side and dashboard
8. Special edition Vertu mobile phone with "alert" button
9. Additional outside kevlar coating
10. Rogue Acoustic Audio System.

And, of course, of course -
THREE BOTTLES OF World Most Expensive Vodka - RussoBaltique Vodka, drink edition, same as in the RussoBaltique car when it visited Monaco at 1912.

We have a lot of questions about this car, most of them whale penis leather-related, but in the bigger picture, this brazen finger-in-the-eye raises a good point, so to speak. What makes a luxury vehicle? Things we used to think of as luxury - bovine leather, wood trim, high-end audio, etc., have become mainstream. Does it take exceptionally ridiculous material selection and bold ostentatious flair to define new luxury? Is it encapsulating yourself in a vehicle capable of taking a direct hit from a rocket propelled grenade? Does it mean emulating the wild excess of past luxury much like the Red Diamond is doing? Who knows. But we're betting the tzars would roll in one of these babies.
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Old 10-14-2009, 12:45 PM   #2
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lol i bet ppl in dubai would get it if they aint broke already
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Old 10-14-2009, 01:07 PM   #3
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Hahah i love that their promo picture has famous Russian leaders in the background. I guess when you sit in the car you can basically say that you have ridden a whale penis :/
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:10 PM   #4
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Looks like the Lambo LM0002
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:46 PM   #5
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How many whale penii are required to provide the leather for one of these SUVs?
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:02 PM   #6
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How many whale penii are required to provide the leather for one of these SUVs?
1? lol
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:14 PM   #7
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the biggest penis indeed belongs to the biggest animal: the blue whale. The largest measured penis reached 2,4 m (8 feet) (photo above:the penis of a killer whale).
HOLY SHIT....2,4 m? i think they'd need a few
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Old 10-14-2009, 04:40 PM   #8
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1.5m for a truck that has the same rims as 90% of the trucks in Surrey? :/
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:15 PM   #9
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1.5m for a truck that has the same rims as 90% of the trucks in Surrey? :/
yo man, its not about the rims. its about the whale fuckign penis.
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:18 PM   #10
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yo man, its not about the rims. its about the whale fuckign penis.
No it's about the fucking penis whale
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:30 PM   #11
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this is the gayest shit ive heard all day
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:33 PM   #12
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:42 PM   #13
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:54 PM   #14
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looks like a LEGO
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^ haha that's what I though too. LEGO!
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Russian has some weird taste on leather...
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Old 10-14-2009, 08:41 PM   #17
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whale penis leather...hmm...it must have a lot of wrinkles
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Old 10-14-2009, 11:15 PM   #18
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probably from sperm whales
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probably from sperm whales
I see what you did there.
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whale penis leather...hmm...it must have a lot of wrinkles
they just have to be rubbed out
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Old 10-15-2009, 05:33 AM   #21
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a bottle of RussoBaltique Vodka is around €1 million

three bottles will be €3 million...and the car is 1.5million
which mean you are getting paid to own that whale penis car
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Old 10-15-2009, 07:56 AM   #22
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I'm sure those brainless rappers will rock in one of these in their next MV
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Old 10-15-2009, 08:41 AM   #23
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whale penis leather...hmm...it must have a lot of wrinkles
hope they don't smell...
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