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					Originally Posted by hotjoint  I like it when I'm sitting next to a chick with a huge rack and she looks over at me and then I look down her shirt   |  +1 
i like it more when they smile after i look down their shirt    |   |   |   |      |  10-15-2009, 01:42 PM | #52 |   | :inoutugh: 
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			2 years ago i was on the bus, back corner seat. the bus was relatively empty. there was this one guy with a sling over his right arm (broken arm i guess), he approached me when we got to nanaimo station and put a vicodin pill on the edge of a chair and told me to take it cause he said i looked like i was feeling "down". he got off the bus and i looked to my right at a girl on the bus and gave the wtf face. then we got off the bus.
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			Kind of off topic, but I've noticed something everytime we're at the theatres.
 When guys sit down, they refuse to sit beside a stranger, even more anti it when it's another dude. They always leave a single empty seat between them and the next person. What ends up happening is that there are a few empty single seats in one row. Another couple then comes in and looks at the single seats and it is ALWAYS the girl who asks someone if they can move over to free up 2 seats side by side. The guy never has the balls to ask or something, just stand there at the stairs waiting while his gf does the asking. Reason???
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			^ they are homophobic?
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			You need a buffer space in theaters. That's one reason I go in the matinees cause less people and I can spread out.
 And the girl asking things is cause they come across friendlier and better
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					Originally Posted by PrincessPeiPei  Kind of off topic, but I've noticed something everytime we're at the theatres.
 When guys sit down, they refuse to sit beside a stranger, even more anti it when it's another dude. They always leave a single empty seat between them and the next person. What ends up happening is that there are a few empty single seats in one row. Another couple then comes in and looks at the single seats and it is ALWAYS the girl who asks someone if they can move over to free up 2 seats side by side. The guy never has the balls to ask or something, just stand there at the stairs waiting while his gf does the asking. Reason???
 |  Need to have my space when wanking off in a theater.
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					Originally Posted by PrincessPeiPei  Kind of off topic, but I've noticed something everytime we're at the theatres.
 When guys sit down, they refuse to sit beside a stranger, even more anti it when it's another dude. They always leave a single empty seat between them and the next person. What ends up happening is that there are a few empty single seats in one row. Another couple then comes in and looks at the single seats and it is ALWAYS the girl who asks someone if they can move over to free up 2 seats side by side. The guy never has the balls to ask or something, just stand there at the stairs waiting while his gf does the asking. Reason???
 |  its a bro thing, 
dudes not going to tell another dude to move, then he'll seem like a he-bitch, unless he actually cares about the lady hes with, then he'll be like "yo bro"
		 
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					Originally Posted by toyota86  the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. |  |   |   |   |      |  10-15-2009, 04:13 PM | #58 |   | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant! 
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					Originally Posted by jeff_alexander  I like to sit beside people who seem the type to play sudoku on a bus and purposely put in wrong numbers everywhere in plain view while pretending to listen to my iPOD so I can overhear their conversation and frustration. It's fun to troll in real life. |   Quote:   | 
					Originally Posted by The_AK  copy pasta, i've seen this post before, but yea, its beauty |  i knew i heard this before. jeff_alexander seems to have a nack for copy and paste.
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					Originally Posted by spoon.ctr.ek9  i knew i heard this before. jeff_alexander seems to have a nack for copy and paste. |  Isn't everything on the internet a repost?
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					Originally Posted by PrincessPeiPei  Kind of off topic, but I've noticed something everytime we're at the theatres.
 When guys sit down, they refuse to sit beside a stranger, even more anti it when it's another dude. They always leave a single empty seat between them and the next person. What ends up happening is that there are a few empty single seats in one row. Another couple then comes in and looks at the single seats and it is ALWAYS the girl who asks someone if they can move over to free up 2 seats side by side. The guy never has the balls to ask or something, just stand there at the stairs waiting while his gf does the asking. Reason???
 |  If there are only single seats available that are not together and it's an action movie or a movie that requires some thinking, the guy won't ask someone else to move over because the guy rather sit away from his girlfriend so he won't get bothered with "I don't get this" "what does that mean" "what's going on" "how come the protagonist is doing that". The girl of course will do the asking or else they wont be sitting together    
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					Originally Posted by Alphamale  I give a lot of people rim jobs. |  |   |   |   |      |  10-15-2009, 08:51 PM | #62 |   | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS 
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					Originally Posted by NimbeeTT  +1Ya, for sure. The 480 from UBC during rush hour is ALWAYS so packed, impossible to get a seat most of the time.
 The other day i stood until we got to riverport casino,finally got a seat but the girl sitting next to me smelled so bad like she hasnt showered in weeks.
 I ended up standing the rest of the 10 minutes. Already stood 40, another 10 won't hurt.
 
 But people looking/watching while i text on bus is so freaking annoying
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Seriously - the 480 was the reason I got a car.   
and I swear some of the morning 480 drivers are either high or bored, or just want to wake the passengers up; I once got a bus driver that yelled on the PA once we pulled into the UBC bus loop "ALRIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS, TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL AND LEARN PHYSICS.... E=MC^2 YEAHHHHHHH"
		 
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					Originally Posted by The_AK  its a bro thing,dudes not going to tell another dude to move, then he'll seem like a he-bitch, unless he actually cares about the lady hes with, then he'll be like "yo bro"
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					Originally Posted by RFlush  If there are only single seats available that are not together and it's an action movie or a movie that requires some thinking, the guy won't ask someone else to move over because the guy rather sit away from his girlfriend so he won't get bothered with "I don't get this" "what does that mean" "what's going on" "how come the protagonist is doing that". The girl of course will do the asking or else they wont be sitting together   |  So instead of looking like you have a date, you'd rather look like the loser who goes to movies by himself, sits by himself.    |   |   |   |      |  10-15-2009, 10:20 PM | #64 |   | RS has made me the bitter person i am today! 
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					Originally Posted by PrincessPeiPei  SOOOOOOO it's a male ego thing   |  Yes, but if the guy cares about the girl or is a "man", then he will do the asking, not the girl.
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			i hate it when ppl are falling asleep and start to lean over... then when their heads are like 2 inches from my face i hav to nudge them hard to wake them up... only to have the same thing happen again 5minutes later...
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					Originally Posted by bimmer91  what this man said
 go big or go home, all the bitches will go after your cock when you roll up in a vtec.
 |  so THIS explains why my honda Fit is packed full of horny sluts... n i thot it was my air freshner    |   |   |   |      |  10-16-2009, 12:46 AM | #67 |   | :inoutugh: 
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			^ fml. i should have bought a civic...but it has to be an si.    |   |   |   |      |  10-16-2009, 07:21 AM | #68 |   | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS 
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					Originally Posted by you!  +1 
i like it more when they smile after i look down their shirt   |  haha    |   |   |   |      |  10-16-2009, 07:28 AM | #69 |   | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled 
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I remember once b4 I got my car, on the bus to Langara this chick standing next to me dropped her books on my balls while I was sitting as we went over a bump, then 4 minutes later I just told her to take my seat.  
Poor balls
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			^ LOL
 that fucking sucks man
 did she realize what happened??
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					Originally Posted by Qmx323  ^   
I remember once b4 I got my car, on the bus to Langara this chick standing next to me dropped her books on my balls while I was sitting as we went over a bump, then 4 minutes later I just told her to take my seat.  
Poor balls |  did she at least offer to make your balls feel better?
		 
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			lmao my friend texted me yesterday when he was riding the bus  Quote:   | LMFAO sitting at the back of the bus, girl is sitting in the very back in the centre seat. Bus slows down to stop, girl slips off seat and falls on ass. Laughing infront of her face | 
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					Originally Posted by toyota86  the guys over at lambo vancouver said there are 60-70 pre-orders already. don't quote me though. |  |   |   |   |      |  10-18-2009, 01:31 PM | #74 |   | manage the cap you say???? 
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			^ wow 
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