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Old 10-31-2009, 07:39 PM   #1
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How did your parents give you the sex talk?

When I was 14, my mom asked me "Do you watch pornography? Do you masturbate? Noooo... don't do that." Yep. That was pretty much it. thanks mom! lol

most of my exposure to sex ed was from watching Super Channel late at night....I thought that shit was mad funny when I was like 12 or so....

btw... I'm Asian and I'm male.

how did your parents give you the sex talk? what's your ethnicity/sex?

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doesn't answer your question, but related topic and funny.
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i'm chinese, the word "sex" is never mentioned
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"Son... no drugs. no gay. ok go do your homework now."
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Im East Indian, that talk never came up in my life and it never will.
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Asian cultures don't get the talk, unless your family is extremely white-washed. Besides, with porn so accessible nowadays, kids probably know more shiz than their parents.
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LoL my Mother's pretty open, she'll straight up ask the guy to his face "are you having sexual relations with my daughter?"

I think I was 20 or something when my mother sat down and casually said "Girl, I want to talk to you about masturbation." I think I almost choked, she then delve into a full explanation of what it was to me and that if I ever got the urge...

I ended up telling her that she was about 10 years too late telling me and that I had learned all of it at a little place called school. That's when she almost choked. good times.

I remember when my younger sister would Google crazy thing for her to see, like splitting tongues and penis piercings. Or talking about beastiality with our Mother. hahahahhaa
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yup, that pretty much sums it up.
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I'm Chinese. What sex talk?

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Hahaha... sounds like something my dad would say to his 19-month old grandson. My mom bought him pretend food to play with. Dad said "he should be playing with cars, machine guns, and cannons. None of this kitchen crap."
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I'm nammer. My parents are really cool. I was about 18 or 19, my mom was like you're having sex arent you? I was like what? then she said I can tell because of the color of your skin. I was like WTF? . Then she said if you're gonna have sex then do it here at home and protect yourself instead of going out to other places.
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My talk went something like this

mom - "so who is your gf?"
me - "uh.. I dont have a gf"
mom - "you dont have a gf?"
me - "nope"
mom - "well if you are gonna leave out the laundry for me to do make sure you take the condoms out of your pockets first"
me - *face goes red... I walk away*

She left the condoms sitting out on my bed

I come from an extremely christian family so it was a little awkward after I pretty much told my mom I was banging random chicks. I guess she sorta figured I didnt need a talk about anything else since I was at least being safe about it.
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my mom was a nurse so she did draw pictures of diagrams when we were 9
didnt' show us what a condom was but did told us about it.

didn't say much about it, everything was self learnt. they do think that touching themselves is somethign that's not to be done.
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im chinese... Basically she said: son don't screw around, i don't want to be a grandma yet
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Simple talk from my dad.

"Son, don't get her pregnant" and he shoved a bunch of condoms in my hand. I was a few months into my relationship at that point.
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