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El Bastardo 11-01-2009 09:14 AM
Man sues over lack of 'Axe effect'
 
http://img.aujourdhuilinde.com/media...0Chocolate.jpg


Quote:
A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products.

Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is seeking £26,000 from parent company Unilever for the "depression and psychological damage" caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.

...

Bedi says in his court petition: "The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3542183.html

In the article they mention using 'Forensic Tests' on his half-used Axe/Lynx products. :haha:

Super Dipper 11-01-2009 09:18 AM
wow....

spoon.ek9 11-01-2009 09:24 AM
:facepalm:

why didn't any of us think to do this? could have paid for an engine swap hahah. i can't believe this is even making it to court.

bcedhk 11-01-2009 09:42 AM
lol at the google ad on the post

http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/p...TIIJDFb6y0cfs0 guy should get axed in the balls for being stupid

Meister1982 11-01-2009 10:08 AM
lol what a failure.

124Y 11-01-2009 10:27 AM
:haha: fucking noob!!

penner2k 11-01-2009 10:28 AM
I wouldnt admit that I havent gotten any action in 6 years for that little bit of money..

asahai69 11-01-2009 11:18 AM
lol. this guy couldnt get a girl over 7 years? im sure the 26 grand is only to cover the hooker costs.

Gt-R R34 11-01-2009 11:31 AM
Should of just paid for it, 26K

aren't they like 6 dollars a bottle? how many did he use?

hk20000 11-01-2009 11:58 AM
26k pounds is more like 47k cdn?

shenmecar 11-01-2009 12:01 PM
Maybe he should stop using Axe and start making some motherfucking money.

orange7 11-01-2009 12:10 PM
lol... next someone is going to sue Axe because he didn't turn into chocolate from using the chocolate scented Axe.

StylinRed 11-01-2009 12:31 PM
hey if they can get away with advertising like that someone should be able to get away with suiing them

more power to him

tonyvu 11-01-2009 01:14 PM
what a dumbass girls fucken haaateeee AXE

SkunkWorks 11-01-2009 01:42 PM
Indian showerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

!Aznboi128 11-01-2009 02:42 PM
LOL this guy's win!

Psykopathik 11-01-2009 05:20 PM
Axe. Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Posted via RS Mobile

Soundy 11-01-2009 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by orange7 (Post 6662975)
lol... next someone is going to sue Axe because he didn't turn into chocolate from using the chocolate scented Axe.
And if he did turn into chocolate, he'd sue Axe because some chick did a drive-by and ripped his arm off... :facepalm:

anti-vip 11-01-2009 05:36 PM
the axe smell cannot compete with B.O. hahahaha

hal0g0dv2 11-01-2009 07:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Turbo E (Post 6663249)
Axe. Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
Posted via RS Mobile
:haha::haha::haha::haha:

Ferra 11-02-2009 01:41 PM
Great. I fucking hate the Axe commercial...someone finally tries to make them stop.

hotjoint 11-02-2009 01:48 PM
:lol this for real?

Grandmaster TSE 11-02-2009 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shenmecar (Post 6662965)
Maybe he should stop using Axe and start making some motherfucking money.
i think thats exactly what hes doing :haha:

El Bastardo 11-05-2009 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hotjoint (Post 6664341)
:lol this for real?
Apparently not.

Quote:
Axe spokesperson Heather Mitchell sent Asylum this statement:

"We've been following the news reports from India where a man was allegedly planning to take legal action for the Axe Effect not working for him personally. We can confirm this is a hoax. In fact the story originated from TheFakingNews.com. While the story is not true, we have to admit that it's pretty funny and the joke itself is very much in line with our brand tone -- playful, with a wink and a nudge. While Axe grooming products can help guys look, smell and feel great, there is only so much we can do; the rest is up to guys themselves."
http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/02/did...-work-for-him/



The original, original article is here:

http://www.fakingnews.com/2009/10/un...-man-sues-axe/

InvisibleSoul 11-05-2009 05:38 PM
He was doing it wrong. He wasn't using the double pits to chesty manoeuvre.


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