Canadian Tire Scam
 

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Canadian Tire customers. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Canadian Tire store. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets!!

That's awesome. I'm going to CT after work!

ehhh...i have to goto CT too! where is this?

buahahaahaaaaa just before you go down to CT get a couple of the guys together in separate cars all with video cams see if you can catch it in action
then hook up hidden in your car then edit that shit up and post it on break.com or something like that just get a average wallet put some fake money and a note saying something about you just made the internet thanx for the blowjob and memories ladies

:lol

Thats one hell of a scam

Hahaha that is prime.. what CT is that?

Don't just put any fake money in there. You might as well use canadian tire money lol.

on a completely unrelated note, does anyone one have a car that seats 3 or more that I could borrow?

Fuck... I don't have backseats :(

Berz out.

I got a van, 2 seats, but the back is all empty ;) I should just add a carpet back there, and padded walls.

nashman is seriously avoiding canwest mall now

The Pillager seats 7....

Wow. What a fucking waste of time. But then again, I forgot you people have nothing better to do on the island then troll on revscene.
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i have read this before I think

Says the RS addict who brings it with him on his phone.

Damn, does this only happen on the Island?
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^yup, that is reason #164 why the island is better than the mainland:P

Rofl. :rolleyes:

I thought you were going to talk about the Canadian Tire scam my friend pulls. Since some Canadian Tires have self checkout. He puts the barcode sticker from the $20 hockey stick onto the $150 stick. It's worked for him on several occassions. Bastard eh.

Smart.

Thief.

:lol nice

1. bring a wallet with useless cards in it
2. enough cash to buy some hardware to look like you have money
3. enjoy the eyecandy
4. free oral

Only if you get caught :p

your friend is a genius!