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11-11-2009, 11:05 AM
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| When zombies attack Vancouver computers
VANCOUVER (NEWS1130) - Watch out... Vancouver has one of the largest zombie populations in the country. But these monsters aren't attacking your brains, they are focused on your computer.
A zombie is a computer that has been hijacked. It gets a virus that allows the hacker to take control of it, then it can be used to generate spam or other attacks without your knowledge. Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver rounds out the top three cities with the highest number of zombie-infected computers according to McAfee.
Larger cities tend to have more because of the concentration of computers, people and a lack of current virus protection.
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11-11-2009, 12:16 PM
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#2 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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QUICK - BRING OUT THEM FLAMETHROWERS
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11-11-2009, 12:24 PM
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Don't startle the witch! Shes overclocked and has Shaw Extreme!
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11-11-2009, 12:28 PM
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#4 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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11-11-2009, 01:18 PM
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#5 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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throw a pipebomb duh,.
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11-11-2009, 02:08 PM
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#6 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Gotta snipe them with headshots ! haha
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11-11-2009, 02:33 PM
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#7 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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Originally Posted by El Bastardo  Don't startle the witch! Shes overclocked and has Shaw Extreme! | lmfao
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11-11-2009, 02:51 PM
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#8 | | Lomac owned my ass at least once
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I have one for sale... 
$15
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11-11-2009, 03:11 PM
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#9 | | YOU CANT CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS
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shields up, red alert. Mr. Worf - ready phaser banks and load photon torpedos.
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11-11-2009, 07:11 PM
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#10 | | Waxin’ Punks
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Originally Posted by 124Y | Want.
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11-11-2009, 07:14 PM
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#11 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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^ if you've read the survival guide, you wouldnt really =P *end smartass remark*
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11-11-2009, 07:25 PM
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#12 | | Waxin’ Punks
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^ According to the cover of the book, you still need a rifle and a machete. The kit is close enough, shotgun and badass Rambo knife.
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11-11-2009, 07:25 PM
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#13 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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BRAINSSSSS........i mean PROCESSORSSSSS
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11-11-2009, 07:27 PM
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#14 | | Banned (ABWS)
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BOOMER !
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11-11-2009, 07:46 PM
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dress like zombie and you winz internets
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11-11-2009, 08:00 PM
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#16 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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11-12-2009, 07:00 AM
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#17 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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interesting
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11-12-2009, 03:01 PM
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#18 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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11-13-2009, 07:14 AM
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#19 | | ESKETIT
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+1 for that book
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11-13-2009, 08:51 AM
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#20 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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11-13-2009, 09:05 AM
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#21 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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11-13-2009, 10:20 AM
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#22 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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I have one for sale...
$15 | i poset the link for the free online PDF a few years ago lol.
its a great read. helped me immensely overcome my queer frear of Zombies. seriously. i have nightmares eversince my big brother showed me the original "Dawn of the Dead" as a kid
asshole..
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11-13-2009, 10:26 AM
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#23 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Turbo E i poset the link for the free online PDF a few years ago lol.
its a great read. helped me immensely overcome my queer frear of Zombies. seriously. i have nightmares eversince my big brother showed me the original "Dawn of the Dead" as a kid
asshole.. | my friend has a copy of that, whenever i took a shit at his place, the book is always there for bathroom read. It's funny people wrote a book on this
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11-14-2009, 12:29 AM
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#24 | | I am on the internets
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SMOKER!
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