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jeff_alexander 11-24-2009 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by haymura (Post 6699032)
this thread is full of win! i got my whole christmas planned now!

buy a turkey, fuck the turkey, cook the turkey, invite vansterdam to blaze with me while eating the turkey, hang hyde in the washroom with an x-mas sign, sleep with the tv on to channel 4, wake up to boxing day and go shopping!

perfect holiday!

you're missing something, bomb strapped across chest to metrotown. preferrably near the children's toy section.

tool001 11-24-2009 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by haymura (Post 6697730)
Anyone here living alone without any families or relatives and spending christmas holidays pretty much by yourself? I want to know what you guys do or what you spend your time on by yourself. This is my first christmas here in vancouver and im all alone since all my friends have families to spend christmas with.


get together with people in the same boat as u, and party it up together.. thats what ive been doing last few years. ... maybe again this year... sometimes end up with 20 guys/gals... think half of them slept on my floor last year _passed out.....good times....... if i end up doing the same...come by... more the merrier...

CivicTypeRice 11-24-2009 10:52 PM

Im down for a threesome with the turkey!

Durrann1984 11-24-2009 10:58 PM

join someones family would be the best

unit 11-24-2009 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Vansterdam (Post 6697746)
hell, ill smoke a doob with ya :thumbsup:

if i still blazed we'd be best friends.

JSALES 11-24-2009 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by murd0c (Post 6698800)
not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas.

No joke, it fucked her up good :eek:

that's fucking crazy!

TOS'd 11-24-2009 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by tool001 (Post 6699162)
get together with people in the same boat as u, and party it up together.. thats what ive been doing last few years. ... maybe again this year... sometimes end up with 20 guys/gals... think half of them slept on my floor last year _passed out.....good times....... if i end up doing the same...come by... more the merrier...

invite plox!

Vansterdam 11-25-2009 05:59 AM

erotics section of craigslist on a lonely christmas night ftw. get that bitch to dress like santa or whatever sick fetish you got :)

hotjoint 11-25-2009 09:09 AM

:lol at the responses in here

The_AK 11-25-2009 09:59 AM

Have you considered masturbating with a jar of jelly... while watching channel 4... through a window of an old folks home?
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CivicTypeRice 11-25-2009 12:25 PM

^ you misspelled masturbate.

silk 11-25-2009 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The_AK (Post 6699028)
also, black dude hiding between two of the guys,
quite the mindfuck

LOL..usually im pretty quick spotting this kind of picture... but this pic took me a good 5 mins before giving up and search for answer :thumbsup:

InvisibleSoul 11-25-2009 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by danizer (Post 6698916)
problem 1: your bf? are you a chick or gay?
problem 2: a woman hung himself...so is that a guy or girl in what washroom and how did your bf see if it was a woman?...im offishally mindfucked

I think it's your reading comprehension that's the problem... I understood what he was trying to say perfectly... and I'll rephrase it into proper English.

"not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas."

means

"The boyfriend of a woman that I work with, hung himself in a washroom last Christmas, and she found him in the morning..."

MG1 11-25-2009 12:42 PM

Volunteer at Sally Ann or someplace where you can bring hapiness and cheer to others. Your sharing will rid you of your lonliness and you will feel way better about yourself and your situation. Lots of people would love to do this, but have family. You, on the other hand, is perfect for this calling. Go forth, young man, and make a difference!



Edit: Sorry.... it has already been suggested by others. **note to self** read entire thread and replies before replying.

shenmecar 11-25-2009 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The_AK (Post 6699028)
also, black dude hiding between two of the guys,
quite the mindfuck

i got mindfucked. I did not see that black guy at all!

q0192837465 11-25-2009 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by shenmecar (Post 6699924)
i got mindfucked. I did not see that black guy at all!

Same here, why r black guys so hard to spot

JSALES 11-25-2009 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by q0192837465 (Post 6700008)
Same here, why r black guys so hard to spot

because they're camouflage

danizer 11-25-2009 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul (Post 6699916)
I think it's your reading comprehension that's the problem... I understood what he was trying to say perfectly... and I'll rephrase it into proper English.

"not even funny, a women at my work's B/F hung him self in the washroom last x-mas and she found him in the morning with a sign on him saying merry x-mas."

means

"The boyfriend of a woman that I work with, hung himself in a washroom last Christmas, and she found him in the morning..."

original looked like bad english to me :D

spoon.ek9 11-25-2009 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by shenmecar (Post 6699924)
i got mindfucked. I did not see that black guy at all!

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Originally Posted by q0192837465 (Post 6700008)
Same here, why r black guys so hard to spot

black hair
black shirt
black skin
black taco!
http://www.grubgrade.com/wp-content/...Taco-Bell1.jpg

that's why :lol

JSALES 11-25-2009 08:20 PM

^ imagine if in that commercial they said "black guy" haha

danizer 11-25-2009 08:51 PM

i ran out of thanks so im gonna have to fail you jonathan 8D

The_AK 11-26-2009 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by danizer (Post 6700750)
i ran out of thanks so im gonna have to fail you jonathan 8D

wheres my thanks? my idea was sick

PiuYi 11-26-2009 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by The_AK (Post 6701196)
wheres my thanks? my idea was sick

i think it was the part about jerking off to old wrinkly seniors is where you lost the thanks :haha:

Shun Izaki 11-26-2009 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul (Post 6698305)
Join Hyde for hot pot.

I might do just that... for real XD

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Originally Posted by Ch28 (Post 6698323)
Just make sure you bring some lobster.

It'd already be there :(

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Originally Posted by Jah Gekko (Post 6698758)
Find some 2 for 1 hooker specials on Kingsway.

baaahhaha as Raiden likes to call it, the rub n' tug on kingsway... he speaks from experience

spoon.ek9 11-26-2009 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by danizer (Post 6700750)
i ran out of thanks so im gonna have to fail you jonathan 8D

haha well.. i returned the favour.


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