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11-24-2009, 05:08 AM
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#1 | My homepage has been set to RS
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| What to do alone on Christmas Holidays?
Anyone here living alone without any families or relatives and spending christmas holidays pretty much by yourself? I want to know what you guys do or what you spend your time on by yourself. This is my first christmas here in vancouver and im all alone since all my friends have families to spend christmas with.
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11-24-2009, 06:06 AM
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#2 | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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You could try a church
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11-24-2009, 06:11 AM
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#3 | ESKETIT
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jackoff!
hell, ill smoke a doob with ya |
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11-24-2009, 06:16 AM
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#4 | My homepage has been set to RS
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hahaha Now thats a true friend right there!
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11-24-2009, 07:17 AM
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#5 | Banned (ABWS)
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watch x'mas movies alone at home.....
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11-24-2009, 07:39 AM
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#6 | Banned (BBM)
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find a girl and get laid
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11-24-2009, 07:40 AM
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#7 | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Go spend it with one of your close friends and their family.
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11-24-2009, 07:40 AM
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#8 | Need to Seek Professional Help
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cook a big ass turkey....and then have sex with it
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11-24-2009, 07:58 AM
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#9 | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by haymura ^
hahaha Now thats a true friend right there! | Vansterdam is always up to blaze you up
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11-24-2009, 08:00 AM
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#10 | NOOB, Not Quite a Regular!
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or have sex with the turkey THEN cook it....a little sauce would help
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11-24-2009, 08:41 AM
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#11 | Banned (ABWS)
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you guys got it all wrong... why not put everything together here!!
-invite your close friend and his/her family at your place
-have sex with the turkey THEN you cook it avec that special sauce
-after when its all nice and cooked, jackoff to it for added special sauce
-blaze.. to get the munchies...
-then EAT while watching xmas movies
then go to church to pray for all the sins you've just commited that day!
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11-24-2009, 08:47 AM
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#12 | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Originally Posted by danizer cook a big ass turkey....and then have sex with it | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mugen EvOlutioN find a girl and get laid | Quote:
Originally Posted by Vansterdam jackoff!
hell, ill smoke a doob with ya  | Quote:
Originally Posted by alcohol you guys got it all wrong... why not put everything together here!!
-invite your close friend and his/her family at your place
-have sex with the turkey THEN you cook it avec that special sauce
-after when its all nice and cooked, jackoff to it for added special sauce
-blaze.. to get the munchies...
-then EAT while watching xmas movies
then go to church to pray for all the sins you've just commited that day! |  /thread
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11-24-2009, 09:12 AM
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#13 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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lol this thread is epic.. go clubbing on xmas eve, and hope to score a one "week" stand or smth ..
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11-24-2009, 09:16 AM
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#14 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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fuk. i was goin to say wank it, but you sickos beat me to it...
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11-24-2009, 09:23 AM
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#15 | MiX iT Up!
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try hitting up a local church. great way to meet new people..
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11-24-2009, 09:28 AM
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#16 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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You could volunteer at 1 of those homeless shelters, serving food to the homeless.
Think of all the turkeys you could have sex with. Nah, JK.
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11-24-2009, 09:40 AM
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#17 | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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Drink and cry your loneliness away... what else? =\
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11-24-2009, 10:26 AM
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#18 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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stay at home, invite some friends over, and smoke as much weed as you can
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11-24-2009, 11:05 AM
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#19 | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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Craigslist some other lonely souls and invite them over for god knows what Posted via RS Mobile |
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11-24-2009, 11:17 AM
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#20 | MOD
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Originally Posted by nns
Think of all the turkeys you could have sex with. | wtf
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11-24-2009, 11:20 AM
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#21 | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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Read the RS Christmas Lobster Story. That ought to keep you occupied til Boxing morning. Posted via RS Mobile |
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11-24-2009, 11:45 AM
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#22 | Banned (BBM)
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watch american pie so u can learn the technique and fuck the pie after
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11-24-2009, 02:15 PM
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#23 | The RS Freebie guru
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Join Hyde for hot pot.
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11-24-2009, 02:19 PM
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#24 | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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what an epic thread |
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11-24-2009, 02:22 PM
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#25 | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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