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Old 12-03-2009, 12:23 PM   #51
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I love how his wife has become a long term prostitute. That's absolutely ridiculous that he has to pay her 60 million for two years of marital service.

Out of curiosity 7seven, have you ever met him in person ? Is he always "dry" ?
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50million is chump change for him. all he need to do is swing a couple of times and pose for a buick regel car for 30 seconds in China and he will get his $ back.
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I love how his wife has become a long term prostitute. That's absolutely ridiculous that he has to pay her 60 million for two years of marital service.

Out of curiosity 7seven, have you ever met him in person ? Is he always "dry" ?
shows everyone that she was just a gold digging whore. no respect for her at all.
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Old 12-03-2009, 12:41 PM   #54
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Out of curiosity 7seven, have you ever met him in person ? Is he always "dry" ?
No not really, just very briefly, like a 10 second convo. I do know a few buddies that have worked with him on commericals and at EA on his golf game. Seems like a nice enough person, boring tho.
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Going to cost Tiger more than 20mil now, haha all this has actually made me like Tiger a tiny bit, I was never a fan of his before, actually disliked him because he was so boring and vanilla, it was like he was a boring monotone robot.

http://www.thestar.com/sports/articl...o-pay-off-wife
I might have missed this earlier but is there a reason why he's paying her to stay with him for another 2 years?

Athletes and celebs cheating shouldn't come as a surprise especially with somebody like Tiger Woods. Good looking guy, world's wealthiest athlete and known world wide. Women line up just to throw themselves at him
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As long as he keeps winning majors and I get to witness his god-mode skills on the course, I could care less about his cravings for sex with women that are not his wife. I know it will probably affect him game, but I hope we get to witness him
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I've never liked Woods and I have hope all hi sponsors drop him.
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Woods lover no.3 is Kalika!
Appledailynews with an animated English report yet again.

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tiger hunting...

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wow he's givng her money tto stay with him?
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Woods lover no.3 is Kalika!
Appledailynews with an animated English report yet again.

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At 42 seconds, Woods wifey sounds asian!
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the emphasis on the "HUS"band made it sound so c-lai
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Tigers going to pay people off to shutup
not a smart thing to do
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no pre-nup can't be broken
especially if one of the parties is involved in extra marital affairs.


original agreement was that elin receives $20m if the marriage lasts 10 years or longer. i'm not sure if i completely understand the new offer, but its said to be around $60m for 2 two years. i'm not sure if thats two years from today or an additional 2 on top of the ten. also, she is said to have demanded $5m to be immediately transferred into her personal account.

headlines said tiger is paying her to stay, but from what i've heard, its just an ammendment to the existing pre-nup.
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50million is chump change for him. all he need to do is swing a couple of times and pose for a buick regel car for 30 seconds in China and he will get his $ back.
actually, buick dropped him when GM started going banko. maybe TAG Heuer???
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Tiger is good. He's stimulating our economy by giving away his money to these mistresses.
the entertainment biz is profiting from this while tiger woods parody merchandises are one of the best sellers for Christmas presents.
Cheetah is saving us from recession!!!!

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This is stupid. Why would you pay a chick to stay with you? Doesn't she gain more by divorcing him now? I highly doubt the prenup has a clause that says "it's ok for Tiger to have a mistress or two or five".

Tiger should just divorce her now, and sleep with a bunch of other chicks cuz obviously he's not happy with her.
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just do what kobe did, get her a 24 karat ring. problem solved
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Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly but put me down for a 5."
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400yds
It was just reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting that his crash was the closest shave he had ever had.
A movie is being developed base on events, titled "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant".
EA Sports are releasing new Playstation game... "Tiger Woods 2010, Grand Theft Auto"
What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.
After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?
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Going to cost Tiger more than 20mil now, haha all this has actually made me like Tiger a tiny bit, I was never a fan of his before, actually disliked him because he was so boring and vanilla, it was like he was a boring monotone robot.

http://www.thestar.com/sports/articl...o-pay-off-wife
I think he will be better off not married though. Hell even if he somehow manages to lose a quarter of his money from all of this he could still sit back and put Hugh Hefner to shame for pretty much the rest of his life.
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Speaking of Hugh Hefner..

http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-05-hu...-on-team-tiger

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Its funny reading the comments on that site.. People talking about how girls just just Hugh Hefner for his money. No shit.. Not like he doesnt know that. haha
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