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Old 12-10-2009, 11:54 AM   #26
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Old 12-10-2009, 12:23 PM   #27
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Your directions are confusing. Doesn't no4 run east-west and granville north-south?
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lack of defensive driving = epic fail. I don't understand why there are individuals out there who would speed up when they see someone in front of them turning left from the opposite direction. I mean wow. Sure I have the right of way, but I don't want to be involved in an accident.
QFT. Some people like to injure themselves so they can feel good when they tell their stories to their buddies from their hospital beds. They can also feel good while they lose the use of their car for a few weeks.

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Old 12-10-2009, 12:53 PM   #28
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You're wrong to want to "beat some sense" into her... so do you hate yourself?
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To even have the idea of beating a women is failure...Its richmond; its expected that every road you travel in that municipality is dangerous.
obviously this is a figure of speech showing how angry i got,
im not gonna literally drag her out and beat the fuck out of her,
u think i'm gonna risk getting charged for assault? im not that stupid

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Why beat on her when you can show her some lovin'......... j/k Was she at least hot?
no she was not hot, she was a fking clai.
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its like.. oh yeah oh yeah.. ohhhh yeah... OOoooOohh... why's it suddenly feel a bit better... ohhhh yeahh... ohhh...oh..fuck... it probably ripped.
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Old 12-10-2009, 12:59 PM   #29
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and about the defensive driving part re: look left then right, the intersection was CLEAR when i looked, she came out with some decent speed RIGHT when i entered the intersection out of no where, if i were to brake hard, she would've hit me dead on, or any slower i was traveling, she would've hit me.
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:46 PM   #30
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this sign should be posted at all times according to the driving records. sort of like an N sign. LOL

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Old 12-10-2009, 08:16 PM   #31
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wut?
I thought he was talking about W 4th and Granville st. Trying to picture it it didn't make sense. I grew up on the north shore and never go to Richmond so I assumed he was talking about vancouver not richmond.
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Old 12-10-2009, 09:17 PM   #32
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I had some EI guy in a older black Nissan Altima go ape shit on me earlier tonight in front of my friends house for no apparent reason. Basically he didn't stop at the stop sign, thought I had a stop sign which I didn't so he gets all worked up and decides to rolls down his window, call me a motherfucker and a few other choice words, can't remember what they were because the cunt was talking like Sylvester the cat. Tells me if I have any "problems" to call his cell. Funny thing is I offered to take his # but he rolled up his window and drove off. Gotta love macho gangster EI guys.
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Old 12-10-2009, 09:54 PM   #33
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I had some EI guy in a older black Nissan Altima go ape shit on me earlier tonight in front of my friends house for no apparent reason. Basically he didn't stop at the stop sign, thought I had a stop sign which I didn't so he gets all worked up and decides to rolls down his window, call me a motherfucker and a few other choice words, can't remember what they were because the cunt was talking like Sylvester the cat. Tells me if I have any "problems" to call his cell. Funny thing is I offered to take his # but he rolled up his window and drove off. Gotta love macho gangster EI guys.
u a pretty big guy yourself? lol just wonderin
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:10 PM   #34
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did you save his #? just prank call his ass
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A couple days ago the same person cut me off twice within a couple of kms. First time they turned into the left turn bay and suddenly swerved back in front of me (crossed solid while/no signal). Then I was about to turn from Lougheed onto Gagliardi (northbound), the person cut over two lanes and cut in front of me into the left turn bay (without signaling. again)...this time I was mm's from crashing into him.
Was gonna go in front of him and go slow/not let him pass for a couple of kms...but was in a hurry. He was too scared to look at me when I was right beside him though, haha.
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Old 12-10-2009, 11:30 PM   #36
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almost had two people turn left into me, one lady was trying to turn right into a strip mall but it was a one way exit. so she swerved back into my lane and she was smoking. The other lady tried to turn into some school but she there was a car parked beside the entrance so she decided to swerve into me.
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Old 12-11-2009, 12:15 AM   #37
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i was at superstore today and some chinese guy in his camry kept honking his horn for the longest time while he was waiting to get into a parking spot because he thought the van behind him was gonna hit him while making a 3 point turn, was so annoying cause i was right by his car while i was loading groceries in my trunk
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Old 12-11-2009, 12:39 AM   #38
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try doing a jonas and miley eye thing instead of the finger or horn



that might piss her off.



but i already look like that
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Old 12-11-2009, 01:50 AM   #39
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some fucking punk ass making a left turn while I tried running a yellow

except he turned as soon as the light went from green to yellow, i had to slam on my fucking breaks in order not to t bone him, this fucking bitch ass has the guts to stop for a second in the middle of the intersection to flip me off too before completing his turn

i was late for a meeting but maaaan i was thinking about saying fuck it and chasing him down
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Old 12-11-2009, 02:09 AM   #40
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making a left turn at an intersection, light was still green, no oncoming cars but pedestrians crossing the street, car behind starts honking like crazy yelling me to turn
apparently the dumbass behind doesn't see the pedestrians

this always happens to me too!

When there are some occasions where my vision is blocked and I don't feel safe making a turn, the guy behind me honk like mad just cause he sees it's safe to turn. An example would be making a left turn from the renfrew to hasting (the intersection at PNE).
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Old 12-11-2009, 02:38 AM   #41
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i use to get choked from some of the things already mentioned in this thread but after seeing a guy that cut me off earlier, get tboned right infront of you, you kind of let things slide now... LOL now i just smile at people when they're pissed at me.
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i use to get choked from some of the things already mentioned in this thread but after seeing a guy that cut me off earlier, get tboned right infront of you, you kind of let things slide now... LOL now i just smile at people when they're pissed at me.
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Old 12-11-2009, 04:33 AM   #43
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did you save his #? just prank call his ass
Lol, no...he never gave his number out but I did find out his name, address, home phone number and facebook profile from my friend who lives on the same block as the guy, lol. And quite honestly this guy takes the cake for the been the dumbest motherfucker around because who the hell has road rage on their own block just a couple houses from where you live. Oh, and according to my friend this guy is actually gay, lol. It's no wonder he was talking like sylvester the cat.

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before people lay on the horn, they should consider if its worth getting a vicious beating from the other driver.
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some fucking punk ass making a left turn while I tried running a yellow

except he turned as soon as the light went from green to yellow, i had to slam on my fucking breaks in order not to t bone him, this fucking bitch ass has the guts to stop for a second in the middle of the intersection to flip me off too before completing his turn

i was late for a meeting but maaaan i was thinking about saying fuck it and chasing him down
shoulda just hit him
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I was driving behind some girl driving in a early 2000 model mustang on a single lane road in Coquitlam last night. Fucking speed limit is 50, and shes doing 30 and you can see through the back window shes on her phone. So when the road was clear I pop into the opposite lane and step on the pedal to pass her. Whore then starts driving up really close behind me when I was already doing 60. What was funny after that when the road became 2 lanes she speads ahead of me (around 80-100k in a 50 zone, and she runs a red light... she was on her phone still)

what a whore. I hope she spins into a ditch and cracks her head open.
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shoulda just hit him
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I was driving behind some girl driving in a early 2000 model mustang on a single lane road in Coquitlam last night. Fucking speed limit is 50, and shes doing 30 and you can see through the back window shes on her phone. So when the road was clear I pop into the opposite lane and step on the pedal to pass her. Whore then starts driving up really close behind me when I was already doing 60. What was funny after that when the road became 2 lanes she speads ahead of me (around 80-100k in a 50 zone, and she runs a red light... she was on her phone still)

what a whore. I hope she spins into a ditch and cracks her head open.
hope she gets pulled over and gets fined when ban on phones come into play!
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I was driving behind some girl driving in a early 2000 model mustang on a single lane road in Coquitlam last night. Fucking speed limit is 50, and shes doing 30 and you can see through the back window shes on her phone. So when the road was clear I pop into the opposite lane and step on the pedal to pass her. Whore then starts driving up really close behind me when I was already doing 60. What was funny after that when the road became 2 lanes she speads ahead of me (around 80-100k in a 50 zone, and she runs a red light... she was on her phone still)

what a whore. I hope she spins into a ditch and cracks her head open.
hope she dies
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