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   |  |       |  12-14-2009, 04:16 PM | #1 |   | (╯°□°)╯聽不到 ╮(°□°╮) 
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	   |  INEEDAHANDJOB.COM(100% SAFE for work) TV ad  
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			good stuff
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-14-2009, 04:36 PM | #3 |   | SFICC-03* 
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			who the fuck wants a hand job?
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-14-2009, 04:45 PM | #4 |   | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist. 
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			HOLY CRAP! TWO HAND JOBS for 5 DOLLARS! That's a steal! No joke!
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-14-2009, 04:47 PM | #5 |   | Banned (ABWS) 
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			what a sweet release    |   |   |   |      |  12-14-2009, 04:53 PM | #6 |   | Media Officer / MOD 
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					Originally Posted by skyxx  HOLY CRAP! TWO HAND JOBS for 5 DOLLARS! That's a steal! No joke! |  LMAO!!!
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-14-2009, 05:00 PM | #7 |   | Head of HR....have a seat on that couch 
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			Just give it a twist and tug
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 can we stop, my pussy hurts...
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 |   |   |   |      |  12-14-2009, 05:40 PM | #8 |   | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in! 
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			That old couple with the wine bottle XD
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-14-2009, 06:18 PM | #9 |   | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum 
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			shit im gonna need 2 of those!
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-14-2009, 07:51 PM | #10 |   | RS controls my life! 
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			LOL
 "Can't get your lawnmower started?"
 
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 |   |   |   |      |  12-14-2009, 11:42 PM | #11 |   | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides 
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					Originally Posted by red_2  LOL
 "Can't get your lawnmower started?"
 
 "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!"
 |      |   |   |   |      |  12-15-2009, 12:00 AM | #12 |   | Rs has made me the woman i am today! 
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			is this actually serious?i went to the website... and it looks like a tv ad website where you can order this....
 
 is this real?>
 |   |   |   |      |  12-15-2009, 12:15 AM | #13 |   | :inoutugh: 
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			I need a hand job.
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-15-2009, 01:00 AM | #14 |   | MOD 
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			2nd hand job for FREE!!!
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-15-2009, 01:12 AM | #15 |   | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides 
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					Originally Posted by mx703  is this actually serious?i went to the website... and it looks like a tv ad website where you can order this....
 
 is this real?>
 |  Order one (+ 1 FREE), then report back to us.
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-15-2009, 01:55 AM | #16 |   | They let me be a moderator. LOL 
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			"Thanks Uncle Greg"    |   |   |   |      |  12-20-2009, 10:21 PM | #17 |   | Banned (BBM) 
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			LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-20-2009, 11:50 PM | #18 |   | HELP ME PLS!!! 
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			HahhahaPosted via RS Mobile |   |   |   |      |  12-21-2009, 12:31 AM | #19 |   | Hypa owned my ass at least once 
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			lol i could use a hand job now
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-21-2009, 12:42 AM | #20 |   | Editor 
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			haha wow.that's some marketing technique right there.
 can't believe it, 2 hj for $5
 |   |   |   |      |  12-21-2009, 06:39 PM | #21 |   | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander??? 
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			lol anyone bought some?
		 |   |   |   |      |  12-21-2009, 09:37 PM | #22 |   | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS 
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			haha
		 |   |   |   |     |  12-21-2009, 09:55 PM | #23 |   | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS 
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			OMFG too damn funny!    
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