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12-21-2009, 10:53 PM
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#1 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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And I park my fucking benz In the garage across the street from the place, throw the fucking loser a 20 to leave my car right out fucking front, meanwhile all the bitches are staring at my fucking car and my boys and especially me cause were all looking fucking jacked, we all went tanning you know the deal already.
So I fucking walk up to the line and I know every promoter there because im in the scene, the line is huge, but everyone makes way for me because im the biggest guy there BY FAR and best looking. Needless to say I get my doorman Rich to fucking come out and im like bro open the fucking ropes right now its me + 3 and get me the best fucking table you got. Everyone was shocked at my entrance, I was the fucking KING. Benz across the street bottles of fucking GREY GOOSE all over the motherfucking place, some dumb celebrities trying to fucking sit at my table, I was like are you serial bro? get the fuck out......I sat on TOP of the fucking couch not on it so every girl could fucking see me. Man I swear every fucking bitch was gawking at me and a few at my boys because they knew they couldnt get me (they were worse looking). Man the fucking bottle girl was bringing me so much goose I was like bitch, heres a fucking 100, go find me some motherfucking Coke...bitch came back with a nice jar of white on white and I fucking snorted that shit with my boys right there at the table, what the fucks anyone going to do? Look at me, look at my blazer (Its Armani), look at my car outside, look at my fucking tan. Lets be serial here. Nobodys doing shit.
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12-21-2009, 10:56 PM
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#2 | | Banned (ABWS)
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..let's be serial?
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12-21-2009, 10:56 PM
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#3 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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12-21-2009, 11:00 PM
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#4 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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i dont get it
is this one of those stories where you guess what character you are?
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12-21-2009, 11:06 PM
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#5 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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serial businesses, man
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12-21-2009, 11:13 PM
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#6 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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no jagerbombs?
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12-21-2009, 11:16 PM
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#7 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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chachi douche
do i win?
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12-21-2009, 11:19 PM
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#8 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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12-21-2009, 11:24 PM
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#9 | | Banned (ABWS)
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I thought penner owned a Scion XB, when did you upgrade to a Benz?
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12-21-2009, 11:28 PM
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#10 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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Originally Posted by CivicTypeRice  I thought penner owned a Scion XB, when did you upgrade to a Benz? | when Jeffield's cousin took over his account.
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12-21-2009, 11:31 PM
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#11 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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obliously a joke, u got trolled
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12-21-2009, 11:42 PM
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#12 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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And when it was done he rode off on a unicorn
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12-21-2009, 11:45 PM
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#13 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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he sounds like a guido. LOL
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12-22-2009, 12:11 AM
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#14 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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12-22-2009, 12:20 AM
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#15 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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12-22-2009, 12:47 AM
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#16 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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12-22-2009, 01:01 AM
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#17 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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i see.
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12-22-2009, 01:45 AM
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#18 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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cool..
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12-22-2009, 02:35 AM
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#19 | | MOD MOD MOD MOD MOD
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story..
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12-22-2009, 02:37 AM
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#20 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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bro..
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12-22-2009, 02:38 AM
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#21 | | Ask me about how I answered the question "How fat is TOO fat?"
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...and i was like bro, Get the fuck out
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12-22-2009, 03:06 AM
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#22 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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Originally Posted by iwantaskyline | old news mang http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjJ1sijxg1c
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12-22-2009, 04:58 AM
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#23 | | Glorious Gaming PC Master Race
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i totally thought "guido"
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12-22-2009, 07:46 AM
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#24 | | Media Officer / MOD
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12-22-2009, 08:01 AM
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#25 | | Banned (ABWS)
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I guess my Autodialer works
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