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Old 12-23-2009, 06:18 PM   #1
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This one got me laughing

This one is a good laugh ..enjoy



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Old 12-23-2009, 07:18 PM   #2
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Is this girl retarded? Every guy knows that self breast exams are not accurate. You need someone with experience to do it from behind the female - gently cup the breasts and, while holding the nipples, stroke gently in a counter clock-wise pattern on the left breast and clock-wise on the right breast. After the nipples get thoroughly hard, you use two fingers (middle and ring fingers) and move away from the nipple area in a radiating pattern. By this time, the female should be breathing a little faster and harder. Have her then raise her arms in the air............... ending with, "You can leave your hat on." a la Joe Cocker.

This works well for both small breated women and large breated women. The secret is not to apply too much pressure. The nipples, on the other hand, need to be pinched with authority. If you are following the directions, you will notice some gyrating of the hips. Do not be alarmed and focus on the task at hand.

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EDIT: i wonder what else she can do with her hands...
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