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Old 12-29-2009, 01:36 PM   #26
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Seriously though. Since 'Patient Zero' in the 1950s? (60s?) the HIV epidemic has exploded in ways no one could anticipate. This is a serious medical concern for India and despite the research being 'embarassing' to Indian men it was vital. Its shows a commitment to ensuring the safety of its citizens.

That being said, its going to be hard as everloving fuck to make "snug" fitting condoms because most manufacturers are used to adult sized wangs....

....oh, and to all of the cocky brown guys I see at the club: I'll remember this research when I see you with your chest puffed up and you're trying to show off and talk louder than everyone else. At least there'll be a reason why you're so obviously overcompensating
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Old 12-29-2009, 01:54 PM   #27
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Saw this on Manswers long time ago.
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Old 12-29-2009, 02:08 PM   #28
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Must be pretty thin then..


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Old 12-29-2009, 03:00 PM   #29
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Old 12-29-2009, 05:03 PM   #30
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Sorry, This is all I got out of your post. I'd Sig you, but that would be mean.
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Old 12-29-2009, 05:39 PM   #31
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i don't want to imagine, you can though. have a blast.
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Old 12-29-2009, 05:40 PM   #32
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Sorry, This is all I got out of your post. I'd Sig you, but that would be mean.
Lol. That would just make it seem I'm leaving that as a testimonial for you .
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Old 12-29-2009, 05:53 PM   #33
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My g/f calls me a tuna can. I don't get in there deep but sure bash the fuck out of the sides
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Old 12-29-2009, 06:22 PM   #34
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My g/f calls me a tuna can. I don't get in there deep but sure bash the fuck out of the sides
It's a good thing you are the one with the tuna can nickname in the relationship eh haha
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Old 12-29-2009, 10:08 PM   #35
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Old 12-30-2009, 12:06 AM   #36
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In Africa, men can't afford Magnums... They're almost twice the price of normal condoms.
Try seeing a girl that has a latex allergy.. Its more then twice the price of Magnums and you get half as many..
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Old 12-30-2009, 12:20 AM   #37
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So much fail in this thread.
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:12 AM   #38
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Try seeing a girl that has a latex allergy.. Its more then twice the price of Magnums and you get half as many..
I guess in Africa, most girls are allergic to Latex.
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Old 12-30-2009, 01:53 AM   #39
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All i got from this thread:

1. someone posts 3 year old article
2. no one gives a shit
3. azzuro can type on a blackberry with his penis
4. africans dont wear condoms

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Try seeing a girl that has a latex allergy.. Its more then twice the price of Magnums and you get half as many..
I remember a chick allergic to latex was in my gym class in highschool, smoked her in the head playing dodge ball, was not pretty lol
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Old 12-30-2009, 10:01 AM   #41
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I remember a chick allergic to latex was in my gym class in highschool, smoked her in the head playing dodge ball, was not pretty lol
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lol that's her problem not yours
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Old 12-30-2009, 12:42 PM   #42
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lol that's her problem not yours
I carry latex condoms with me at all times now for this exact reason. Nothing worse then getting cock blocked by an allergy.
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i carry a roll of Saran Wrap. Make instant condoms of any size. If she's feeling adventurous, I bust out the Reynolds Wrap.
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Old 12-31-2009, 10:09 AM   #44
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i carry a roll of Saran Wrap. Make instant condoms of any size. If she's feeling adventurous, I bust out the Reynolds Wrap.
Now that's being prepared.
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