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12-31-2009, 04:10 PM
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#1 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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| NEW YEAR resolutions
whats your new year resolution?
i know for most is find a better job, excersing, etc
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12-31-2009, 04:11 PM
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#2 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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I'm still on an old New Years resolution. Almost 10 years for me. If you make one, commit to it. It gets easier to do over time.
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12-31-2009, 04:20 PM
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#3 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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The only resolution I've made and committed to was to not ever make a resolution ever again.
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12-31-2009, 04:26 PM
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#4 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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Masturbate.....during the sunrise.
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12-31-2009, 04:27 PM
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#5 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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I'm gonna stop calling people perverts.
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Must be funny when he sees his psychiatrist for treatment of his delusions of grandeur.
Hyde: "See my black Ferrari parked in the handicapped spot outside your office"
Doctor: "Where? All I see is a Yaris."
Hyde: "It's a Ferrari dammit! LoL! Yaris!?"
Doctor: " I'd appreciate if you didn't park in the handicap spots."
Hyde: "LOL! The ticket is only like $500 bucks. In fact, my dad's factory makes the handicapped street signs. If you look closely at vegetable in the wheelchair, it's really a picture of me when I was born."
Doctor: "Here, come a little closer you won't feel this at all."<Injects 20cc of Haloperidol>
Hyde: "I feel woozy...hey, what did you do to my Ferrari? That's a real piece of shit parked in my spot."
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12-31-2009, 04:29 PM
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#6 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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You have a Pedophile beard.  | |
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12-31-2009, 04:41 PM
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#7 | | RS controls my life!
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Originally Posted by skyxx  Masturbate.....during the sunrise. | LOL
WUT?!
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12-31-2009, 04:43 PM
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#8 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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Originally Posted by skyxx You have a Pedophile beard. | I was going for the child molester beard, but that works too. 
__________________ my buy/sell ratings Quote: Originally posted by Marco911
Must be funny when he sees his psychiatrist for treatment of his delusions of grandeur.
Hyde: "See my black Ferrari parked in the handicapped spot outside your office"
Doctor: "Where? All I see is a Yaris."
Hyde: "It's a Ferrari dammit! LoL! Yaris!?"
Doctor: " I'd appreciate if you didn't park in the handicap spots."
Hyde: "LOL! The ticket is only like $500 bucks. In fact, my dad's factory makes the handicapped street signs. If you look closely at vegetable in the wheelchair, it's really a picture of me when I was born."
Doctor: "Here, come a little closer you won't feel this at all."<Injects 20cc of Haloperidol>
Hyde: "I feel woozy...hey, what did you do to my Ferrari? That's a real piece of shit parked in my spot."
Doctor: "Welcome to reality." | | |
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12-31-2009, 05:25 PM
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#9 | | reads most threads with his pants around his ankles, especially in the Forced Induction forum.
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No idea lol.
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12-31-2009, 05:28 PM
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#10 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Physixx The only resolution I've made and committed to was to not ever make a resolution ever again. | same here
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12-31-2009, 05:38 PM
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#11 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by skyxx Masturbate.....during the sunrise. | that is what I did for last year
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12-31-2009, 11:32 PM
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#12 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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drink less
spend less
get a decent job
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12-31-2009, 11:41 PM
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#13 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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How about "Fuck Bitches, Get Money"?
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01-01-2010, 12:08 AM
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#14 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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I want do fucking do that shit nigah becase he wont also hahaa h ,
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01-01-2010, 12:18 AM
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#15 | | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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my resolution, is to not throw up toinight
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Originally Posted by STATUS105 IF I FIND YOU
I WILL EAT YOUR RICE! | | |
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01-01-2010, 01:04 AM
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#16 | | I don't get it
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I dont do resolutions.
Even if I make them, i end up forgetting a few days later.
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01-01-2010, 02:20 AM
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#17 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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work out more
do better in school
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01-01-2010, 02:21 AM
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#18 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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waste less time on rs!
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01-01-2010, 03:31 AM
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#19 | | Director of RS Cares
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Originally Posted by El Bastardo How about "Fuck Bitches, Get Money"? | excelellent. some biggie for us all.
new years resolutions....
furhter myself in my career
have fun
fuck men. literally and figuratlivelyl. ...sory for spellijgns mistakes...drunkass at hand..but mean every wordddd.
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01-01-2010, 03:42 AM
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#20 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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^ hi, i believe i can be of great assistance to your ny resolutions.
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01-01-2010, 11:11 AM
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#21 | | manage the cap you say????
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^ LOL
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01-01-2010, 11:30 AM
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#22 | | look at these diamonds, they shining
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quit smoking
do better in school
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01-01-2010, 05:05 PM
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#23 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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save money, further my career, go back to the gym.
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01-01-2010, 05:21 PM
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#24 | | ESKETIT
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quit blazing
quit eating out so much
get in better shape
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01-01-2010, 05:46 PM
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#25 | | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS
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my new years resolution is the same every year and its worked great.......
Have a better year then the last one | |
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