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Old 01-12-2010, 10:11 AM   #1
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Got hiccups? Here's a cure...

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2...?dopt=Abstract

Just passing it on for anybody who may be suffering.

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Old 01-12-2010, 10:39 AM   #2
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I wonder if there's a cure for morning wood.
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Same thing. When in doubt, PIITB!
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Already invented. Its called a girlfriend.
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Already invented. Its called a girlfriend.
Let me clarify - waking up in the morning, having an erection but also wanting to pee really bad!
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Let me clarify - waking up in the morning, having an erection but also wanting to pee really bad!
(Note: NSFW drawings in the spoilers)

Every morning men wake up to this catch-22: you desperately have to pee, but you have an erection, which makes it hard to urinate, but the hard-on won't go away until you empty your bladder. It's almost impossible to aim at the toilet when your penis is pointing the wrong way, so you end up peeing on the wall, the floor, or yourself.

You may have developed your own technique for dealing with this catch-22, but if not, here are some methods to take care of the aiming part, customized for the angle of your dangle.

The Flying Wallenda

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If your erection angles up acutely, pointing at the ceiling, you’re out of luck. Your best bet is to install a trapeze over your toilet so you can hang upside down and let gravity do the rest. Warning: Attempting this maneuver using the shower curtain rod may result in head injury.

Strong Arming

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This is the brute force method. If your penis points straight out or up, you may have to bend it to your will. Grasp the shaft or press down on the top gently but firmly so your boner bends downward, pointing toward the bowl. Keep the pressure on and don’t let it slip, or you may end up spraying the wall or squirting yourself in the face. Note: In some cases this won’t work because bending constricts the flow of urine too much. If your erection is too hard, don’t force it down – you could break something, seriously.

The Lunge

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If your morning wood slopes at a downward angle, consider yourself blessed. All you need to do is lunge forward so your stream of urine angles into the toilet. This prevents you from overshooting the bowl. Toward the end, as your stream gets weaker, you can deepen the lunge to avoid dribbling on the floor.

Downward Dog

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This position will work for just about anybody, but it is a little difficult to get into, and – if someone walks in on you – potentially kind of embarrassing. Stand facing away from the toilet, with a foot on either side of the bowl. Bend forward at the waist until you’re touching the floor (or the opposing wall, or the tub, depending on your bathroom layout). Adjust your stance so your junk is well inside the bowl - you don't want the pee to run down your front. If you get caught, claim that you like to wake up with a morning yoga workout.
Note: This position may encourage you to take better aim in general, since it will bring you face-to-face with the residue of near-misses and splatters that coat the floor and outer bowl surface.

The Plank

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Another one for guys who point straight out or slightly down. Stand a foot or two away from the toilet and lean forward, supporting your weight by putting your hands on the wall above the toilet. Take aim and hold your body rigid. This position also strengthens your abs and core muscles.

The Girly Man aka BUCK

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Sometimes you just have to suck it up and sit down to pee. Sit on the john with your legs apart and lean forward so your penis points down into the bowl. You may have to press down on your erection slightly to make sure you don't pee out and down the front of the bowl. And no, sitting down doesn’t make you any less manly, especially if there are extenuating circumstances. What? You say it’s so long you can’t keep it from dragging in the water? Oh, alright then.

Leg Up

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It’s not uncommon to have an erection that curves to one side or the other. If yours does this, you’ll need to compensate accordingly. Use the bathroom walls to brace yourself as you balance on one foot and tilt your body until your curve is pointing down toward the toilet bowl. You might want to install a grab bar by the toilet if you do this regularly.

The Superman

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If you're a man of steel in the morning, you might as well be a superhero. Tie on the bedsheet for a cape, mount the bowl in a single bound, and make like you're flying. Hopefully the pressure relief will be like Kryptonite for your boner.
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Old 01-13-2010, 03:30 PM   #7
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Try it, never fail...

if you got a hiccups, drink 7 sips of water simultaneously ( without break in between, no breathing) and it will stop
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LOL "Downward Dog" reminds me of Wii Fit.

SUPERMAN FTMFW WHERE YOUR DICK TOUCHES THE WATER
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if you got a hiccups, drink 7 sips of water simultaneously ( without break in between, no breathing) and it will stop

I thought it was 9!
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Lucky for me, I don't have that problem!!!


On second thought...
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Take the deepest breath you can and hold it for 30 seconds while sticking out your tongue as far as possible.

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A spoonful of sugar usually works for me.
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Lucky for me, I don't have that problem!!!


On second thought...
lol self pwn

I meditate a bit, feeling my esophagus' peristaltic downward movements. It been doing my hiccups good for the past 15 years.
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Take the deepest breath you can and hold it for 30 seconds while sticking out your tongue as far as possible.

Works every time.
I'm down with the holding your breath. but I never had to stick out my tongue
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this article is interesting b/c my mom's friend had this... his hiccups never stopped, went on for years (he's passed away now, RIP)!! Also I saw it on Ripley's Believe it or not.. some young guy just developed this one day and it never stopped. Apparently he tried everything... deep breath... drinkin water upside down.. saw doctors, etc.
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