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   |  |       |  01-13-2010, 07:29 PM | #1 |   | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander??? 
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	   |  Never knew chopsticks could be that dangerous  
 
			
			Toddler was playing with a chopstick and it ended up being in his brain. Thank god hes okay now!http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34747690...and_parenting/ |   |   |   |      |  01-13-2010, 07:33 PM | #2 |   | Official Texas Ambassador 
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			Don't mess with Chopstick. That Keroppi-looking mother fucker will fuck your ass up
		 |   |   |   |      |  01-13-2010, 07:38 PM | #3 |   | not the mod you're looking for 
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			^ LOL    |   |   |   |      |  01-13-2010, 07:40 PM | #4 |   | In RS I Trust 
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	   |  |   |   |   |      |  01-13-2010, 07:59 PM | #5 |   | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right! 
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			^ u are fuuukkkeedddd up man AHHAHA keep it up
		 
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 |   |   |   |      |  01-13-2010, 09:45 PM | #6 |   |  The RS Freebie guru  
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	   |   Quote:   | Chen said Li's neurosurgeon was perfect for the job since he had extensive experience with surgeries involving chopsticks lodged in eyes, foreheads and necks. |  WTF?
		 |   |   |   |      |  01-13-2010, 10:31 PM | #7 |   | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday 
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			dum babby logged a choppstik into hes hed!!!
 
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 |   |   |   |      |  01-13-2010, 10:34 PM | #8 |   | HELP ME PLS!!! 
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			kung fu chopstick
		 |   |   |   |      |  01-13-2010, 11:58 PM | #9 |   | ninja edits your posts without your knowledge 
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					Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul  WTF? |  Apparently chop-stick related incidents are a new specialty.
		 |   |   |   |      |  01-14-2010, 01:21 AM | #10 |   | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum 
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			This is old, but worth posting.  Same reason why you shouldn't run around with a knife or fork in your mouth, yet tons of dumb people do it all the time.
		 |   |   |   |      |  01-14-2010, 02:58 AM | #11 |   | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday 
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					Originally Posted by InvisibleSoul  WTF? |  not surprise probably all kids. when i was in elementary school in china one of my classmate somehow got a mechanical pencil stuck into his neck. In gr.1 there was a pharse where kids in school pride themselve in being able to stick various object into their noses and have it come out their mouth  . 
 chopstick being a blunt object kid tend not to be so careful with it and the sometimes the parents wont even think a freak accident like what OP posted could happen. they probably wouldn't let a kid play with knife and forks cause it pointy a sharp but a chopstick is blunt and light what harm could it do
		 |   |   |   |      |  01-14-2010, 03:14 AM | #12 |   | not the mod you're looking for 
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			Not as bad as... 
CRAYON IN BRAIN    |   |   |   |      |  01-14-2010, 05:47 AM | #13 |   | ESKETIT 
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					Originally Posted by El Bastardo  Don't mess with Chopstick. That Keroppi-looking mother fucker will fuck your ass up |  i lol'd
		 |   |   |   |      |  01-14-2010, 05:48 AM | #14 |   | ESKETIT 
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			lol speaking of chopsticks i forgot this came in the mail for me yesterday   http://www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.9670 |   |   |   |      |  01-14-2010, 06:02 AM | #15 |   | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy? 
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					Originally Posted by Vansterdam   |  Thanks, man. I'm gonna order me a couple.
		 
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			 |   |   |   |      |  01-14-2010, 06:22 AM | #16 |   | ESKETIT 
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			no problem    the spoon and fork are fairly small, but the chopsticks are totally worth it!  
if ur gonna order a couple you definately save $$ as well!
		 |   |   |   |      |  01-14-2010, 06:45 AM | #17 |   | Willing to sell a family member for a few minutes on RS 
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			wow
		 |   |   |   |      |  01-14-2010, 10:32 PM | #18 |   | not the mod you're looking for 
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			Holy crap, that's some quality utensils.
		 |   |   |   |     |  01-15-2010, 03:07 AM | #19 |   | Rs has made me the woman i am today! 
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			wow...
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