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01-15-2010, 06:14 AM
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| Sleep Talkin' Man
This is kind of like "Shit My Dad Says" Quote:
When Karen Slavick-Lennard was kept awake all night due to her husband’s bizarre sleep-talking, she was more amused than annoyed.
Instead of investing in earplugs, Karen recorded Adam’s random, often expletive-filled, rants – and published them online.
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The couple, both 36 and from Richmond, south-west London, have been overwhelmed by the blog’s popularity.
Adam, an advertising account director, sleep-talks about everything and anything – from vampire penguins and zombie guinea pigs to sex and butternut squash.
On Tuesday night, Karen recorded Adam saying: ‘Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling.’
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Adam said that he reacted with 'sheer disbelief' when he first heard the strange statements taped by his wife.
He said: 'It was surreal hearing myself to say the least.
'I have no recollection of the subversive things I say. They are not things I would ever say or that any normal person would ever say.
'At first I was put out and did not like listening to the recordings.
'But then I realised that it was just my subconscious fully uninhibited and running riot.
'If I am obnoxious in my sleep, I would rather that than during the daytime when I am interacting with people.
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Adam's top ten musings:
10: I don't want to die! I love sex. And furry animals
9: Butter... nut... squash. I like those words
8: You're pretty. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty [long pause]... Now f*** off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored
7: Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun.
6: Ooh! My balls are itchy. Have you got the cheese grater?
5: I've got a badger, a dog, a cat and a sack
4: I can't believe in God when I'm THIS good!
3: Avocados? You can shove them up your a*** as well
2: Since when did my underwear look good on you? Take it off. Take it off your face
| http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...sensation.html http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ | 
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01-15-2010, 06:35 AM
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nice read
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01-15-2010, 06:37 AM
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#3 | | I don't get it
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Originally Posted by El Bastardo  |
The top ten is missing one...but pretty amusing nevertheless  | |
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01-15-2010, 06:43 AM
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#4 | | ESKETIT
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my dad sleep talks everytime he comes home from a long night of drinking
sometimes i think hes possessed.
this one time i swear he was so drunk and passed out that he probably thought he was still partying/drinking in his sleep.
and by that i mean hes stirahgt passed out but still talking out loud to himself lol fucken trip
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01-15-2010, 09:59 AM
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That's hilarious
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