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01-19-2010, 07:17 PM
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#1 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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| My Dad is a Fob
 http://mydadisafob.com/ Quote: University Application Filled Out By Fob Dad
Posted on January 19, 2010 at 02:32pm
Part of Stanford’s application involves answering the following essay question:
Virtually all of Stanford’s undergraduates live on campus. What would you want your future roommate to know about you? Tell us something about you that will help your future roommate — and us — know you better.
On his own initiative, my friend’s dad decided to take a crack at it. This is his final draft…
If my future roommate ask my any friend ,is Peter very very like to participate in school’s activities and friend’s party ? Well than he must get the answer that is YES. Certainly, with my friends, I very very like taking about how to approach the world and nature., doing home work, watching movies, shopping and taking dinner at a restaurant With my friends, I feel they do need me ,and that enables me to do something. So that I am sincerely exciting.
Virtually, letting everybody liking you is not easy thing. To remember since grade 10, I am highly interested in Math, Biological Science and Chemistry, and I have taken many additional courses about those. I participated in some Notional Contest and got great achievement. Gradually, some classmates ask me some questions. Sometime I knew how to solve at a glance with a little bit haughty attitude to answer. As a result, my classmates did not recognize me as a excellent person, and then become a “hero” among them. Therefor, I specially stray at a period. I begun to think and tried to do something for changing. At beginning, I corrected my prideful attitude, and lend an attentive ear to their to their ideas, and take a respected, humbly and patiencely with hem to discuss questions, and try hard to let them understand my solving ways. Whether how asperity language that even insulted my self-respect a student made, I still keep my temper with highly complaint when we met impetuosity dispute. On this time, I always talk to myself in my heart to try nicely treat people. Because they ask me questions this case means they have recognized me and respected me. How can I suffer from a small chagrin? Gradually, I have learned to allowance people. I feel more rap off each other is the best way to understand each other. Sometime I try to find out my disadvantage and outperforming myself. I face a mirror and give me a representation, and figure out a nice expression, to figure out a honest eyes that clap eyes on people, to figure out a suitablebility of dumb show and stand pose when I speech to somebody. Finally I have taken those format to affiliate with people.
By the way, I will tell my future roommate, I would move in the bedcharmber in advance and patiencely wait he will coming. Then we will discuss to arrange how to use the space, then I will open my baggage. Maybe you could hear the welcome music I perform with viloa before you will enter the room.
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01-19-2010, 07:20 PM
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#2 | | :inoutugh:
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01-19-2010, 07:24 PM
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#3 | | Chinese Guy, Swedish Rides
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01-19-2010, 07:27 PM
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#4 | | JDMEK9Mod | DogWhisperer
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01-19-2010, 08:39 PM
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#5 | | Fathered more RS members than anybody else. Who's your daddy?
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Why is this painful? Half of RS writes like this. We're used to it by now..........
BTW, the application thingy above is purposely written poorly.
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01-19-2010, 08:42 PM
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#6 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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^ lol so true
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01-19-2010, 08:57 PM
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#7 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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LOL...reminds me of my dad.
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01-19-2010, 10:03 PM
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#8 | | WOAH! i think Vtec just kicked in!
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01-19-2010, 11:43 PM
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#9 | | The RS Freebie guru
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kevjumba's dad is funny. They have a cool father-son relationship.
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01-20-2010, 07:05 PM
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#10 | | SardaukarMod
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^^^hahahah... they are a funny pair...
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01-20-2010, 07:10 PM
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#11 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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^ ya kevjumba is pretty funnny and he a nice guy so w/e gooo jumbafund!!!
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01-20-2010, 07:53 PM
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#12 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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even though half of RS writes like that. its sort of funny. that just hurt
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01-20-2010, 09:16 PM
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#13 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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+1 for Kevjumba pretty funny guy!
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01-20-2010, 09:35 PM
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#14 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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bwahahahhahahahha
i very very did laughing!
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