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01-31-2010, 02:40 PM
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What if you had bad diarrhea and there was no toilet paper left in the outhouse. What would you do?
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01-31-2010, 02:46 PM
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#2 | | not the mod you're looking for
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^ Grab some leaves and get at it!
What if you found out you were adopted?
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02-01-2010, 07:04 PM
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#3 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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Slap my foster parents for not telling me until now and spend the rest of my life to find out who my real parents are.
What if you were forced to consume someone else shit or else your parents would die?
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02-01-2010, 07:28 PM
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#4 | | MiX iT Up!
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^ i think you just killed this thread. THANKS!
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02-01-2010, 07:39 PM
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#5 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by SMDBICH  Slap my foster parents for not telling me until now and spend the rest of my life to find out who my real parents are.
What if you were forced to consume someone else shit or else your parents would die? | I have this funny feeling you jerk off to scat porn..
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02-01-2010, 08:45 PM
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#6 | | Female Driven
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LOL...okay
let's start over..
what if you were the opposite sex?
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02-01-2010, 09:10 PM
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#7 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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I'd be a whore.
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02-01-2010, 09:28 PM
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#8 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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What if a really hot post op tranny wanted to blow you?
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The harder I lift and the more I eat, the better my genetics seem to get.
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02-01-2010, 09:40 PM
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#9 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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^ Sure, why not. If I close my eyes it's the same. right? 
What if you were jerking off to some girl on the internet and you later found out that she had a penis! Not just any penis, a Black penis!
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02-01-2010, 09:49 PM
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#10 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by skyxx ^ Sure, why not. If I close my eyes it's the same. right?
What if you were jerking off to some girl on the internet and you later found out that she had a penis! Not just any penis, a Black penis! | I'm not sure how I'd feel. I dont care about the color of the penis though.
I have noticed that this is your second post about large penis's today though.
Is there something you need to get off your chest?
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02-01-2010, 10:50 PM
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#11 | | Unofficial Tin Foil Hat Specialist.
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^ Yeah, I have one (large penis). It's bothering me.
What if you found out that you had 3 months to live, what would you do? With whom? etc etc...
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02-02-2010, 02:26 PM
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#12 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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I think I would do anything. I would break every single law there is. Steal, rob, attack, kill, rape, etc...
What if you caught your mother cheating on your father with your best friend?
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02-02-2010, 02:43 PM
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#13 | | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Originally Posted by guddagudd I think I would do anything. I would break every single law there is. Steal, rob, attack, kill, rape, etc...
What if you caught your mother cheating on your father with your best friend? | I'd ask them for money
what if u find out that ur wife of 20 years is ur long lost sister?
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How I wish I can remain ignorant, why do I know so much?
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02-02-2010, 06:17 PM
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#14 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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slap her for having incest with me
What if some random girl jerk you off and you later then find out its your cousin?
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02-02-2010, 08:33 PM
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#15 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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I'll find out why she didn't give me a bj but only a hj
what if a girl made out with u at a party but u find out later your friend got blown by her?
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02-02-2010, 10:09 PM
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#16 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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Originally Posted by guddagudd I think I would do anything. I would break every single law there is. Steal, rob, attack, kill, rape, etc...
What if you caught your mother cheating on your father with your best friend? | but what if, you're still alive 3 months after?
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02-02-2010, 10:42 PM
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#17 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by guddagudd I'll find out why she didn't give me a bj but only a hj
what if a girl made out with u at a party but u find out later your friend got blown by her? | One piece of advice. Either dont make out with chicks you have just met OR just try not to think about it. I honestly just try to not think about it. Obviously if her mouth tastes like jizz thats fucked but if you dont know then really who cares.
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02-02-2010, 11:51 PM
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#18 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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Originally Posted by penner2k One piece of advice. Either dont make out with chicks you have just met OR just try not to think about it. I honestly just try to not think about it. Obviously if her mouth tastes like jizz thats fucked but if you dont know then really who cares. | Sorry, I have no idea what jizz tastes like. Care to share? Posted via RS Mobile | |
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02-02-2010, 11:53 PM
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#19 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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02-03-2010, 02:09 AM
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#20 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Originally Posted by TomBox_N Sorry, I have no idea what jizz tastes like. Care to share? Posted via RS Mobile | Ask Boostaholic.
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02-03-2010, 02:43 AM
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#21 | | Official Texas Ambassador
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Originally Posted by jeff_alexander Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? |
wat
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02-03-2010, 09:08 AM
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#22 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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Originally Posted by TomBox_N Sorry, I have no idea what jizz tastes like. Care to share? Posted via RS Mobile | Obviously you have never gotten a really good blowjob and then had the girl kiss you after.
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02-03-2010, 04:47 PM
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#23 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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Originally Posted by nammerboi3 but what if, you're still alive 3 months after? | then I would go, "Just Kidding, guys!"
BTW, does anyone have any idea what Jeff_Alexander said?
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02-03-2010, 08:37 PM
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#24 | | DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
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Originally Posted by penner2k Obviously you have never gotten a really good blowjob and then had the girl kiss you after. | you know what else is weird? if she goes to rinse her mouth afterwards and you kiss her, you don't know if that's sperm or water
woohoo!
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02-03-2010, 09:07 PM
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#25 | | Banned (ABWS)
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Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture you know what else is weird? if she goes to rinse her mouth afterwards and you kiss her, you don't know if that's sperm or water
woohoo! | Or she rinses her mouth with Listerine before giving you a blowjob. I bet it would feel like your dick caught on fire and is melting off yet pleasurable at the same time.
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