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SMDBICH 01-31-2010 02:40 PM
What if.....
 
Rules: answer a "what if question" then ask one yourself.


I'll start.

What if you had bad diarrhea and there was no toilet paper left in the outhouse. What would you do?

FN-2199 01-31-2010 02:46 PM
^ Grab some leaves and get at it!

What if you found out you were adopted?

SMDBICH 02-01-2010 07:04 PM
Slap my foster parents for not telling me until now and spend the rest of my life to find out who my real parents are.

What if you were forced to consume someone else shit or else your parents would die?

tiger_handheld 02-01-2010 07:28 PM
^ i think you just killed this thread. THANKS!

penner2k 02-01-2010 07:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SMDBICH (Post 6798253)
Slap my foster parents for not telling me until now and spend the rest of my life to find out who my real parents are.

What if you were forced to consume someone else shit or else your parents would die?
I have this funny feeling you jerk off to scat porn..

FI-Z33 02-01-2010 08:45 PM
LOL...okay
let's start over..

what if you were the opposite sex?

penner2k 02-01-2010 09:10 PM
I'd be a whore.

penner2k 02-01-2010 09:28 PM
What if a really hot post op tranny wanted to blow you?

skyxx 02-01-2010 09:40 PM
^ Sure, why not. If I close my eyes it's the same. right?;)

What if you were jerking off to some girl on the internet and you later found out that she had a penis! Not just any penis, a Black penis!

penner2k 02-01-2010 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by skyxx (Post 6798580)
^ Sure, why not. If I close my eyes it's the same. right?;)

What if you were jerking off to some girl on the internet and you later found out that she had a penis! Not just any penis, a Black penis!
I'm not sure how I'd feel. I dont care about the color of the penis though.
I have noticed that this is your second post about large penis's today though.
Is there something you need to get off your chest?

skyxx 02-01-2010 10:50 PM
^ Yeah, I have one (large penis). It's bothering me.

What if you found out that you had 3 months to live, what would you do? With whom? etc etc...

guddagudd 02-02-2010 02:26 PM
I think I would do anything. I would break every single law there is. Steal, rob, attack, kill, rape, etc...

What if you caught your mother cheating on your father with your best friend?

q0192837465 02-02-2010 02:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by guddagudd (Post 6799609)
I think I would do anything. I would break every single law there is. Steal, rob, attack, kill, rape, etc...

What if you caught your mother cheating on your father with your best friend?
I'd ask them for money

what if u find out that ur wife of 20 years is ur long lost sister?

SMDBICH 02-02-2010 06:17 PM
slap her for having incest with me

What if some random girl jerk you off and you later then find out its your cousin?

guddagudd 02-02-2010 08:33 PM
I'll find out why she didn't give me a bj but only a hj

what if a girl made out with u at a party but u find out later your friend got blown by her?

beetea 02-02-2010 10:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by guddagudd (Post 6799609)
I think I would do anything. I would break every single law there is. Steal, rob, attack, kill, rape, etc...

What if you caught your mother cheating on your father with your best friend?
but what if, you're still alive 3 months after?

penner2k 02-02-2010 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by guddagudd (Post 6800294)
I'll find out why she didn't give me a bj but only a hj

what if a girl made out with u at a party but u find out later your friend got blown by her?
One piece of advice. Either dont make out with chicks you have just met OR just try not to think about it. I honestly just try to not think about it. Obviously if her mouth tastes like jizz thats fucked but if you dont know then really who cares.

TomBox_N 02-02-2010 11:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by penner2k (Post 6800547)
One piece of advice. Either dont make out with chicks you have just met OR just try not to think about it. I honestly just try to not think about it. Obviously if her mouth tastes like jizz thats fucked but if you dont know then really who cares.
Sorry, I have no idea what jizz tastes like. Care to share?
Posted via RS Mobile

jeff_alexander 02-02-2010 11:53 PM
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Culture_Vulture 02-03-2010 02:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TomBox_N (Post 6800677)
Sorry, I have no idea what jizz tastes like. Care to share?
Posted via RS Mobile
Ask Boostaholic.

El Bastardo 02-03-2010 02:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jeff_alexander (Post 6800685)
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

wat

penner2k 02-03-2010 09:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TomBox_N (Post 6800677)
Sorry, I have no idea what jizz tastes like. Care to share?
Posted via RS Mobile
Obviously you have never gotten a really good blowjob and then had the girl kiss you after.

guddagudd 02-03-2010 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nammerboi3 (Post 6800500)
but what if, you're still alive 3 months after?
then I would go, "Just Kidding, guys!"

BTW, does anyone have any idea what Jeff_Alexander said?

Culture_Vulture 02-03-2010 08:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by penner2k (Post 6801083)
Obviously you have never gotten a really good blowjob and then had the girl kiss you after.
you know what else is weird? if she goes to rinse her mouth afterwards and you kiss her, you don't know if that's sperm or water
woohoo!

jeff_alexander 02-03-2010 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Culture_Vulture (Post 6802062)
you know what else is weird? if she goes to rinse her mouth afterwards and you kiss her, you don't know if that's sperm or water
woohoo!
Or she rinses her mouth with Listerine before giving you a blowjob. I bet it would feel like your dick caught on fire and is melting off yet pleasurable at the same time.

Who wants to volunteer?


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