what would you do if you are stuck in the haiti earthquake
 

this is just a theoretical question that I asked a couple friends:

suppose you were one of the unlucky ones stuck under the rubble when the earthquake happened and you have no food no water no one to hear you for days until rescue comes, would you drink ur own piss to stay alive or would u just die?

when rescue does come and they question you on how you survive with no food or water, what would you say?

for me, i would choose to die instead of drinking my own piss, but my friends had very interesting responses

i'll have that iphone app to keep me alive

eat the flesh of the dead bodies and drink their blood.

Eat insects and stuff which may be there. Eat, drink whatever you can and hope you can survive until the rescuers find you.

become the king until I see another life form

In my daily carry bag I have 500mL of water, a granola bar, flashlight, batteries, multitool, small first aid kit, and lighter. I'd hope that I could ration everything to last as long as possible. After reading about the Haiti quake I'm going to add a Fox40 whistle. It takes a lot of effort and energy to shout for help through a pile of rubble, and when help is finally nearby you may be too weak to talk. A whistle requires very little air to function and can be extremely loud.

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probably get really angry.

http://www.theamazingdump.com/wp/wp-...hulk-smash.jpg

^^^ haha. Emergency fleshlight

Honestly I'd try to figure out a way to kill myself. I'd rather get it over fast instead of slowly dying. The worst part is that a day would seem like a week and you would most likely survive for at least 3 days.

Drink my piss eat my jizz for protein
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it really depends..i doubt i could think straight if something like that happened
probably go insane and die from fear/anxiety/suicide
would suck if i tried to live by drinking piss and still end up dying

depends if u could move or not, if u couldnt move u have no choice but to wait

maybe u can be lucky like that guy who had a store of food/drinks and just camp it out


but id eat bugs, any water that trickles down, if i can get at my piss.. id try and store it, and drink it over time
because prolonged drinking will cause ur kidneys to fail, as ur not adding water so the percentage of waste increases

So you would rather die than drink urine......... FAIL.

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^ i gota get down on one of those

If I lived in haiti. I'd just die. what's the point of living in that shit hole?

wack off n pass out... drink piss.... Maybe... Eating my own shit? Hell yahhh! :haha:
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Invent a physics phenomenon.

so in the off chance that drinking your piss will help you survive.. you'd rather die?

you my friend are retarded...
your life isn't worth drinking some salty water? ffs

I would do anything to survive, even if I have to consume some nasty shit like urine and semen.

the UFC LHW champ drinks his own piss because he likes it, and you wouldnt do it because you'd die if you didnt?

People are so spoiled that they'd rather die than to "dirty" themselves. Its kinda sad

semen has alot of protein to :lol

course you prob waste a hella alot energy jerking off... at least it'll prob keep you warm :thumbsup::haha::haha:

lol

would you rather die or drink your own piss? is that the 1 dollar question in the million dollar game?

give me a break.