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Hondaracer 05-05-2014 01:35 PM

The episode where marge becomes a cop

Tweaker - "just tell me when were gonna get the freakin Guns!!!"

Wiggum - "listen buddy, I'm not giving you a thing until you tell me your name"

Tweaker "I've had it up to here with your 'rules'!!!"

ZN6 05-05-2014 01:42 PM

Homer: OOOOH look at me, Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from HappyLand, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic.

Marge: Well, Duh.

GS8 05-05-2014 01:44 PM

Too many golden quotes but I always give special mention to this one


CorneringArtist 05-05-2014 01:54 PM

"Put it in H!"


Verdasco 05-05-2014 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vansterdam (Post 6820922)

which episode is this again?

123654123 05-05-2014 03:33 PM


dlo 05-05-2014 03:39 PM

"D'oh" - Homer J. Simpson


FUCKIN REVOLUTIONARY MAN

cruz-in 05-05-2014 03:52 PM


FUCK.... LOL ... still gets me ... every damn time.

Jmac 05-05-2014 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GLOW (Post 8466894)

I saw this episode for the first time in a while last week and can't get it out of my head. So funny

tonyzoomzoom 05-05-2014 04:30 PM

Homer: You know Maggie, the sooner kids talk the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.

Maggie: Daddy.

urrh 05-05-2014 04:42 PM

marge: homer! there's a man here who thinks he could help you.
homer: BATMAN?!
marge: no, he's a scientist
homer: batman's a scientist...
marge: IT"S NOT BATMAN

urrh 05-05-2014 05:16 PM

maude: excuse me, i don't think we're talking about love here. i think we're talking about S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N
krusty: SEX CAULDREN?! i thought they closed that place down.

nabs 05-05-2014 05:25 PM

NO DOUBT...


:lawl:

Hondaracer 05-05-2014 05:27 PM


Foralark 05-05-2014 05:30 PM

Go banana!


Sir_Loin 05-05-2014 05:35 PM


fliptuner 05-05-2014 05:53 PM


rsx 05-05-2014 06:22 PM

I think RS had a mega simpsons thread back in the day, ran up quite a bit of pages too.

Mother: Seymour! The house is on fire!!
Seymour: Noo mother, it's just the Northern lights!

dangonay 05-05-2014 06:39 PM

Just the first 20 seconds. Couldn't find a shorter version.


stewie 05-05-2014 06:51 PM

ralph: "my cats breath smells like cat food"

finbar 05-05-2014 07:26 PM

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? --Homer Simpson

Alcohol, the temporary solution I can live with. --Homer Simpson

I hope I didn't brain my damage. --Homer Simpson

God bless those pagans. --Homer Simpson

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! --Homer Simpson

Trying is the first step towards failure. --Homer Simpson

Operator! Give me the number for 911! --Homer Simpson

DragonChi 05-05-2014 07:39 PM

http://3hourspast.files.wordpress.co...choose-you.jpg

bcrdukes 05-05-2014 08:54 PM


TouringTeg 05-05-2014 08:56 PM

Krusty Burger Employee to Homer:

"Sir that comes out of my paycheque! If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me."

kkthind 05-05-2014 09:08 PM

H means hot? - Homer J. Simpson


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