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The episode where marge becomes a cop Tweaker - "just tell me when were gonna get the freakin Guns!!!" Wiggum - "listen buddy, I'm not giving you a thing until you tell me your name" Tweaker "I've had it up to here with your 'rules'!!!" |
Homer: OOOOH look at me, Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from HappyLand, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaaaane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic. Marge: Well, Duh. |
Too many golden quotes but I always give special mention to this one |
"Put it in H!" |
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"D'oh" - Homer J. Simpson FUCKIN REVOLUTIONARY MAN |
FUCK.... LOL ... still gets me ... every damn time. |
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Homer: You know Maggie, the sooner kids talk the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word. Maggie: Daddy. |
marge: homer! there's a man here who thinks he could help you. homer: BATMAN?! marge: no, he's a scientist homer: batman's a scientist... marge: IT"S NOT BATMAN |
maude: excuse me, i don't think we're talking about love here. i think we're talking about S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N krusty: SEX CAULDREN?! i thought they closed that place down. |
NO DOUBT... :lawl: |
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Go banana! |
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I think RS had a mega simpsons thread back in the day, ran up quite a bit of pages too. Mother: Seymour! The house is on fire!! Seymour: Noo mother, it's just the Northern lights! |
Just the first 20 seconds. Couldn't find a shorter version. |
ralph: "my cats breath smells like cat food" |
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do? --Homer Simpson Alcohol, the temporary solution I can live with. --Homer Simpson I hope I didn't brain my damage. --Homer Simpson God bless those pagans. --Homer Simpson Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! --Homer Simpson Trying is the first step towards failure. --Homer Simpson Operator! Give me the number for 911! --Homer Simpson |
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Krusty Burger Employee to Homer: "Sir that comes out of my paycheque! If I had a girlfriend she'd kill me." |
H means hot? - Homer J. Simpson |
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