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Old 02-16-2010, 07:48 PM   #1
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Favourite Simpsons quote of all time

List your fav quotes:

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency, the other day he called me chief piggum

Ms Hoover: Alright kids, now it is time to dissect a worm *ralph raises hand*, yes Ralph?
Ralph: Ms Hoover, the worm went in my mouth and I ate it, can I have another one?
Ms Hoover: there isn't another one, just put your head down and sleep
Ralph: Oh boy sleep, that's when i'm a viking!
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Old 02-16-2010, 08:56 PM   #3
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Ralph: the doctor said that I wont have so many nosebleeds if I took my finger out of there
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:16 PM   #5
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[The townspeople mutter agreement.]
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:20 PM   #7
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Old 02-16-2010, 09:31 PM   #8
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Old 02-16-2010, 10:49 PM   #9
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"To start press any key. Where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Catarl, and Pig Up. There doesn't seem to be any "any" key. Wo! All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. (presses TAB) "
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Old 02-17-2010, 12:18 AM   #11
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Old 02-17-2010, 01:35 AM   #13
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Old 02-17-2010, 01:46 AM   #14
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The episode where the kids are trapped at school "Skinners Sense of Snow".

% Homer and Flanders plan to rescue the children from the snowbound
% school. The two men sit in Ned's Geo, with a section of house roof
% attached to the front serving as a plow blade.

[Homer starts the car]
Ned: Well, I'm all for rescuing the kids, but I wish you hadn't
sawed off my roof.
Homer: My car, your roof; it's only fair.
Ned: But it's my car.
Homer: Well, yeah.
Ned: Hey, whatever happened to the plow from your old snowplow
business?
Homer: I never had a snowplow business.
Ned: Sure you did -- Mr. Plow. You're wearing the jacket right
now.
Homer: I think I know my own life, Ned. [singing] Call Mr. Plow,
that's my name; that name again is Mr. Plow. [drives out
of Flanders's driveway, knocking down his mailbox as he
goes]

AND

Ned: I think we hit something.
Homer: I hope it's Flanders! [laughs, then notices Ned glaring
at him] I'm just kidding. Hey, you're all right.
[playfully punches Flanders on the arm]

FUNNIEST moments EVER IMO
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Homer: Hellooo, my name is Mr.Burns. I believe you have a package for me..
Postman: Okay Mr.Burns. What's your first name?
Homer: ...I...don't know.
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Old 02-17-2010, 04:38 AM   #19
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from the simpsons movie

referring to the bible (i think it went)

"quick! what does the book say (or tell us to do)"

"This book doesnt have any answers!" (referring to the bible)
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Old 02-17-2010, 07:20 AM   #21
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They taste like... burning! (keels over)
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Old 02-17-2010, 08:39 AM   #22
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Old 02-17-2010, 09:01 AM   #23
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If Bart can be el barto i can be [writes el homo on wall]

Hey! I came here to be drugged, electrocuted and probed, not insulted!

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Old 02-17-2010, 09:02 AM   #24
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