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02-26-2010, 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by RRxtar  For all you kids who are terrified of buying condoms... I will pass a tip I read on Revscene years ago from a wise old member.
Buy em at the grocery store and goto the line with the nerdy 17 year old kid with pimples at the checkout. He will be jealous that you are getting laid making you the alpha male of the situation.
Then when you're a little older and a little more confident, you can walk proud to the till with them on your head. | Lol that is one smart ass way of buying condoms Posted via RS Mobile | 
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02-26-2010, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by penner2k Last week I was buying condoms... I also bought lube..
Those would be fine. Except I had ate my last banana so I grabbed bananas too.
The girl sorta gave me a weird look when I was paying for it. |  pure gold
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02-26-2010, 07:18 AM
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#28 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Best one I ever was when I was in line at Safeway, and there is this guy getting whatever, veggies and milk and shit. He gets a text message, reads it, asks the cashier to wait while he grabs something quick, and comes back with lube and rubbers.
BOOTY CALL FTW
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02-26-2010, 07:22 AM
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#29 | | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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02-26-2010, 08:06 AM
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#30 | | I subscribe to Revscene
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condoms are overated....
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02-26-2010, 08:39 AM
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pifft who the fuck pays for rubbers. I get mine for FREE from the local health centre.
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02-26-2010, 02:54 PM
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#32 | | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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Question: How does it feel like buying condoms for the first time for you guys?
i first got mine at a gas station, felt like a man
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02-26-2010, 06:40 PM
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#33 | | RS has made me the bitter person i am today!
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best lol story was when me my gf and my best friend went to the checkout together with some pocorn and shit for a movie night, and a box of condoms.
told the old lady we were having a manage toi
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02-26-2010, 06:42 PM
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menage a trois.
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02-26-2010, 10:51 PM
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#35 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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Originally Posted by RRxtar For all you kids who are terrified of buying condoms... I will pass a tip I read on Revscene years ago from a wise old member.
Buy em at the grocery store and goto the line with the nerdy 17 year old kid with pimples at the checkout. He will be jealous that you are getting laid making you the alpha male of the situation.
Then when you're a little older and a little more confident, you can walk proud to the till with them on your head. | LOL, should pass that on to all the younger kids
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02-27-2010, 08:10 AM
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#36 | | I *Fwap* *Fwap* *Fwap* to RS
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Originally Posted by CRS +1
I don't know anyone that buys condoms online... | i do, since my XXXXXXXXXXL have to be special ordered ... 
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