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03-05-2010, 09:19 AM
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#26 | ESKETIT
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^ i was thinking of buying shares in GOOGLE and condoms/male enhancements |
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03-05-2010, 09:33 AM
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#27 | I don't get it
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Dear self childhood,
don't grow up, these will be the best years of your life
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03-05-2010, 10:18 AM
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#28 | i like gifs
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Dear younger self,
Spend all of your money and mom and dad's money to buy as many shares in Microsoft, Google and Apple as you can. Sit back until 2010 because we'll be insanely rich by then. In the meantime make sure you trademark Twitter, Myspace and Facebook.
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03-05-2010, 10:30 AM
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#29 | In RS I Trust
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Dear younger self,
Fuck as many females as possible while young and still in shape!!!
P.S sue from famous players is the one so stop when you meet her. Posted via RS Mobile |
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03-05-2010, 10:47 AM
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#30 | I WANT MY 10 YEARS BACK FROM RS.net!
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Originally Posted by Shun Izaki dear self aged 14,
don't be fat
kthxbai | quoted for the lulz
note to self high-school aged twitchyzero:
fuck the curriculum! only grade 12 counts so enjoy your time 100% throughout most of your high school years.
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03-05-2010, 11:11 AM
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#31 | Banned (BBM)
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dear self aged 17 : party 3 x harder when you had the chance
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03-05-2010, 11:59 AM
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#32 | I answer every Emotion with an emoticon
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Dear me,
Party hard. You will have all the money in the world since I will give u the winning lottery ticket for the next 10 years. Go to school only when u have nothing else to do.
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Ignorance is bliss
How I wish I can remain ignorant, why do I know so much?
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03-05-2010, 12:15 PM
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#33 | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Dear me age 3, the first time you ride your tricycle down the stairs it's fun, the second time you get hurt Posted via RS Mobile |
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03-05-2010, 01:11 PM
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#34 | degenerate extraordinaire
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Dear me in grade 6
stop fucking being shy and talk to people. Oh, and get out of french immersion because it's not glorious like they make it seem, and you won't remember shit anyways.
__________________ Quote: Originally posted by 97ITR He would step out of his freshly downtown autospa detailed 996 C4s, check out his own reflection in the driverside window out of habit, take off his brand new limited edition D&G aviator sunglasses so the mf can see the fury in his eyes, sashay over to the other guy and then threaten to insert his black leather Savatore Ferragamo loafers into the guys rear-end. | |
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03-05-2010, 01:30 PM
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#35 | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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dear 12.
spill mcdonalds coffe and sue them for not having a HOT warning label.
always carry condoms
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03-05-2010, 01:46 PM
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#36 | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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Dear self, age 16.
Don't go to the party! You're going to get grounded for 2 months and you'll lose a great friendship.
Also, self age 18,
don't stay the extra 2 days camping on the grad trip. It turns out just being you and N/J. Awkward... OH! or at least if you decide to stay, remember to get extra batteries so your cd player doesn't die halfway through the night and you're stuck listening to them @_@
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Originally Posted by STATUS105 IF I FIND YOU
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03-05-2010, 01:53 PM
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#37 | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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adbdcccacb TFTFTTFFTF
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spaghetti cakes
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03-05-2010, 02:05 PM
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#38 | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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Dear self gr 8,
dont slip on that fucken banana
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03-05-2010, 02:13 PM
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#39 | My name is Michael. J. Caboose, and I hate BABIES!
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^mario kart moment? lol
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"Can you match my resolve? If so then you will succeed. I believe that the human spirit is indomitable. If you endeavour to achieve, it will happen given enough resolve." -- Monty Oum Quote:
Originally Posted by STATUS105 IF I FIND YOU
I WILL EAT YOUR RICE! | |
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03-05-2010, 03:38 PM
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#40 | My homepage has been set to RS
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Dear Mr.Moron Age 14,
That idiot who told you masturbation causes blindness was a total fucking lie. All those months of missed fwaps can now be avoided.
Enjoy.
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03-05-2010, 04:03 PM
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#41 | My homepage has been set to RS
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Dear self, grade 8
stay away from so and so, she will stalk you for 6 months
idiot
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Originally Posted by jackmeister who are you planning to spend the rest of your life with? your sister or girlfriend? | Quote:
Originally Posted by .Renn.Sport I sold my Yaris 5 years ago, and seriously, IT IS better than your shit box civics. The mods I have for that car is probably worth more than your whole self-worth. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Joreus After spending some time reading through this thread, I now know how to give a killer blowjob. Thanks revscene. |
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03-05-2010, 04:07 PM
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#42 | Banned (ABWS)
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^ porn was crap back then though
dear 8 year old, pick up a basketball and get to work fatty
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03-05-2010, 04:51 PM
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#43 | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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Originally Posted by Inaii ^mario kart moment? lol | Sure you can say that... more like a 2 for 1 tho, slipped on that banana, stepped back up and slip onto it again...... embarrassing much, my friend stood their and laugh at me =[
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03-05-2010, 04:53 PM
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#44 | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by Inaii ^mario kart moment? lol | he was running to class and slipped on a banana peel twice
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03-05-2010, 06:09 PM
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#45 | RS.net, helping ugly ppl have sex since 2001
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^ never seen that happen before but wow.
Dear myself in Gr6
don't go to the boys' only highschool. you will be virgin for life.
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03-05-2010, 07:35 PM
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#46 | Female Driven
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Dear self at 16-17,
I'm so proud of you for staying strong and never giving up. You deserve what you have now.
__________________ 05 Mazda 3 Sport
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Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself.
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03-05-2010, 10:27 PM
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#47 | Need to Seek Professional Help
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dear self in dad's ball sack,
out of the millions you are up against, you are the one that's going to fucking win.
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03-05-2010, 10:35 PM
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#48 | VLS Moderator
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Originally Posted by itsallaboutgz Buy shares in google, microsoft and apple. | ...and Nintendo!
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Taken by ex: 2005 Toyota Prius.
R.I.P. 1997 Lexus ES300. 
R.I.P. 1989 Acura Legend Coupe LS.
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03-05-2010, 11:40 PM
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#49 | No Duplicate Accounts Allowed
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Note to self: on your 12th bday, remember to grab that kid balls and pull as hard as you can or he will, i repeat, he will fuck you up
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03-05-2010, 11:59 PM
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#50 | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Dear self,
it's a tarp!
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