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Old 03-05-2010, 09:19 AM   #26
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Old 03-05-2010, 09:33 AM   #27
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don't grow up, these will be the best years of your life
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:18 AM   #28
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Dear younger self,

Spend all of your money and mom and dad's money to buy as many shares in Microsoft, Google and Apple as you can. Sit back until 2010 because we'll be insanely rich by then. In the meantime make sure you trademark Twitter, Myspace and Facebook.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:30 AM   #29
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Fuck as many females as possible while young and still in shape!!!

P.S sue from famous players is the one so stop when you meet her.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:47 AM   #30
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don't be fat

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note to self high-school aged twitchyzero:

fuck the curriculum! only grade 12 counts so enjoy your time 100% throughout most of your high school years.
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:11 AM   #31
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:59 AM   #32
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Party hard. You will have all the money in the world since I will give u the winning lottery ticket for the next 10 years. Go to school only when u have nothing else to do.
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Old 03-05-2010, 12:15 PM   #33
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Old 03-05-2010, 01:11 PM   #34
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stop fucking being shy and talk to people. Oh, and get out of french immersion because it's not glorious like they make it seem, and you won't remember shit anyways.
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Old 03-05-2010, 01:30 PM   #35
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dear 12.
spill mcdonalds coffe and sue them for not having a HOT warning label.
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Old 03-05-2010, 01:46 PM   #36
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Dear self, age 16.

Don't go to the party! You're going to get grounded for 2 months and you'll lose a great friendship.

Also, self age 18,
don't stay the extra 2 days camping on the grad trip. It turns out just being you and N/J. Awkward... OH! or at least if you decide to stay, remember to get extra batteries so your cd player doesn't die halfway through the night and you're stuck listening to them @_@
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Old 03-05-2010, 01:53 PM   #37
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dont slip on that fucken banana
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Old 03-05-2010, 02:13 PM   #39
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^mario kart moment? lol
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Old 03-05-2010, 03:38 PM   #40
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That idiot who told you masturbation causes blindness was a total fucking lie. All those months of missed fwaps can now be avoided.

Enjoy.
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Old 03-05-2010, 04:03 PM   #41
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Dear self, grade 8

stay away from so and so, she will stalk you for 6 months

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Old 03-05-2010, 04:07 PM   #42
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^ porn was crap back then though

dear 8 year old, pick up a basketball and get to work fatty
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Old 03-05-2010, 04:51 PM   #43
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^mario kart moment? lol
Sure you can say that... more like a 2 for 1 tho, slipped on that banana, stepped back up and slip onto it again...... embarrassing much, my friend stood their and laugh at me =[
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Old 03-05-2010, 04:53 PM   #44
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he was running to class and slipped on a banana peel twice
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Old 03-05-2010, 06:09 PM   #45
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don't go to the boys' only highschool. you will be virgin for life.
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Old 03-05-2010, 07:35 PM   #46
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I'm so proud of you for staying strong and never giving up. You deserve what you have now.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:27 PM   #47
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dear self in dad's ball sack,

out of the millions you are up against, you are the one that's going to fucking win.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:35 PM   #48
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Old 03-05-2010, 11:40 PM   #49
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Note to self: on your 12th bday, remember to grab that kid balls and pull as hard as you can or he will, i repeat, he will fuck you up
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