Don't throw that rotten onion, no matter how funny you think it will be.

dear self 15
pick them better

Dear self in grade10

NEVER LET THAT BITCH GO! RMB TO TAP THAT SHIT

Long list:

Appreciate your mother and father. They won't be around for as long as you think and they sacrificed so much for you and when they're gone you will regret it.

Take school seriously, in the long run, it will be the single biggest change in your life. Become a doctor or surgeon, it's what you will want when you're older and will have nothing to do with the money.

Do not make making money such a priority, it will not make you happy.

Stay with the girls you feel like dumping, and dump the ones you feel like spending forever with. When you're older, you know that you had it the wrong way round.

If you're going to get married, marry Karen Wong.

Travel abroad for school.

Take a walk when you get mad, it's not worth the damage to fight every battle.

Man story of my life.
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Dear age 12,

should've fucked your first gf when you had the chance, she becomes a slut later on anyways, you might as well be the can opener.

That doesn't make sense.

Those things are successful not because of what they are named.

If you had already trademarked Twitter, MySpace and Facebook, those three services would be named something completely different...

Meaning it wouldn't have made a difference if you had trademarked Twitter, MySpace and Facebook 10 years ago. You wouldn't have made a dime from it.

What would make more sense is if you told yourself to DESIGN the Twitter, MySpace and Facebook services...

dear me aged 14. don't go to paris. you will come back +15 lbs and never be able to lose it.

dear me aged 17. try fucking hard in gr 12 and go to school sooner than later.

dear me aged 22. treat her well cuz she is one of a kind

dear me aged 23. learn how to use your money wisely.

dear miss_ c a couple days ago,

Learn not to post when you are unsure of things or else you'll get a gazillion fails.

Dear self @ 17... man up and admit you like that girl! She had a crush on you for the longest time!!

dear younger self,

JUST DO IT.

dear 1 year ago self,

everything will be better.

Dear elementary life,

.. uhm..

Dear Younger Self...

Buy a fuckload of real estate and land.

Gridlock, age 21

Don't date people you meet at Subway. Like, ever.

Dear younger jensing,

DROP that class and don't write those damn provincials.
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Dear younger self

keep doing what you're doing math, ,socials, bio go ahead and skip them classes. keep going to P.E. and Mechanics. take mechanics seriously like you are now and while those retards are spraying eachother with WD-40 keep working on that motor. your hard work will pay off.

Dear younger self

When you were presented with the chance to go to school outside of vancouver, you should've taken it.

Never date a fob chick let a lone 3 of them.

Dear self aged 4,

Don't steal those crayons from Zellers. Your dad will find out and you will get your ass belted!!

Dear me a couple hours ago

remember, if you're going to reset the instance 5 times, you won't be able to go to any others... FML

Wow I think this all the time as I had a life-changing experience for the worse.

Dear age 23,

Take your injuries more seriously.

-ditched deadbeat friends earlier
-gone to a private school
-applied to other universities outside of BC
-travelled way more, earlier

Dear Me

Don't change a thing.

I'm suprised no one has said this yet but I would right my self a letter about all of my friends and family that have passed so hopefully they can avoid the early deaths.
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dear me @ 17: why the hell did you break up with her?