Dear Me in high school. Fuck playing on the school team, just go study a bit harder so you can go to MIT instead.

lol I actually got a email from myself 5 years ago about a month ago asking me if I got my career job now, etc etc.. funny thing is I dont remember at all ever writing it..

Dear Girl (5 years ago),

Do not invite your childhood friend to the beach this summer no matter how heart broken she is. If she does come, do not let her drink, but if all else fails and you find yourself lying on the sand and feel as if your innards have exploded, DO NOT tell your other friends you're okay, get them to call that ambulance. Who the fuck cares if people watch you being taken away on a stretcher. You'll thank me later. Good Luck.


Sincerely,

Girl (5 years later)

Dear gr8-11 self,

skip class, get more jobs, and party harder because your grades only matter in gr12 and beyond.

Dear younger me,

1) Fuck soccer and join basketball and football before high school.
2) Don't go to school dances drunk.
3) If girls in elementary school ask who you like, it means they like you.
4) Stay away from the girl who almost ruined your future relationship.
5) Forget about physics and any other science. Take more business courses instead.
6) Buy Google shares when they have their IPO. Sell them in mid 2004. Market will crash in late 2008 so short sell.

Sincerely,
Future you

dear self in 13yrs, telling your teachers that everyone is born to wait for death was a bad idea cuz later there gonna think your gonna kill yourself & dads gonna really kill u afterward

learn how to play poker asap, save as much as possible for the 2008 crash, dump it into gold and baidu

dear 7 y.o. me, don't start punting rocks on the playground, you almost blinded a girl! idiot.

dear 13 y.o. me, keep that ugly mustache shaved and party hard.

and finally, to 2007 me; watch out for 2008. get back on the horse asap.

dear me age 17,
get a god damn haircut

dear self age 14-20

do NOT listen to your mother. she is a lying, manipulative, self-serving, maniacal bitch. she has brainwashed you all your life.

dear self age 7

choose to live with your father after the divorce.

ouch

meh, it's ok. all turned out well in my life :D

Dear 17 year old me, that OX of a kid did not steal your wallet you left it in another pair of pants. Punching him in the face in the middle of class and calling him a thief was a bad idea.

Trust me, appolagizing once you realize it was at home the whole time will be fucking embarrsing.

dear 15 year old me, cut your fuken mushroom hair cut you're not cool

Dear 17 year old me.
That riced out honda is NOT cool. don't buy it.

Dear 18 year old me.
It does look nice, but it is a hyundai! run away and buy a honda

Dear Younger Tegra_Devil,

The condom will break during a hot and heavy sex session on April.23rd/2010.
go anal or titty fuck instead.
































.....j/k

649 winning numbers ftw :)

Instead of the past, I'd write to myself from a few days in advance.

Dear self from this Friday,

Please write back to this self with numbers to the LottoMax.

Appreciate it,
This self

^^^i may be confused...but wouldnt that still be writing to your past...since technically you are still doing the writing?

i bid you good luck sir

Holy shit there's so much to write to myself about. Not everything turned out bad, but crap, a lot of bad decisions on my part. No one should be allowed to make that many bad decisions in a life time. Ha ha.

Buuump

Thought I'd bring this one back up since New Years is just around the corner now

Dear Highschool self,

Stop being a fucking nerd and go out with every chick that you like/likes you, get some valuable experience and stop listening to your mom about studying (that much).

Buy Bre-X while it's still a penny stock.

Dear yesterday self, don't waste your time reading this whole thread and then posting a comment.