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If you had to get rid of a body.. If you had to get rid of a body, how would you do it? I'll most likely do what this guy does. http://4chanarchive.org/images/20239...7428262866.jpg |
make soup out of the bone!! : ) |
feed most of it to pigs and bury the rest deep within the ground of my vast property and eventually sell off the property to corporations like Costco or for housing development so that once facilities get built the police won't dare threaten corporations by tearing up what is now their property |
liquefy and carry in backpack |
Don't forget BBQ pork buns or hamburgers. |
feed it to the wolves |
I'm big into 4x4ing and the back country and honestly I know thousands of places to take a body that would never be found. Basically I would take the body deep in the bush, dig a 6' deep grave and toss it in. On top of that I would get a number bags of lime that I would pour all over the body so it dissolves the body and bone. Now I would cover it back up and put a bunch of leaf's to try to show the ground has not been disturbed as much. After that burn all the clothes you were wearing including shoes. I would then get my truck vacuumed and may even sell it or I would of used a beater I could take to the junk yard after so there would be no trace. For a alibi I would buy a movie ticket to a movie I have already seen so if someone has any questions I would be able to say I was watching that movie :D Taking hits 50k LOL |
I would say that it's a friend who wanted his body donated to science. |
That "anonymous" guy is an idiot, taking extra time to do any of those things would just heat you the fuck out if I had to i'd cut the body up, stuff it in a garbage can, load the rest of the can with ready mix concrete, put garbage can on a boat, go out into the ocean, toss can over, voilą Posted via RS Mobile |
burn the thing into ashes, then take a hammer and smash all teeth |
Just like this |
His methods are painfully slow inefficient and not fun. Tarps chainsaws and fire in that order are the most fun quick and offer easiest cleanup just use lots of accelerant and dispose of the head through a manual meat grinder i's far more satisfying then pulling and smashing teeth. The chainsaw and tarps must also be burnt. Consider that an incurred cost of business. The saw doesn't need to melt down or anything just get hot enough to destroy any DNA left through its internals. It should also be disposed of somewhere far from the scene. When your done let me know and I'll delete this post. You don't want it to like premeditation or anything. |
I would call Mr. Wolf from pulp fiction. Knows what he's doing and on top of that, he drives a nsx ;) |
Call Dex? |
Anons guide to disposal is like EXACTLY the same to how Tony disposes bodies on The Sopranos. |
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So me and Phil were having a fire with a bunch of buddys. My one buddy has the chainsaw with no chain on it and starts it up. So he turn's around and points the saw inches away from his chest and pulls the handle. You should of seen Phil run it honestly was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Just that reaction like he was going to die. :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: |
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he shoved it into my gut at full throttle not just inches from my chest APRIL FOOLS! Not so funny |
Read a book called "The Ice Man" by Philip Carlo. I am sure it's going to give you a lot of great ideas. |
Just watch Dexter, he does it daily. |
Murder the person with a icicle so no weapon can ever be found. |
open the next Sandwich Nazi |
best way to hide a body is to bury it at a cemetery and putting with someone else in a coffin. |
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