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jeff_alexander 03-17-2010 04:00 PM

If you had to get rid of a body..
 
If you had to get rid of a body, how would you do it?

I'll most likely do what this guy does.

http://4chanarchive.org/images/20239...7428262866.jpg

boatcaptain 03-17-2010 04:05 PM

make soup out of the bone!! : )

StylinRed 03-17-2010 04:09 PM

feed most of it to pigs and bury the rest deep within the ground of my vast property and eventually sell off the property to corporations like Costco or for housing development so that once facilities get built the police won't dare threaten corporations by tearing up what is now their property

raygunpk 03-17-2010 04:10 PM

liquefy and carry in backpack

SumAznGuy 03-17-2010 04:10 PM

Don't forget BBQ pork buns or hamburgers.

Mugen EvOlutioN 03-17-2010 04:21 PM

feed it to the wolves

murd0c 03-17-2010 04:24 PM

I'm big into 4x4ing and the back country and honestly I know thousands of places to take a body that would never be found.

Basically I would take the body deep in the bush, dig a 6' deep grave and toss it in. On top of that I would get a number bags of lime that I would pour all over the body so it dissolves the body and bone. Now I would cover it back up and put a bunch of leaf's to try to show the ground has not been disturbed as much.

After that burn all the clothes you were wearing including shoes. I would then get my truck vacuumed and may even sell it or I would of used a beater I could take to the junk yard after so there would be no trace.

For a alibi I would buy a movie ticket to a movie I have already seen so if someone has any questions I would be able to say I was watching that movie :D


Taking hits 50k LOL

eddoe 03-17-2010 04:31 PM

I would say that it's a friend who wanted his body donated to science.

Hondaracer 03-17-2010 04:46 PM

That "anonymous" guy is an idiot, taking extra time to do any of those things would just heat you the fuck out

if I had to i'd cut the body up, stuff it in a garbage can, load the rest of the can with ready mix concrete, put garbage can on a boat, go out into the ocean, toss can over, voilą
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liu13 03-17-2010 04:55 PM

burn the thing into ashes, then take a hammer and smash all teeth

asahai69 03-17-2010 04:59 PM

Just like this


Phil@rise 03-17-2010 05:11 PM

His methods are painfully slow inefficient and not fun.
Tarps chainsaws and fire in that order are the most fun quick and offer easiest cleanup just use lots of accelerant and dispose of the head through a manual meat grinder i's far more satisfying then pulling and smashing teeth.
The chainsaw and tarps must also be burnt. Consider that an incurred cost of business. The saw doesn't need to melt down or anything just get hot enough to destroy any DNA left through its internals. It should also be disposed of somewhere far from the scene.
When your done let me know and I'll delete this post. You don't want it to like premeditation or anything.

ziggyx 03-17-2010 05:12 PM

I would call Mr. Wolf from pulp fiction. Knows what he's doing and on top of that, he drives a nsx ;)


rsx 03-17-2010 05:16 PM

Call Dex?

JordanLee 03-17-2010 05:16 PM

Anons guide to disposal is like EXACTLY the same to how Tony disposes bodies on The Sopranos.

murd0c 03-17-2010 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phil@rise (Post 6864752)
His methods are painfully slow inefficient and not fun.
Tarps chainsaws and fire in that order are the most fun quick and offer easiest cleanup just use lots of accelerant and dispose of the head through a manual meat grinder i's far more satisfying then pulling and smashing teeth.
The chainsaw and tarps must also be burnt. Consider that an incurred cost of business. The saw doesn't need to melt down or anything just get hot enough to destroy any DNA left through its internals. It should also be disposed of somewhere far from the scene.
When your done let me know and I'll delete this post. You don't want it to like premeditation or anything.

Just make sure the chainsaw has the chain on it eh :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:


So me and Phil were having a fire with a bunch of buddys. My one buddy has the chainsaw with no chain on it and starts it up. So he turn's around and points the saw inches away from his chest and pulls the handle. You should of seen Phil run it honestly was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Just that reaction like he was going to die.


:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

mc. 03-17-2010 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rsx (Post 6864762)
Call Dex?

+1 Dexter probably has 100 + kills.

Phil@rise 03-17-2010 05:30 PM

he shoved it into my gut at full throttle not just inches from my chest


APRIL FOOLS!

Not so funny

BeefCake4000 03-17-2010 05:43 PM

Read a book called "The Ice Man" by Philip Carlo. I am sure it's going to give you a lot of great ideas.

tegz 03-17-2010 06:22 PM

Just watch Dexter, he does it daily.

murd0c 03-17-2010 06:24 PM

Murder the person with a icicle so no weapon can ever be found.

distanc3 03-17-2010 06:28 PM

open the next Sandwich Nazi

dinamix 03-17-2010 06:47 PM

best way to hide a body is to bury it at a cemetery and putting with someone else in a coffin.

//RacingSpirit>> 03-17-2010 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinamix (Post 6864903)
best way to hide a body is to bury it at a cemetery and putting with someone else in a coffin.

That's gotta be the dumbest idea. Without heavy machinery, it'll take way too long to move all the dirt to reach the container the coffin is placed in. And even if you are able to reach the container in a reasonable amount of time with multiple diggers, the lid is HEAVY. Lastly, do you not have any respect for the dead?

Brianrietta 03-17-2010 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by //RacingSpirit>> (Post 6864914)
Lastly, do you not have any respect for the dead?

People who have to get rid of a body probably don't, no.


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