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Old 03-22-2010, 04:39 AM   #1
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Cheese or blowjobs?
A friend of mine recently brought this up after seeing it on a podcast that I also saw last year I think...

For the rest of your life...you can only have one or the other. Would you rather have cheese? Or blowjobs.

That means you can't have anything that contains cheese like no pizza, no nachos, or anything else with cheese.

...or if you choose cheese, then no one can ever put your penis in their mouth...or vagina if you happen to be a girl. No oral sex for you...but you get cheese.

Which would you choose?
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Old 03-22-2010, 04:43 AM   #2
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ill take bj FTW, unless your talking about cheesing. cause thats a whole new topic
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There may be some foods that I would give up BJ's for, but cheese is not one of them.
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How can I live life without feta, mizithra, sharp cheddar, any type of blue, smoked gouda, metsovone, brier, cottage cheese, cheese curds, havarti, kefolotiri, haloum(i) and so many more. god that's alot to ask for.
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did u just say no penis in vagina?
im cutting the cheese away
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How can I live life without feta, mizithra, sharp cheddar, any type of blue, smoked gouda, metsovone, brier, cottage cheese, cheese curds, havarti, kefolotiri, haloum(i) and so many more. god that's alot to ask for.
It's an easier decision for you - you're not getting any blowjobs anyways.
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BLOWJOBS yo. Even though I love cheese, I'll just go for cuisines that don't use cheese...such as sushi!
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:54 AM   #9
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less cheese more bj
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BJ all the way man, forget about cheese
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shake my head at those who picked cheese
are u kidding me LOL
ill take "under head dick cheese" in a broads mouth over eating cottage any day

but if u made me choose btwn beef.....
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Cheese FTMFW.
No more BJs? No problem. There's still 2 other holes left.
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i dunno, lactose intolerance creates a dilemma for me :P
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You can totally weed out the virgins in the thread with that question.
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This was a no brainer for me. If I can still stick it in her, I'll go with the cheese.

I can't believe there are that many people that picked a BJ over cheese.

You really think you could survive with no pizza, cheese platters, grilled cheese, mac & cheese, etc. for the rest of your life?
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This was a no brainer for me. If I can still stick it in her, I'll go with the cheese.

I can't believe there are that many people that picked a BJ over cheese.

You really think you could survive with no pizza, cheese platters, grilled cheese, mac & cheese, etc. for the rest of your life?
Aww fuck you you're making me hungry. Good thing we live in an ideal world, where cheese and BJs are available to us.
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How the hell is she going to make you a sandwich, if there's no fucking cheese?!
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This was a no brainer for me. If I can still stick it in her, I'll go with the cheese.

I can't believe there are that many people that picked a BJ over cheese.

You really think you could survive with no pizza, cheese platters, grilled cheese, mac & cheese, etc. for the rest of your life?
u live off blowjobs yo
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lol, i dun even like cheese. Tough decision for me
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It ain't e-zaaay bein cheezay.

.. But BJ ftw.
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Hardly even eat cheese stuff after collage so easy choice for me.....
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lol fuk cheese, I'd even consider giving up Pho and rice. BJs ftw
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