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Drow 03-22-2010 08:58 AM

Amega AMwand - genuine or a load of bull?
 
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lHO3G1ls7g...320/Amwand.gif

So on my way to school today i was listening to the kid carson show and they talked about this new product called the AMwand which uses some sort of fusion technology or whatever and promotes self-healing on the cells of any living organism.

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It is about the size of a pen and made from a mixture of granulated minerals and then created by a technology known as AMized Fusion. This is a proprietary technology that resonates at 'Zero Point Energy'. So what is so special about that you ask? I mean, you probably never heard of it right?

So let me put the answer in terms that even I can understand. The cells in our body have a memory and it is much better than the memory I have at remembering things. Zero Point Energy reminds these cells where they came from. They used to be healthy and pain free. So reminding them of that fact promotes self healing in our body which then gets rid of any pain that we have.

You might have a pain (most of us have more than one) that is very recent or you might have been suffering with it for years and years. It doesn't matter. Ordinary people are so happy when their pain goes away after using the Amega AMwand. It is an extraordinary feeling to no longer have that pain and this is happening to people everyday.
http://ezinearticles.com/?What-is-th...in?&id=3787927

basically you rub it in a circular motion around the area ( or really close to it ) of your body which suffers from some sort of pain, and after ...3~18 circles the pain goes away. works for pains such as arthritis, back pain, bruises etc.

i heard they cost around $100 on the radio but on article they said it was $300. also, some woman who called the station sounded so enthusiastic and supportive about this product i thought she was nuts.

imo i think this shit is crap cuz when other products such as shamwow are advertised to perform such miracles... they usually fail. i'll have to feel it to believe it. also shudve called it the stick of jesus.

other shit it does :

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1.Discharges blockages in your body allowing universal life force energy to have a clear path to flow.

2. Removes the distortions in your Bio energetic Field.

3. Reminds the cells where they originated and promotes the body’s own self healing.

4. Energizes your food and drink which will in turn increase the potency of the minerals and vitamins within them.

5. Use it on your pets and foliage to supplement any energy deficiencies that they may have.

6. Balances and energizes any imbalances that your body may be experiencing

7. Helps to remove aches, pains and discomforts from accidents, arthritus, bruises, nasal passage blockage, tinnitus, tendinitis and virtually any other pain you may be experiencing.

8. Energizes your surroundings within your own dwelling as well as those around you.
http://www.amegaglobalreview.com/ame...efits-and-uses

Alatar 03-22-2010 04:28 PM

Sorry, I couldn't get through all the bullshit to actually find anything that actually works.

I do have this wonderful unused bottle of snake oil, if you're interested though. I'll even give it to you at a discounted price. Group buys welcome.

TOS'd 03-22-2010 04:37 PM

Shamwows do peform miracles! :cry:
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Strzelec 03-22-2010 04:56 PM

I wonder how many people actually fall for this shit

hal0g0dv2 03-22-2010 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Strzelec (Post 6872392)
I wonder how many people actually fall for this shit

haha yeah
what a joke

ToyotaPowah 03-22-2010 05:18 PM

Thank God! Finally something to help me with my distorted Bio energetic field.

...

Qmx323 03-22-2010 06:04 PM

Yeah mines been acting up on me, my Biotic powers were leaking all over

!e.lo_ 03-22-2010 06:21 PM

yea i was listening to it on kid carson this morning too.
um cells have memory? i dont know.. but cells die and new ones are created.
either way, i think its all a hoax for suckers.
mostly, our older gen, grand parents, immigrant parents, you guys know.

Underdawg 03-22-2010 06:29 PM

LOL its the Kid Carson Show... Do you expect anything intelligent to come out of there?

They just hit a new low for WASTING TIME TALKING ABOUT THE PRODUCT. Scammers.

MR_BIGGS 03-22-2010 07:20 PM

I had to fail you for saying you were listening to the Kid Carson show.

rsx 03-22-2010 07:24 PM

Fox rocks.

!e.lo_ 03-22-2010 07:43 PM

kid carson show isnt the best thing on the air, but vancouver radio just sucks nowadays.
you can say "fox" "virgin" whatever, but music tastes varies among people.
i personally listen to as little radio as possible.

shenmecar 03-22-2010 07:49 PM

It "reminds" your cells of the past?

What if you're waving this wand on a part of your body that's perfectly fine now but had a gruesome accident a year ago. So would the wound come back?

This shit is for people who still believes in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.

Graeme S 03-22-2010 10:28 PM

Whoever these guys are, they're GOOD. They've got at least 5 pages of google keyworded up. Damned impressive.

AVS_Racing 03-22-2010 10:45 PM

too bad billy mays isnt here to sell this or it will sell like hot cakes

raygunpk 03-22-2010 10:58 PM

dude you guys are dumb this totally works. i got my arm cut off the other day, rubbed it in a circular motion, and instant regen.

then i got an instant bj but pushed her off and went to get cheese instead.

teaoh 03-22-2010 11:08 PM

I heard about this too on the radio this morning. some stupid bitch called in and said how it healed her bruise 1/3 gone after 3 minutes of waving this wand. Plus Nerai or however you spell her name talked about how great this was. Very annoying. Reminds me why I usually listen to team 1040 or 103.5 every morning

essel 03-22-2010 11:21 PM

this also enlarges your penis when you rub on it

The_AK 03-23-2010 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by PHATLUST (Post 6873299)
this also enlarges your penis when you rub on it

but if you wave it around your cock in a circular motion then it cures herpes and world hunger

SkinnyPupp 03-23-2010 01:22 AM

Buzz Bishop > Kid Carson

OP gets a fail for thinking that there is even a remote possibility that this isn't complete and utter bullshit.

Vansterdam 03-23-2010 06:01 AM

:lol is this just like that q-ray bracelet bullshit

Greenstoner 03-23-2010 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by raygunpk (Post 6873233)
dude you guys are dumb this totally works. i got my arm cut off the other day, rubbed it in a circular motion, and instant regen.

then i got an instant bj but pushed her off and went to get cheese instead.

you are trying too hard on every threads bro

freakshow 03-23-2010 09:37 AM

it looks like they're selling a pen.. but without the ink..

Drow 03-23-2010 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp (Post 6873473)
Buzz Bishop > Kid Carson

OP gets a fail for thinking that there is even a remote possibility that this isn't complete and utter bullshit.

i dont believe it works, i thought it was bullshit the instant i heard it on the radio, but i was hoping someone here on revscene would chime in and go " STFU IT WORKS "

:(

StealthFighter 03-23-2010 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Vansterdam (Post 6873573)
:lol is this just like that q-ray bracelet bullshit

Yeah sounds like it. Q-ray's company got sued for fraud. had to pay out 22.5 million.


maybe we should have a group buy. then we can sue amega when the time comes?


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