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metal 03-31-2010 02:25 AM

^ditto

SkinnyPupp 03-31-2010 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leopold Stotch (Post 6887780)
i just wipe the seat down and sit down

be a man and just fucking sit on the toilet seat

This is true if you are in a relatively clean city. But try that where there are a lot of mainlanders doing the "frog" and you will be taking something home with you in your pants.

JSALES 03-31-2010 05:15 AM

SUSPENSION

Vansterdam 03-31-2010 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by murd0c (Post 6887232)
more like a #3 but playing cell phone games (what a way to waste 10mins at work)

:werd:

i dont put tp around the seat though thats too much time :lol

just sit there with my pants down and my ipod touch in hand for a good 10-15 mins break :)

that 26-games-in-one app for the iphone/touch does wonders

bloodmack 03-31-2010 09:36 AM

I do the Upper decker!!

RS_Pat 03-31-2010 10:08 AM

Suspension for me in public toilets, just have to watch the splash when the poop hits the water!

Greenstoner 03-31-2010 10:48 AM

Suspension babe
Posted via RS Mobile

nipples 03-31-2010 11:18 AM

Shit in the sink that has the wire mesh filter.
Or, just pop open the tank and shit in there.
Posted via RS Mobile

Purely 03-31-2010 04:15 PM

Mummy

ate.ge 03-31-2010 04:32 PM

you dont have to hold on to the bars for suspension...
you can mummify your hand place it on the seat LOL...

kookoobird88 03-31-2010 05:19 PM

yea i do the mummy at work, i get paid like 3 bucks to take a shit so im down

SkinnyPupp 03-31-2010 06:11 PM

This reminds me of another thread, where most of RSers were a bunch of pussies when it comes to using toilets and urinals.

FI-Z33 03-31-2010 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gumby (Post 6887527)
I'm #3.

Slightly off topic - my 2-year old son often craps (in his diaper) while standing.

Think about it - while you're standing, your butt cheeks are somewhat clenched! I have no idea how this is possible. It's no wonder his face turns all red when he's pushing.

haha thats kinda cute

underscore 03-31-2010 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SkinnyPupp (Post 6888719)
This reminds me of another thread, where most of RSers were a bunch of pussies when it comes to using toilets and urinals.

I remember that one too. Only if it is supremely nasty would I bother with the suspension if it's gonna be quick or tossing some tp on the seat if you're gonna be a while. I know some places have those premade paper things you toss on the seat.

sleazyho 03-31-2010 09:45 PM

If I see piss and other unidentified substances on the toilet seat then I mummify that shit, if it looks relatively clean then I just do a quick wipe and sit down.

Amuse 03-31-2010 09:49 PM

I thought only mainlanders do the frog?

FI-Z33 03-31-2010 11:55 PM

^little kids do the frog too :P

MaximalLazy 04-01-2010 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fi.0922 (Post 6889524)
^little kids do the frog too :P

How do you know?

FI-Z33 04-01-2010 04:15 PM

because i had to take my niece to the washroom once, and yea ==
i did it as a kid too LOL..how else do i pee in the public when i'm so small
mommy carries me and makes me do the frog haha
not tall enough to sit on the toilet, and scared i might fall in it

SpuGen 04-01-2010 04:27 PM

I hold it till I get home.
Or until I get to a nice restaurant / hotel.

Take a shit before you go out, and you won't have this problem.

drunkrussian 04-02-2010 12:07 PM

I mummy. Dayuuuum #1 looks hardcore. I'd fall into the toilet. Props to whoever pulls that off

drunkrussian 04-02-2010 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpuGen (Post 6890404)
I hold it till I get home.
Or until I get to a nice restaurant / hotel.

Take a shit before you go out, and you won't have this problem.

people who stay at nice restaurants/hotels can afford high priced hookers that give them anal warts

lol just fucking around

CP.AR 04-02-2010 11:28 PM

mostly number 3 while training my pokemon

KuSouL 04-02-2010 11:40 PM

i use suspension + mummy
no part of me touches the toilet except my two hands holding my weight up (hands on top a cushion of toilet paper of course)

SpuGen 04-03-2010 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drunkrussian (Post 6891469)
people who stay at nice restaurants/hotels can afford high priced hookers that give them anal warts

lol just fucking around

Lol.
When I used to work at Chop, I made it a mission to wreck the washroom in the morning before my shift started/ restaurant opened.

Those were good times. I never got caught.


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