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03-30-2010, 08:25 PM
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#1 | | Banned (ABWS)
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| crapping positions.
hai im a noob. my first thread.
so which position do you use? 1. THE SUSPENSiON
It is one of the most common techniques and it can be a good exercise. As you can see, it is to stay with your butt in the air.  2. THE FROG
This is only for real experts. You should make sure that you don’t have anything inside your back pockets.  3. THE MUMMY
Mummify with a toilet paper, sit and relax. 
i use the suspension.. 
hopefully i wont give the wrong first impressions LOL..
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03-30-2010, 08:27 PM
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#2 | | To me, there is the Internet and there is RS
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3 for me.
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03-30-2010, 08:27 PM
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i do the AC Slater on the toilet
fuck ya
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03-30-2010, 08:29 PM
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#4 | | I came, I saw, I conquered.
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2. THE FROG
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03-30-2010, 08:31 PM
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#5 | | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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The Mummy.
There's always too much stuff in my pockets to do the Frog.
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03-30-2010, 08:31 PM
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#6 | | In RS I Trust
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more like a #3 but playing cell phone games (what a way to waste 10mins at work)
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03-30-2010, 08:31 PM
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#7 | | Proud to be called a RS Regular!
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Suspension is too hard unless you occupy the handicap stall, then you have handle bars that help
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03-30-2010, 08:34 PM
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#8 | | Banned (ABWS)
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i sit and lean as much as suspension
only girls do the frog
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03-30-2010, 08:42 PM
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#9 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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the mummy
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03-30-2010, 08:44 PM
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03-30-2010, 08:45 PM
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03-30-2010, 09:34 PM
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#12 | | what manner of phaggotry is this
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Originally Posted by Zerius  Suspension is too hard unless you occupy the handicap stall, then you have handle bars that help | you hang onto the handles in a public shitter? and not only that, but the handy tard stall at that?
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03-30-2010, 10:09 PM
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#13 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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In China I had to do The Frog since the toilets were actually really the ground squat ones. I actually had a hard time getting the matter into the hole when I squatted.
I usually prefer to use the toilet at home so I hold out till I get home. When I get home I do #3 without the toilet paper all around.
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I'm #3.
Slightly off topic - my 2-year old son often craps (in his diaper) while standing.
Think about it - while you're standing, your butt cheeks are somewhat clenched! I have no idea how this is possible. It's no wonder his face turns all red when he's pushing.
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03-30-2010, 10:34 PM
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#15 | | Ready to be Man handled by RS!
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None of the above...upper decker FTW!
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03-30-2010, 10:44 PM
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One or three depending on the need of the situation
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03-30-2010, 10:45 PM
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#17 | | The RS Anchorman
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double post sorry
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03-30-2010, 11:29 PM
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#18 | | Captain Happy Bubble is my Homeboy
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Originally Posted by Gumby I'm #3.
Slightly off topic - my 2-year old son often craps (in his diaper) while standing.
Think about it - while you're standing, your butt cheeks are somewhat clenched! I have no idea how this is possible. It's no wonder his face turns all red when he's pushing. | their sphincters r not fully developed yet. That's why kids pee on bed. Not that they want to, but they r just physically incapable to hold it in. Same with other hole Posted via RS Mobile | |
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03-30-2010, 11:47 PM
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#19 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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The Mummy for me
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03-30-2010, 11:51 PM
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#20 | | My dinner reheated before my turbo spooled
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suspension. I used to mummify it, the do suspension, in case i touch the seat, but I have perfected it, so I dont need to mummify first.
I do however put toilet paper in the water, so it doesn't splash up.
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03-31-2010, 12:39 AM
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#21 | | Even when im right, revscene.net is still right!
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Used to do #2, now I use #1
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03-31-2010, 12:43 AM
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#22 | | Revscene.net has a homepage?!
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i do the rapelling technique....yes i carry a full harness and rope.  | |
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03-31-2010, 12:58 AM
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#23 | | Everyone wants a piece of R S...
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03-31-2010, 01:40 AM
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#24 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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03-31-2010, 01:42 AM
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#25 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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i just wipe the seat down and sit down
be a man and just fucking sit on the toilet seat
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