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04-05-2010, 11:26 PM
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#26 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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awwww
i read it
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04-07-2010, 04:22 PM
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#27 | | My AFC gave me an ABS CEL code of LOL while at WOT!
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Originally Posted by underscore  Well no. And yes you're right, but a 6" rubber fist wouldn't have paved the way for a 12" black dildo as well as a 14" rubber fist would. |
Thanks for the anatomy lesson Dr. Astroglide.
(Or was it an engineering lesson?)
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04-07-2010, 07:49 PM
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#28 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep.
To answer the original post, yes I am like that hahaha
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04-09-2010, 11:32 PM
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#29 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by hotjoint i didnt bother reading | same  | |
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04-10-2010, 11:35 AM
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#30 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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I read it.
The guy needs to grow a pair of balls
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Then she'll leave you and be with new men who are ten times better than you could ever hope to be.
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04-10-2010, 01:14 PM
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#31 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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smart thing to do was go up to her, "does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
bring her home and at least half that list will be complete. BAM!
but seriously,
of course it was awkward, dumbass thought a whole lifetime list without knowing the girl first, whipped already. overthinking it and no confidence, leads you home with "what ifs?"
just think: "those who hesitate, masterbate" and make his move.
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04-10-2010, 08:36 PM
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#32 | | (7125 Viewing)
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Originally Posted by static 
how many rs'ers are like this, come on be honest =) | I could tell that you really fell in love with her by just this post that you made.
Dude follow your heart dont be scared of currency or etc. Trying is better than nothing. How would you know if you wont try.
Go for it man where at your back 24/7
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04-10-2010, 11:48 PM
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#33 | | I *heart* Revscene.net very Muchie
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Originally Posted by Plush I could tell that you really fell in love with her by just this post that you made.
Dude follow your heart dont be scared of currency or etc. Trying is better than nothing. How would you know if you wont try.
Go for it man where at your back 24/7
RS FTW | what's the story with this?
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04-11-2010, 12:54 AM
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#34 | | (7125 Viewing)
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I only read the first sentence
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04-11-2010, 03:59 AM
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#35 | | RS.net, where our google ads make absolutely no sense!
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Originally Posted by guddagudd So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep. Did I mention that there was a spillage of coffee? | .
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04-15-2010, 12:52 AM
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#36 | | HELP ME PLS!!!
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Originally Posted by Plush I could tell that you really fell in love with her by just this post that you made.
Dude follow your heart dont be scared of currency or etc. Trying is better than nothing. How would you know if you wont try.
Go for it man where at your back 24/7
RS FTW | lol what the fuck are you talking about. This is not a true story.
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04-18-2010, 10:46 PM
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#37 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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Originally Posted by gearshifter So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep. Did I mention that there was a spillage of coffee? Except this time its dark roast and lumpy. | .
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04-19-2010, 07:13 PM
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#38 | | Banned (ABWS)
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wtf
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04-30-2010, 07:27 AM
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#39 | | My homepage has been set to RS
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Whag happened to the fail button???????
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05-01-2010, 12:15 AM
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#40 | | Rs has made me the man i am today!
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^^^ can't fail posts older than 5 days old
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05-28-2010, 10:41 PM
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#41 | | Wunder? Wonder?? Wander???
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Originally Posted by _M2 So I saw this girl at a party, she pulled out her penis and I ran towards her and we had a sword fight......and I lost my sword, but I used something harder, better, faster and stronger......my 12 inch black dildo that was hiding in my ass. It came out with ease though, as I had been using my 14" rubber fist earlier. I firmly grasped the dildo and plunged it deep within her. Let me explain in depth how deep. Do you know that hole Alice in alice in wonderland fell in? Well after she fell in, she picked up a small coffee mug and it was about that deep. Did I mention that there was a spillage of coffee? Except this time its dark roast and lumpy. In any case, I digress. After I plunged the dildo, she gave me a look of ecstasy and moaned. | .
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05-29-2010, 09:24 AM
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#42 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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its so much like me
he's just looking at her boobs
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