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Gumby 03-30-2010 09:02 PM
Cucumber in rear was "failed suicide attempt"
 
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...-1225847704304

Quote:
A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.

The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.

He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.

Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening.
This can't be real, can it?

Qmx323 03-30-2010 09:03 PM
man this guy sure loved his veggies

asahai69 03-30-2010 09:06 PM
lol ya right. and richard gere had a gerbil in his ass cuz it was cold

hchang 03-30-2010 09:10 PM
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA.

LenovoTurbo 03-30-2010 09:15 PM
He won't be walking straight for a while. LOL :haha:

LiquidTurbo 03-30-2010 09:16 PM
This is the site it comes from, what do you think?

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/

v.Rossi 03-30-2010 09:20 PM
LOL did this remind anyone else of jackass?

YouTube- Jackass - Butt Xray

TRD Rs200 03-30-2010 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by IntegRice (Post 6887361)
He won't be walking straight for a while. LOL :haha:
he wont be walking for a while

Brianrietta 03-30-2010 09:43 PM
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/collecting_double_takes.png

JSALES 03-30-2010 09:45 PM
LOL

hchang 03-30-2010 09:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eugene (Post 6887447)
ROFL.

+1

!Tigger 03-30-2010 09:51 PM
LOL no way....

fishing666 03-30-2010 09:53 PM
seems like the 62 guy is experimenting with his gayness

StylinRed 03-30-2010 10:44 PM
he must have read the french magazine hara-kiri

they seem to use food

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0RqVWoGk8r.../Hara+Kiri.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0RqVWoGk8r...z+un+Flic!.jpg

Porschedog 03-30-2010 11:08 PM
holy shit cucumber...

DasHooch 03-30-2010 11:10 PM
literally

AVS_Racing 03-31-2010 01:42 AM
awaits for the apple daily news version of this


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