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03-30-2010, 09:02 PM
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#1 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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| Cucumber in rear was "failed suicide attempt"
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news...-1225847704304 Quote:
A HONG Kong man, taken to the hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom, told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.
The Sun reported Chin Wei, 62, said the method was a variation of the Japanese ritual suicide hara-kiri - usually carried out with a sword plunged into one's own stomach.
He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter before being rushed to receive medical health.
Medics said a severe tear to the man's anus was not life-threatening.
| This can't be real, can it?
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03-30-2010, 09:03 PM
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#2 | | OMGWTFBBQ is a common word I say everyday
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man this guy sure loved his veggies
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03-30-2010, 09:06 PM
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#3 | | I contribute to threads in the offtopic forum
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lol ya right. and richard gere had a gerbil in his ass cuz it was cold
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03-30-2010, 09:10 PM
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#4 | | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA.
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03-30-2010, 09:15 PM
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#5 | | Need to Seek Professional Help
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He won't be walking straight for a while. LOL  | |
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03-30-2010, 09:16 PM
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#6 | | resident Oil Guru
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This is the site it comes from, what do you think? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ | |
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03-30-2010, 09:20 PM
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#7 | | Where's my RS Christmas Lobster?!
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LOL did this remind anyone else of jackass?  YouTube- Jackass - Butt Xray
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03-30-2010, 09:39 PM
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#8 | | Rs has made me the woman i am today!
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Originally Posted by IntegRice  He won't be walking straight for a while. LOL | he wont be walking for a while
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03-30-2010, 09:43 PM
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#9 | | I bringith the lowerballerith
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nabs - Brianrietta are you trying to Mindbomber me? using big words to try to confuse me
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03-30-2010, 09:45 PM
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#10 | | Willing to sell body for a few minutes on RS
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LOL
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03-30-2010, 09:46 PM
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#11 | | I wish I was where I was when I wished I was here
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Originally Posted by Eugene | ROFL.
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03-30-2010, 09:51 PM
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#12 | | Circle Stick Square Mod
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LOL no way....
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03-30-2010, 09:53 PM
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#13 | | Banned (ABWS)
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seems like the 62 guy is experimenting with his gayness
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03-30-2010, 10:44 PM
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#14 | | I only answer to my username, my real name is Irrelevant!
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he must have read the french magazine hara-kiri
they seem to use food   | |
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03-30-2010, 11:08 PM
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#15 | | 14 dolla balla aint got nothing on me!
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holy shit cucumber...
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03-30-2010, 11:10 PM
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#16 | | What hasn't Killed me, has made me more tolerant of RS!
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literally
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03-31-2010, 01:42 AM
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#17 | | Hypa owned my ass at least once
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awaits for the apple daily news version of this
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