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sunny_j 03-31-2010 09:09 PM

Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes
 
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Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.

MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.

"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.


The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up.

The discovery of these methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner in the U.S. on Christmas Day.

He had stuffed explosives inside his underpants.

Hours after he had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our defense."

Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin, causing it to crash.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/03...est=latestnews
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News

fishing666 03-31-2010 09:16 PM

damn i wanna be security and do a thorough check on big breasted females for bombs

Anjew 03-31-2010 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by fishing666 (Post 6889045)
damn i wanna be security and do a thorough check on big breasted females for bombs

THAT was exactly what i was thinking..... :haha:

StylinRed 03-31-2010 09:39 PM

yeah some nutjob was saying that they could hide a chemical in each boob and mix them on the plane


this was when BC airports were adding those new x-ray machines


bunch of nutjobs... if a terrorist really wanted to kill a lot of people there are so many easier things to do that would get waaaaaay more ppl killed

jeff_alexander 03-31-2010 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by fishing666 (Post 6889045)
damn i wanna be security and do a thorough check on big breasted females for bombs

What if that big breasted would rather blow themselves up while you were fondling them to prove a point since their mission was already compromised?

StylinRed 03-31-2010 09:42 PM

at least he'll have gone out with a bang

hal0g0dv2 03-31-2010 09:58 PM

dam that is sketchy

underscore 03-31-2010 10:01 PM

yeah but how do they get to the explosives? electronics placed inside the boobs would get picked up, no? and they can't just hack open their boobs on a plane to get to the chemicals... wouldn't it be a hell of a lot easier for a couple of their guys to swallow small containers of explosives and puke them back out once they clear security?

tool001 03-31-2010 10:10 PM

bring out the boobies. i say. ... we do squeeze test.

Culture_Vulture 03-31-2010 11:15 PM

I say it would make a great 007 movie.

underscore 03-31-2010 11:24 PM

"What's double-oh seven doing?" "I believe he's just getting a feel for the situation sir"

slammer111 04-01-2010 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by StylinRed (Post 6889091)
bunch of nutjobs... if a terrorist really wanted to kill a lot of people there are so many easier things to do that would get waaaaaay more ppl killed

It's not about killing as many people as possible. It's about instilling fear into a society, a "we can strike anytime, anywhere" mentality.

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Originally Posted by underscore (Post 6889157)
yeah but how do they get to the explosives? electronics placed inside the boobs would get picked up, no? and they can't just hack open their boobs on a plane to get to the chemicals... wouldn't it be a hell of a lot easier for a couple of their guys to swallow small containers of explosives and puke them back out once they clear security?

Not everyone can puke it out.

Hopefully with the new full-body nude scanners they can identify anything hidden in an implant. At this point though, not every airport has them. Not even 5%.

To be honest, I'd imagine a solid plastic explosive puck strapped to the body would be easier than an implant. At this point you don't even get frisked unless the wand detects something. Then carry the Part B in a bottle in carry-on.

skyxx 04-01-2010 12:49 AM

That's why I prefer Natural over Fake. ;)

tofu1413 04-01-2010 01:54 AM

Machine Gun Jubblies... how'd I miss those, baby?

orange7 04-01-2010 02:40 AM

get a boobjob and there goes your dick..

underscore 04-01-2010 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by slammer111 (Post 6889541)
Not everyone can puke it out.

Hopefully with the new full-body nude scanners they can identify anything hidden in an implant. At this point though, not every airport has them. Not even 5%.

To be honest, I'd imagine a solid plastic explosive puck strapped to the body would be easier than an implant. At this point you don't even get frisked unless the wand detects something. Then carry the Part B in a bottle in carry-on.

But again, how do they get it out of their boobs?

vafanculo 04-01-2010 08:30 AM

They have to hold their nipples down simultaniously for 3 seconds in order to blow up.
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skillznrice 04-01-2010 09:50 AM

reminded me of this from austin powers.
http://www.shinyshiny.tv/fembots.jpg
hehe

slammer111 04-01-2010 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by underscore (Post 6889741)
But again, how do they get it out of their boobs?

No need, all you need is a piezoelectric igniter that's activated by pushing on a boob. :) Or some other detonator that can be remotely activated via cell phone. If they scanned you and the wand beeped, you can say it's a pacemaker etc etc.

I still say a powdered Part A + liquid Part B would still by far be easiest type of explosive to make. This can even be divvied up between 2 passengers to avoid detection.

Implants would work as well, but to be honest they're not really the most practical.

underscore 04-01-2010 03:42 PM

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b1...XPLOITABLE.png

Kim Jong Un 04-01-2010 03:46 PM

now i would love to be an airport security! :D

StylinRed 04-01-2010 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by slammer111 (Post 6889541)
It's not about killing as many people as possible. It's about instilling fear into a society, a "we can strike anytime, anywhere" mentality.

my point still stands... there are way easier ways and way more scarier things to do that would push your so called "we can strike anytime, anywhere mentality" ... how you got a grasp on the terrorist mentality is fascinating

underscore 04-01-2010 04:07 PM

^ that's not really the point of this article though. The chances of a terrorist actually doing this are slim, this is just an article to scare people with the possibilities.

StylinRed 04-01-2010 04:12 PM

the first lines of the article states that "they're being fitted with exploding implants"

its not an article of possibilities

but i didnt realize until now that the sources are Fox News and The Sun, i should have just ignored it

CP.AR 04-01-2010 06:35 PM

all jokes aside.



EXPLODING BOOBIES!!!!!!


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