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03-31-2010, 09:09 PM
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| Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes
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Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.
The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."
It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.
MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.
"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.
The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up.
The discovery of these methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner in the U.S. on Christmas Day.
He had stuffed explosives inside his underpants.
Hours after he had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.
A hand-picked team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our defense."
Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.
Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin, causing it to crash.
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03-31-2010, 09:16 PM
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damn i wanna be security and do a thorough check on big breasted females for bombs
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03-31-2010, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by fishing666  damn i wanna be security and do a thorough check on big breasted females for bombs | THAT was exactly what i was thinking.....  | |
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03-31-2010, 09:39 PM
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yeah some nutjob was saying that they could hide a chemical in each boob and mix them on the plane
this was when BC airports were adding those new x-ray machines
bunch of nutjobs... if a terrorist really wanted to kill a lot of people there are so many easier things to do that would get waaaaaay more ppl killed
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03-31-2010, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by fishing666 damn i wanna be security and do a thorough check on big breasted females for bombs | What if that big breasted would rather blow themselves up while you were fondling them to prove a point since their mission was already compromised?
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03-31-2010, 09:42 PM
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at least he'll have gone out with a bang
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03-31-2010, 09:58 PM
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03-31-2010, 10:01 PM
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yeah but how do they get to the explosives? electronics placed inside the boobs would get picked up, no? and they can't just hack open their boobs on a plane to get to the chemicals... wouldn't it be a hell of a lot easier for a couple of their guys to swallow small containers of explosives and puke them back out once they clear security?
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
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03-31-2010, 10:10 PM
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bring out the boobies. i say. ... we do squeeze test.
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03-31-2010, 11:15 PM
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I say it would make a great 007 movie.
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03-31-2010, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
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04-01-2010, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by StylinRed bunch of nutjobs... if a terrorist really wanted to kill a lot of people there are so many easier things to do that would get waaaaaay more ppl killed | It's not about killing as many people as possible. It's about instilling fear into a society, a "we can strike anytime, anywhere" mentality. Quote:
Originally Posted by underscore yeah but how do they get to the explosives? electronics placed inside the boobs would get picked up, no? and they can't just hack open their boobs on a plane to get to the chemicals... wouldn't it be a hell of a lot easier for a couple of their guys to swallow small containers of explosives and puke them back out once they clear security? | Not everyone can puke it out.
Hopefully with the new full-body nude scanners they can identify anything hidden in an implant. At this point though, not every airport has them. Not even 5%.
To be honest, I'd imagine a solid plastic explosive puck strapped to the body would be easier than an implant. At this point you don't even get frisked unless the wand detects something. Then carry the Part B in a bottle in carry-on.
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04-01-2010, 12:49 AM
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04-01-2010, 01:54 AM
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04-01-2010, 02:40 AM
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get a boobjob and there goes your dick..
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04-01-2010, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted by slammer111 Not everyone can puke it out.
Hopefully with the new full-body nude scanners they can identify anything hidden in an implant. At this point though, not every airport has them. Not even 5%.
To be honest, I'd imagine a solid plastic explosive puck strapped to the body would be easier than an implant. At this point you don't even get frisked unless the wand detects something. Then carry the Part B in a bottle in carry-on. | But again, how do they get it out of their boobs?
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
Originally Posted by RevYouUp reading this thread is like waiting for goku to charge up a spirit bomb in dragon ball z | Quote:
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04-01-2010, 08:30 AM
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04-01-2010, 09:50 AM
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reminded me of this from austin powers. 
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04-01-2010, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by underscore But again, how do they get it out of their boobs? | No need, all you need is a piezoelectric igniter that's activated by pushing on a boob.  Or some other detonator that can be remotely activated via cell phone. If they scanned you and the wand beeped, you can say it's a pacemaker etc etc.
I still say a powdered Part A + liquid Part B would still by far be easiest type of explosive to make. This can even be divvied up between 2 passengers to avoid detection.
Implants would work as well, but to be honest they're not really the most practical.
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04-01-2010, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by maksimizer half those dudes are hotter than ,my GF. | Quote:
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04-01-2010, 03:46 PM
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04-01-2010, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted by slammer111 It's not about killing as many people as possible. It's about instilling fear into a society, a "we can strike anytime, anywhere" mentality. | my point still stands... there are way easier ways and way more scarier things to do that would push your so called "we can strike anytime, anywhere mentality" ... how you got a grasp on the terrorist mentality is fascinating
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04-01-2010, 04:07 PM
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^ that's not really the point of this article though. The chances of a terrorist actually doing this are slim, this is just an article to scare people with the possibilities.
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04-01-2010, 04:12 PM
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the first lines of the article states that "they're being fitted with exploding implants"
its not an article of possibilities
but i didnt realize until now that the sources are Fox News and The Sun, i should have just ignored it
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04-01-2010, 06:35 PM
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all jokes aside.
EXPLODING BOOBIES!!!!!!
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