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Old 04-07-2010, 04:39 PM   #1
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6 Scientific Reasons People Drive Like Assholes

http://www.cracked.com/article_18493...-assholes.html

haha some funny stuff especially #1
not sure if it's realistic though
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Old 04-07-2010, 06:42 PM   #2
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whenever I need to take a shit really badly, i tend to drive a little faster
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well who the hell wants to shit in their pants... in their car?

Number one lol.
no, that would cause you to just act terribly and make corny ass one-liners.
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:18 AM   #4
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Old 04-08-2010, 12:28 AM   #5
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didnt even get a chuckle out of this even though i do drive aggressively at times
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Old 04-08-2010, 01:40 AM   #6
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FAST AND THE FURIOUS FTFW!!!!!!


I drive like an asshole when slow drivers cause me too rage... especially when they are driving in the left lane slooww.
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:33 AM   #7
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You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your zerglings... Mouse Clickin' not double hotkeyin' like you should. You're lucky that marine rush didn't blow the lair! You almost had me?
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:34 AM   #8
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whenever I need to take a shit really badly, i tend to drive a little faster
that's what i normally voice out to my passengers when someone drives too quickly or cuts me off.
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Old 04-08-2010, 02:28 PM   #9
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well who the hell wants to shit in their pants... in their car?
Someone dig up that totally classic and epic RS thread about someone's friend shitting in his Civic SiR's DRIVER'S SEAT
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#4 is a legit economic/psychologic theory.
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Old 04-08-2010, 03:11 PM   #11
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You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your zerglings... Mouse Clickin' not double hotkeyin' like you should. You're lucky that marine rush didn't blow the lair! You almost had me?
ask any troll, any real troll! it's not about your mouse, it's about your keyboard.
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oh cmon, how could they not mention Initial D?

it's the #1 reason why kids drift to their music, crash and then freak out about what their parents are going to do to them when they find out.

that and MT
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Old 04-08-2010, 11:24 PM   #13
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oh cmon, how could they not mention Initial D?

it's the #1 reason why kids drift to their music, crash and then freak out about what their parents are going to do to them when they find out.

that and MT
yes hence reason #6: video games.
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yes hence reason #6: video games.
i drift to my music, but i don't crash Theres always an appropriate place and time for everything. The real morons are the people that can't distinguish when and where.
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Old 04-09-2010, 02:47 PM   #15
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I actually drive like an asshole because I'm watching Fast and the Furious while I'm driving
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Old 04-09-2010, 07:08 PM   #17
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#4 is where it is at.

put a knife pointed at the driver's chest instead of airbags. Watch the accident rates drop. Ok maybe a few fetal ones...but that will be overshadowed by the insurance saving we will have. haha
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